Jason Bateman

  • Aired:  01/31/13
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Jason Bateman chats about "Identity Thief," Melissa McCarthy and his status as the rare Hollywood quadruple threat. (6:39)

>> Jon: WELCOME BACK.

MY GUEST TONIGHT NEW FILM IS CALLED "IDENTITY THIEF".

>> DON'T SHUT DOOR, LEAVE IT.

>> NOW, THIS IS HIS FAVORITE PART.

HE LIKES TO BE HUMILIATING VERBALLY.

>> NO I DON'T.

>> YOU SISSY BOY.

>> THAT'S ENOUGH OF THIS.

>> SISSY BOY.

IT'S TIME TO GIVE HIM THE BIG SHOW.

BOOM BOOM!

>> NO NEED FOR THE SHOW.

PUT IT BACK ON.

WHOO!

WHOO!

WHOO!

>> Jon: PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW, JASON BATEMAN.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

MAGIC!

MAGIC.

YOU ARE A MAGIC MAN.

YOU ARE A MAGIC MAN!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

I MEAN THERE'S NOTHING WORSE THAN A QUARTER STANDING OVATION.

GOOD LORD, THANK YOU FOR LEADING THAT.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> Jon: I'M WORKING OUT HOW WE'RE GOING TO EDIT AROUND THAT.

HOW ARE YOU?

THE MOVIE, MELISSA McCARTHY --

>> DID YOU SEE IT?

>> Jon: THE MOVIE IS GREAT.

IT LAGS A BIT --

>> HEY.

>> Jon: DO YOU REMEMBER THE OLD SONNY AND CHER SHOW?

>> I DO NOT.

>> Jon: CHER WAS A COMIC.

SHE WAS A ROCKET TO THE STARS.

YOU COULD NOT HOLD HER BACK.

WHEN SHE WAS ON CAMERA IT WAS ELECTRIC.

>> AM I SONNY, GODDAMN IT?

>> Jon: THERE WAS A BASS PLAYER IN THE BAND.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> OH --

>> Jon: SONNY ALSO HAD A LITTLE SOMETHING.

>> I WAS FEELING PRETTY TODAY.

>> Jon: DO YOU LIKE --

>> MY COLON LOVED IT.

>> Jon: YOU WERE GREAT TOGETHER.

IT'S A GREAT INTERPLAY.

>> SHE'S NOT CRAZY.

WHICH IS NUMBER ONE FOR GETTING ALONG WITH A COSTAR AND HAVING GOOD CHEMISTRY.

L.A. DOES NOT AL TRACT A LOT OF WORLD BEATERS.

SPECIFICALLY THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY.

BY DEFINITION WE'RE LOOKING FOR ATTENTION.

>> Jon: IT'S A NARCISSISTIC PURSUIT TO SOME EXTENT.

>> STOP CUTTING ME OFF!

[ LAUGHTER ]

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> Jon: EDITY AROUND IT.

>> -- EDIT AROUND IT.

>> THAT WAS A TIE-IN TO THE NARCISSISM.

>> Jon: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT.

I THINK THEY JUST ENJOYED THE SLAM OF IT.

>> SHE'S SO DARN EASY TO GET ALONG WITH AND SHE'S FUNNY AND SHE'S PROFESSIONAL AND SHE WORKS HARD.

>> Jon: SHE ALSO.

I ASKED HER ALSO ABOUT YOU.

I DON'T WANT TO RUN THE CLIP OBVIOUSLY BECAUSE YOU HAVE A LONG FLIGHT HOME AND I DON'T

WANT TO DO THAT TO YOU.

>> DID SHE THINK SHE WAS WORKING WITH NATHAN OR JERRY O'CONNELL?

I GET IT ALL THE TIME.

>> Jon: BRECKEN MEYER.

>> I GET HIM, TOO.

>> Jon: DO YOU REALLY?

>> I GET JUSTIN THREE TIMES A WEEK.

HEY, JUSTIN, I LOVE EVERYTHING YOU DO.

BUDDY, YOU DON'T KNOW MY NAME.

>> Jon: WHY JUSTIN.

>> I THINK THEY DO A HYBRID WITH JUSTINE THAT COMES OUT JUSTIN.

>> Jon: I THEY DROP THE SILENT E.

I WAS THINKING IT'S A LITTLE TIMER LAKE-Y.

YOU BRING THE SEXY BACK.

YOU'VE BEEN DOING IT FOR YEARS.

>> AND JON, CAN I SING.

>> Jon: ARE YOU A TRIPLE THREAT.

>> CAN I HAVE A SEGMENT -- I I DON'T SING.

>> Jon: CAN I ASK A QUESTION DO YOU HAVE TIME TO STICK AROUND AND GO TO THE WEB?

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

BECAUSE THIS IS ONE OF THOSE UNUSUAL NIGHTS WHERE I CAN'T STAY.

I HAVE --

>> IT'S NOTHING AGAINST YOU THERE'S --

[ LAUGHTER ]

THERE'S A GASTROENTER ROLINGS THAT I GO TO ON THE UPPER EAST SIDE WHOSE OFFICE HOURS ARE

MESHUGGENAH BUT I'M GLAD YOU COULD STAY.

>> OR IF YOU NEED THAT COLONOSCOPY.

>> Jon: YOU ARE A QUADRUPLE THREAT.

YOU CAN SING AND DO A COLONOSCOPY.

IT'S FUN TO PLAY BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST FUNNY MAN.

IN THE MOVIES ON THE TALK SHOWS.

>> HEY, MAN.

>> Jon: IT'S JUST GOOD AND YOU AND MELISSA ARE REALLY GOOD THERE.

>> THE MOVIE TURNED OUT VERY, VERY WELL.

I'M VERY, VERY PROUD OF IT.

>> Jon: DO YOU HAVE 20 SECONDS?

>> SURE.

ONE OF WORST EXPERIENCES-LIFE I WAS JUST -- NO, NO,.

I WAS WATCHING A TASTEFUL MOVIE ONE OF HIGH BROA FILMS I I LIKE TO GO TO WITH MY WIFE.

>> Jon: I UNDERSTAND.

ARE WE TALKING ABOUT TANGLED?

>> AND A TRAILER COMES ON FOR A FILM THAT I'M NOT PARTICULARLY PROUD OF BUT I WAS IN IT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

AND IT WILL GO NAMELESS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

AND A GAL A FEW SEATS DOWN FROM ME.

THE PREVIEW HAPPENS IT'S NOT GETTING A GREAT REACTION FROM THE CROWD.

GOES TO BLACK GETTING READY FOR THE NEXT TRAILER.

SILENCE IN THE MOVIE THEATER WHERE YOU HEAR A SMART ASS POP OFF.

SHE'S SITTING TO MY RIGHT AND SHE GOES, ANYWAY -- AND I SO BADLY BECAUSE I LIKE TO HAVE THE

LAST JOKE OF THE TRAILER, TOO.

IF I LEANED FORWARD AND SAID, NOT FOR YOU?

I WANTED TO JUST TRIPLE BITCHY BUT I WAS JUST TOO MORTGAGEIFIED TO MOVE -- MORTIFIED TO MOVE.

>> Jon: JUSTIN BATEMAN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

IT'S IN THEY'RE AT THISES FRIDAY

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