The Wrongest Yard - T.D.S.O.S.

  • Aired:  11/07/13
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Football culture face criticism following accusations of locker room bullying, so the Best F@#king News Team Ever stages a workplace intervention. (3:50)

UNLESS THE MIAMI DOLPHINS LOCKERROOM IS 30 MILES OFF SHORE IN

INTERNATIONAL WATERS YOU ARESTILL SUBJECT TO UNITED STATES

LAW AND WORKPLACE REGULATION.

JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE COOL WITHFOOTBALL CULTURE DOESN'T MEAN

EVERYBODY IS. FOR INSTANCE,MANY SAY HE IS A GREAT GUY, LOTS

OF FUN.

LIFE OF PARTY.

CHECK THIS OUT.

>> (bleep) (bleep) (bleep)MOTHER (bleep).

[LAUGHTER]>> Jon: SEE!

JUST A SIMPLE FUN FOOTBALL GUYDOING SOME SORT OF SOUTH FLORIDA

MATING DANCE.

[ LAUGHTER ]OR MAYBE HE IS RUNNING FOR MAYOR

OF TORONTO.

I DON'T KNOW BUT --[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

HERE IS THE THING, IT MAY BE --WHAT IS THAT?

HOW IS THAT NOT HELD UP BY TWOBY FOURS.

HERE IS THE THING.

IT MAY BE SUPER FUN FOR FOOTBALLCULTURE AND SUPER FUN FOR YOU

GUYS TO GO TO A BAR AND SEE YOURSEA COW OF A TEAMMATE GO LOU

FERRIGNO, BUT FOR NON BEHEMOTHSLIKE THIS GUY IN THE BACKGROUND

JUST TRYING NOT TO MAKE EYECONTACT AND GET THE (bleep)

AWAY FROM HIM THIS, BEHAVIOR ISTERRIFYING WHICH IS PROBABLY WHY

YOU FIND IT SO FUNNY.

HAS THERE EVER BEEN A LESS APTNAME FOR A PERSON THAN

INCOGNITO.

I KNOW IT'SHARD TO TELL WHERE THE

LOCKER ROOM CULTURE ENDS AND THEWORLD BEGINS BUT HERE AT TDS

WE'RE HERE TO HELP WITH A BRANDNEW SEGMENT.

>> HI THERE, WE'RE JOHN OLIVER,JASON JONES AND AL MADRIGAL.

>> WE'RE PART OF THE BEST(bleep) NEWS TEAM ON

TELEVISION.

>> WE KNOW BEING PART OF ANYTEAM ISN'T EASY.

>> NO ONE IS SAYING THERE'S NOTA PLACE

FOR PLAYFUL BANTER AMONG FRIENDSAND COLLEAGUES. THAT'S WHY WE'RE

HERE WITH SIMPLE DOS AND DON'TSFOR WORKPLACE CONDUCT.

>> SO SIMPLE EVEN A CHURROGOBBLING MEXICAN LIKE AL CAN

UNDERSTAND.

>> THAT'S EXCELLENT PLACE FOR USTO START.

DON'T CALL YOUR COWORKERS RACIALSLURS BUT DO FEEL FREE TO GENTLY

TEASE YOUR COWORKERS MAYBE BYIMPLYING YOU'VE HAD SOME SORT OF

RELATIONS WITH A LOVED ONE.

>> JASON, TELL YOUR MOM I LEFTMY WATCH ON HER NIGHTSTAND LAST

NIGHT.

[ LAUGHTER ]>> I WILL (bleep) IN YOUR

MOUTH AND MURDER YOU WHILE YOU(bleep) --

>> OKAY.

HERE WE ARE AT THE SECOND ONEDON'T THREATEN TO MURDER YOUR

COWORKERS.

>> BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE(bleep) IN YOUR MOUTH.

>> MY MISTAKE THAT IS A DON'T.

WENT WITHOUT SAYING.

DO FEEL FREE TO POKE FUN AT YOURCOWORKERS FASHION SENSE.

>> JASON, DID YOU GET THAT TIEFREE IN A BOX OF CEREAL.

>> HILARIOUS.

VERY FUNNY.

GIVE ME $15 GRAND OR I'LL(bleep) IN YOUR EAR.

>> NO, JASON HE WILL NOT.

>> THEN I'LL (bleep) IN HISMOM --

>> LEAVE MY MOM OUT OF THIS.

>> NO, WHERE CAN I (bleep)(bleep)?

>> ANYWHERE, JASON.

FORGET THAT.

THE POINT IS DON'T EXTORT MONEYFROM YOUR COWORKERS.

I KNOW IT'S A LOT TO REMEMBERBUT FOLLOW THE SIMPLE LIST OF

DO'S AND DON'T'S AND YOU'LL BEON YOUR WAY TO A HAPPY WORK

PLACE IN NO TIME. >> NICE LISTOLIVER DID YOU PULL IT

OUT OF YOUR VAGINA.

>> WE'RE DONE WITH THIS BIT,DON'T WORRY.

>> WHAT BIT?

>> BACK TO YOU, JON.

>> Jon: THANKS, GUYS.

I APPRECIATE IT.

THANKS, GUYS.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK

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