The Story of Bus

  • Aired:  06/13/11
  •  | Views: 80,921

Sarah Palin releases an overproduced vacation iMovie of her Constitution-wrapped bus tour. (2:33)

AUDIENCE BIG FANS OF THE

PARLIAMENTARY SYSTEM.

REMEMBER WHEN SARAH PALIN

TOOK THAT EAST COAST

CONSTITUTION BUS TOUR

MEETING HONEST, HARDWORKING

AMERICANS AND DONALD TRUMP?

(LAUGHTER)

YOU DON'T REMEMBER?

WELL ARC PARENTLY SHE WAS

TRAVELING WITH A PRO BECAUSE

PALIN AND HER POLITICAL

ACTION COMMITTEE HAVE TURNED

AROUND IN JUST ONE WEEK THE

MOST OVERPRODUCED VACATION I

IMOVIE OF ALL TIME.

>> THIS WEEK OF TOURING HAS

BEEN ONE OF THE BEST WEEKS

OF MY LIFE.

>> SARAH PALIN ROLLED INTO

THE BELLY OF THE BEAST.

MAMA GRIZZLY IN WASHINGTON.

>> WE'RE HIGHLIGHTING WHAT

IT IS THAT BUILT AMERICA,

OUR STRONG FOUNDATION.

EVEN THE BUS HAS GOT THE

WORDS FROM THE PREAMBLE OF

THE CONSTITUTION, WE THE

PEOPLE ON IT.

SO THAT WE CAN TELL THE REST

OF AMERICA HOW IMPORTANT IT

IS THAT WE KNOW WHAT OUR

FOUNDATION IS ALL ABOUT.

>> HOPEFULLY I CAN INSPIRE

OTHERS IN ORDER TO AFFECT

POSITIVE CHANGE.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Jon: THESE'S-- SHE'S NOT

RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT, SHE'S

RUNNING FOR RUSH MORE.

(LAUGHTER)

THE VIDEO PEERS TO DETAIL

HOW THE HALF TERM ALASKAN

GOVERNOR FIRST IMMIGRATED TO

THIS GREAT NATION, BEFORE

SHE SIGNED THE CONSTITUTION,

SHE RANG THE LIBERTY BELL

AND THEN SHE KILLED A MAN AT

ALTAMONT.

ALL WHILE ONE COLDPLAY SOUND

ALIKE SONG PLAYS.

HOW PROPAGANDAI WAS IT, THEY

FOUND SOUND BITES FROM LAME

STREAM MEDIA REPORTERS WHILE

SMOOTHLY EDITING OUT SIGN OF

THEIR BEWILDERMENT OR

CONTEMPT.

>> AS THE TOUR ROLLS ON.

>> STOPPING AT HIS HISTORIC

PLACES LIKE GETTYSBURG.

>> AND PHILADELPHIA TO SEE

THE LIBERTY BELL.

>> TODAY TO ELLIS ISLAND IN

NEW YORK.

>> AND THE STATUE OF

LIBERTY.

>> I GUARANTEE YOU THERE IS

AN EDITING ROOM FLOOR

LITTERED WITH PHRASES LIKE

FOR SOME REASON.

AND "WHY?

YOU KNOW WHAT WAS COOL, MAN?

THE WAY THEY HAVE REPORTERS

FINISHING EACH OTHER'S

SENTENCES.

WHERE HAVE I SEEN THAT

TECHNIQUE BEFORE.

>> I HAVE GENITAL HERPES.

AND I TRIED TO BE CAREFUL.

>> VERY CAREFUL.

>> VERY CAREFUL.

>> NOW I TAKE ONCE DAILY

VALTREX TO REDUCE MY RISK OF

PASSING IT ON.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Jon: THE OLD FINISHING

EACH OTHER'SS HERPES

COMMERCIAL TECHNIQUE.

WELL-- THEY BOTH

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