The Parent Company Trap

  • Aired:  08/23/10
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Fox News is either evil or stupid for not mentioning that Alwaleed bin Talal is News Corp.'s largest shareholder. (9:39)

HIS HAND.

OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT, MY

WEEKEND.

AND WHY IT TOOK ME AN HOUR AND

15 MINUTES TO GET A CUP OF

COFFEE AND A BAGEL ON SUNDAY

MORNING.

I'LL TELL YOU WHY.

>> DUELING PROTESTS THIS MORNING

NEAR GROUND ZERO.

>> SUPPORTERS AND OPPONENTS OF

THE PROJECT ARE BOTH STAGING

RALLIES TODAY.

>> NO MOSQUE HERE!

NO MOSQUE HERE!

>> THERE IS A BAGEL HERE, SO I

UNDERSTAND YOU ARE BOTH VERY

ANGRY.

I JUST WAS WONDERING IF I COULD

MAKE... MY SON ACTUALLY LOVES

STRUDEL.

[LAUGHTER]

OF COURSE THAT WAS A CROWD

SHOUTING AT A RANDOM GROUND ZERO

CONSTRUCTION WORKER WHO HAPPENED

TO BE WALKING BY WEARING A

SKULLCAP.

EMOTIONS WERE HIGH, BUT WHY WAS

EVERYONE SO SUSPICIOUS?

>> WHERE IS THE MONEY COMING

FROM?

>> WHERE ARE THEY GOING TO GET

THE $100 MILLION FROM.

>> WE'RE FOLLOWING THE MONEY

TRAIL.

WHERE IS THIS MONEY COMING FROM?

>> THIS GUY HAS QUESTIONABLE

TIES.

>> HERE'S THE ONE WE SHOULD ALL

REALLY WORRY ABOUT.

WHERE IS IRAN IN THIS?

>> Jon: A MUSLIM GUILT BY

ASSOCIATION GAME.

LAST WEEK WE CALLED IT SIX

DEGREES OF PEOPLE WHO DON'T EAT

BACON.

YOU CAN USE THE SAME LOGIC TO

USE FOX NEWS WITH DANGEROUS

SAUDI MONEY SINCE THE LARGEST

NEWS CORPS SHARE SHOULDER IS A

SAUDI PRINCE.

IT'S A STUPID AND CHILDISH GAME

I WAS PLAYING.

I WAS NOT SUGGESTING THAT FOX

NEWS BEING IN BUSINESS WITH

SAUDI ARABIA WAS ACTUALLY

SINISTER.

I WAS JUST USING THEIR SAME

REASONING TO ATTACK IMAM RAUF.

BUT THIS MORNING...

[LAUGHTER]

FOX NEWS GOT MORE SPECIFIC ABOUT

THE REAL DANGER POSED BY THE

MOSQUE'S FUNDING.

>> THE KINGDOM FOUNDATION, WHICH

HAS BEEN A FUPSDER OF IMAM RAUF

IN THE PAST, THE KINGDOM

FOUNDATION, SO YOU KNOW, IS THIS

SAUDI ORGANIZATION HEADED UP BY

THE GUY WHO TRIED GIVE RUDY

GIULIANI $10 MILLION AFTER 9/11

THAT WAS SENT BACK.

>> RIGHT.

>> HE FUNDS RADICAL MADRASES ALL

OVER THE WORLD.

>> AND HE FUNDS THIS IMAM.

>> Jon: THE MONEY MIGHT BE

COMING FROM THIS EVIL KINGDOM

FOUNDATION, RUN BY A WHAT HAW

WORCESTER 9/11 SYMPATHIZING

AMERICAN-HATING... NO, NO, NO,

NO.

THAT'S RUPERT MURDOCH'S PARTNER.

SHOW ME THE DANGEROUS MONEY GUY.

THERE WE GO.

NO, NO!

THAT'S... YOU'RE NOT CHANGING

THE PICTURE.

YOU'RE...

[LAUGHTER]

NOOOOOOOOO!

WHY IS THE TERROR FUNDER SHAKING

HANDS?

WHY!

WHY IS THE TERROR FUNDER SHAKING

HANDS WITH A TWO-LEGGED BASSETT

HOUND?

[LAUGHTER]

WAIT, THAT'S RUPERT MURDOCH.

THE OWNER OF FOX NEWS.

THE TERROR FUNDER IS RUPERT

MURDOCH'S NEWS CORPS PARTNER.

NOOOOO!

NOOOOO!

NOOOO!

NOOOOOO!

WE'RE NOT GOING TO FOLLOW ME

AROUND?

WE'RE NOT GOING TO...

[LAUGHTER]

NOOOOO!

I GUESS EVERYONE FAINTED IN THE

CONTROL ROOM.

THAT'S RIGHT.

THE GUY THEY'RE PAINTING AS A

SINISTER MONEY FORCE OWNS PART

OF FOX NEWS.

LET'S SEE WHAT FOX NEWS COMMANDS

AND FOLLOW THE MUST BE.

THIS IS THE PROPOSED TERROR

MOSQUE.

WE KNOW THAT IT'S A TERROR

MOSQUE BECAUSE THE MONEY MAY BE

COMING FROM A BAD GUY.

WHO DEFINITELY OWNS PART OF FOX

NEWS.

NOW WE KNOW HE'S A BAD GUY

BECAUSE WE JUST HEARD IT ON FOX

NEWS.

[LAUGHTER]

AND BY HEARING IT ON FOX NEWS,

WATCHING FOX NEWS, I'M

INCREASING THEIR VIEWERSHIP, AND

THEIR ADVERTISING RATES GO UP.

NOW, PART OF THAT MONEY GOES TO

THE BAD GUY WE LEARNED ABOUT ON

FOX BECAUSE HE'S THEIR PART

OWNER, THE SAUDI PRINCE,

ALLOWING HIM THEN TO MAKE IT

RAIN, SO TO SPEAK, ON THE TERROR

MOSQUE.

MY POINT IS THIS: IF WE WANT TO

CUT OFF FUNDING TO THE TERROR

MOSQUE, WE MUST, TOGETHER AS A

NATION, STOP WATCHING FOX.

IT'S THE ONLY WAY.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

USING THEIR REASONING, IT'S THE

ONLY WAY TO CUT OFF THE REVENUE

STREAM TO THESE BAD DUDES.

[LAUGHTER]

NOW HERE'S THE MOST CURIOUS PART

ABOUT THIS ENTIRE REPORT.

>> THE KINGDOM FOUNDATION, SO

YOU KNOW, IS THIS SAUDI

ORGANIZATION HEADED UP BY THE

GUY WHO TRIED TO GIVE RUDY

GIULIANI $10 MILLION AFTER 9/11

THAT WAS SENT BACK.

>> RIGHT.

>> HE FUNDS RADICAL MADRASES ALL

OVER THE WORLD.

>> AND HE FUNDS THIS IMAM.

>> Jon: FOX TELLS US THE

TERRIBLE THING ABOUT THIS

KINGDOM FOUNDATION IS WHAT THEY

FUND, BUT THEY NEVER MENTIONED

THIS FELLA'S NAME AND THEY NEVER

SHOWED THIS FELLA'S PICTURE, AND

THEY CERTAINLY NEVER MENTIONED

THE FELLA THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT

IS PARTED OWNER OF THEIR

COMPANY.

DID THE GANG AT FOX AND FRIENDS

GENUINELY NOT KNOW THE HEAD OF

THE KINGDOM FOUNDATION'S NAME

AND THE FACT HE'S ONE OF THEIR

PART OWNERS, OR WERE THEY

PURPOSELY COVERING IT UP BECAUSE

IT DIDN'T HELP THEIR FEAR-DRIVEN

NARRATIVE.

FOR MORE WE'RE DRIVEN BY JOHN

HOLL OLIPHANT.

THANKS FOR JOINING US.

>> THANKS VERY MUCH.

JOHN, DO YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M

GOING TO GO WITH THEY DIDN'T

KNOW.

REMEMBER, THINGS ARE HECTIC ON

THE MORNING SHOW, PLUS GRETCHEN

ISN'T THERE, AND SHE'S THE ONLY

ONE WHO KNOWS HOW THE USE

GOOGLE.

IT WAS PROBABLY A HOOTERS

MONDAY.

I THINK AT THE END OF THE DAY

THEY DIDN'T KNOW.

>> Jon: SO YOU'RE...

>> EXACTLY.

I'M WITH STUPID.

[LAUGHTER]

>> Jon: WYATT?

>> NOBODY IS THAT STUPID.

THEY'RE DELIBERATELY HIDING THE

TRUTH.

IF THE SAUDI PRINCE WASN'T PART

OWNER OF FOX NEWS, THEY WOULD

HAVE SAID HIS NAME OVER AND OVER

AGAIN, AND LOOK AT THESE

VILLAINOUS PICTURES.

YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO DOCTOR

THEM.

[LAUGHTER]

HE ALREADY LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT

TO FEED TIMOTHY DALTON TO HIS

WHITE TIGER.

FOX WANTS TO ELUDE TO AL WHAT

LEAD BUT DOESN'T WANT VIEWERS

LOOKING THE GUY UP AND LEARNING

ABOUT THEIR OWN TIES TO HIM.

>> Jon: WYATT, WHY MENTION

THIS GUY AT ALL IN WHY GET INTO

THE MONEY TRAIL OF THE CULTURAL

CENTER IF IT LEADS RIGHT BACK TO

FOX?

>> I'LL TAKE THIS ONE.

BECAUSE THEY'RE STUPID, JON.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

STAGGERINGLY, ACHINGLY, ALMOST

INSPIRINGLY STUPID.

LET'S LOOK AT THE EVIDENCE HERE.

>> CHINA IS NOT TOO FAR AWAY AND

IT'S A GREAT BIG COUNTRY THAT

NEEDS A WHOLE BUNCH OF STUFF.

>> WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS LOGO, I

WASN'T REALLY THINKING THIS, BUT

UPON FURTHER REVIEW, PERHAPS I

SHOULD HAVE BEEN.

IF YOU LOOK AT THE NUCLEAR

SECURITY SUMMIT LOGO, WHAT DOES

THAT HAVE IN COMMON WITH ALL

THOSE OTHER FLAGS THERE?

>> I JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW MUCH

OF AN INSULT IT WAS TO BE CALLED

AN IGNORE RAY MOUSE SINCE I

DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANT.

FOR ALL OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW

WHAT IT IS LIKE ME.

>> IT CAN'T BE GOOD.

>> IT'S AN IGNORANT LAWYER.

>> LET'S RIGHT THAT DOWN.

SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IGNORE IGNORAMUS

WAS, SO SHE LOOKED IT UP, AND

SHE STILL GOT IT WRONG.

[LAUGHTER]

EVEN IF THEY DID KNOW ABOUT THE

TIES TO NEWS CORPS, THE ODDS TO

GET THEM TO MENTION IT AT THE

PROGRAM WOULD BE RANDOM AT BEST.

THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A

TELEPROMPTER AT FOX NEWS, IT'S

JUST A MAN JANGLING HIS KEYS

ABOVE THE CAMERA.

>> Jon: LOOK, I'LL GIVE YOU

DOOCY, BUT DO YOU KNOW WHO DAN

AND DANA USED TO WORK FOR?

GEORGEGEORGE W. BUSH.

AND DO YOU KNOW WHO GEORGE W.

BUSH USED TO HANG WITH?

PRINCE AL WALEEED.

BUM, BUM, BUM.

THAT'S SOME [BLEEPED].

IT'S A LEVEL OF KNOWING ON

FUSSZATION THAT CAN ONLY COME

FROM HAVING HEART OF PURE EVIL.

>> Jon: THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A

POLARIZING DEBATE.

IS THERE CHANCE THERE IS A

THIRD, LESS EXPLOSIVE

EXPLANATION, SOMETHING ELSE.

>> NO, NO, NO.

>> ABSOLUTELY NOT, JON.

THESE ARE THE ONLY TWO POSSIBLE

EXPLANATIONS.

BECAUSE IF THEY'RE NOT AS STUPID

AS I BELIEVE THEM TO BE, THEY

ARE REALLY [BLEEPED] EVIL.

>> AND IF THEY'RE NOT AS EVIL AS

I THINK THEY ARE, THEY ARE

STUPID.

WE'RE TALKING POTATOES WITH

MOUTHS.

>> NOT EVEN POTATOES, WYATT.

A POTATO CAN STILL POWER A

DIGITAL CLOCK.

>> GOOD POINT.

THAT'S A REALLY GOOD POINT.

>> YOU'RE TALKING ROCKS WITH

MOUTHS.

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