Moment of Zen - John Oliver Takes Over

  • Aired:  06/06/13
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John Oliver takes control of the Daily Show. (1:31)

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>> THAT'S OUR SHOW.

LISTEN, I HOPE ALL OF YOU

HAVE A WONDERFUL SAFE SUMMER,

PLEASE ENJOY THE SHOW.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY

SAY, IT'S MY SHOW NOW, I I

WANT IT IN PINK.

>> JOHN, I'M DOING A

QUICK --

>> HOLD ON A SECOND, WHAT?

>> YOU'RE NOT REALLY

STARTING TO MONDAY, I WAS

GOING I DO A HEARTFELT

GOOD-BYE.

>> OH, WOW.

YOU ARE STILL HERE.

LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE US AN

AWKWARD SITUATION ON OUR

HANDS.

>> CAN YOU CAN JUST GIVE ME

A MINUTE.

>> I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY

THE SAME THING TO YOU.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> HOW DO WE PLAY THIS.

>> CAN I JUST, I WILL JUST

TOSS TO MY LAST MOMENT OF

ZEN,.

>> SURE, I UNDERSTAND, YOU

DO THAT, TAKE YOUR TIME.

>> YEAH.

>> HERE IT IS, YOUR MOMENT

OF ZEN.

>> HA, HA, HA, IT'S MY SHOW

NOW.

YOU CAN'T EVEN THROW TO ZEN

WITHOUT ME BUTTING IN, LOOK,

LOOK, I GOT YOUR PENS, I'M

PUTTING THEM IN MY PANTS.

I'M PUTTING THEM IN MY PANTS!

(APPLAUSE)

>> SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU HAD

LEFT.

I'M SORRY ABOUT THE PEN.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

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