Snow Cleanup in Bill de Blasio's New York

  • Aired:  02/03/14
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The Best F#@king News Team Ever surveys the snowy domain of a mayor hell bent on making New York City unlivable for the rich. (4:46)

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>> Jon: WELCOME TO "THE DAILY

SHOW".

MY NAME IS JON STEWART.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]OH, WE'VE GOT A SPECIAL ONE FOR

YOU TONIGHT.

THE NEW YORK MAYOR BILLDEBLASIO, THE MAYOR OF NEW YORK,

BILL DEBLASIO WILL BE HERE.

SUPER BOWL LAST NIGHT WHERE THEDENVER BRONCOS SCORED SOME

AMAZING FIELD LEVEL SEATS TO ABLOWOUT VICTORY BY THE SEAHAWKS.

THEY COULDN'T HAVE BEEN CLOSERTO THE ACTION.

I HEARD.

I HAD A TiVo FOUL UP.

I SPENT THE NIGHT WATCHING THEGAME SHOW SOUP OR BOWL.

WHERE CONTESTANTS ARE FORCED TOEITHER CHOOSE SOUP OR BOWL.

CHOOSE SOUP, YOU GOT NO BOWL,YOUR HANDS AND IF YOU CHOOSE

BOWL, YOU GET A BOWL AND NOSOUP.

IT'S A TERRIBLE SHOW.

[LAUGHTER]I WILL SAY THIS THOUGH, I

LEARNED SOMETHING INTERESTING IFYOU ARE IRISH AND MARRIED --

[LAUGHTER][CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

YOU KNOW WHAT I REALIZED IS AWONDERFUL GIFT FOR A MARRIED

IRISH MAN IS A TASTE OF YOURLUCKY CHARMS.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]ANYWAY LOVELY COUPLE WHO

ANNOUNCED TO US THEIR PLANSAFTER THE SHOW.

[ LAUGHTER ]THE MAYOR BILL DEBLASIO IS HERE.

APPARENTLY TO SHOVEL OUTSIDE.

TODAY NEW YORK HIT WITH SIX TOLET'S SAY 28 INCHES OF SNOW.

[ LAUGHTER ]IT'S ACTUALLY PROVIDING THE

MAYOR WITH A CHANCE FOR SOMESNOW REMOVAL REDEMPTION.

>> THIS IS THE FIRST SIGNIFICANTSNOWFALL THAT MAYOR DEBLASIO HAS

HAD TO DEAL WITH SINCE HE CAMEUNDER FIRE FOR THE HANDLING OF

THE LAST SNOWSTORM.

MANY COMPLAINED PLOWS DID NOTGET TO THEM FOR 24 HOURS WHILE

OTHER ARTERIES IN PLACES LIKEBROOKLYN AND QUEENS WERE FULLY

CLEAR.

>> YOU CAN IMAGINE HE GOT ANEARFUL FROM THE TONY UPPER EAST

SIDE RESIDENTS USED TO MAYORBLOOMBERG CARRYING THEM

INDIVIDUALLY FROM THEIRAPARTMENT.

[ LAUGHTER ]TO THE CHOPPER.

[ LAUGHTER ]DID DEBLASIO HANDLE TODAY'SSNOWFALL

BETTER?

BEST (bleep) SNOW TEAM ONTELEVISION HAS THE ANSWERS.

WE GO TO SAMANTHA BEE IN TIMESSQUARE.

WHOA LOOK AT THAT!

INCREDIBLE!

IT'S LOOKING REALLY GOOD THERE,SAM.

>> YES THEY CLEARED THE SNOWRIGHT AWAY.

IT MEANS BUSINESS IS BOOMING FORTHIS QUINTESSENTIAL NEW YORK

LANDMARK DISTRICT.

PLACES LIKE YE OLD DISNEY STORE.

>> Jon: SURE.

>> NEW YORK'S FAMOUS OLIVEGARDEN THE M AND M STORE ANDYOU DON'T

GET MORE NEW YORK THAN THEHISTORIC BUBBA GUMP SHRIMPCOMPANY.

SHRIMP SCAMPI. FRIED SHRIMP.BARBECUED SHRIMP. SHRIMPCOCKTAIL.

ONLY IN NEW YORK, KIDS. ONLY INNEW YORK.

>> Jon: AND HE ALSO APPARENTLYMADE IT DAY.

JESSICA WILLIAMS OUT IN BROOKLYNA BOROUGH LEFT TRADITIONALLY

UNDERSERVED.

HOW DID IT GO OUT THERE?

>> WENT PRETTY GOOD, JON.

THERE ARE NO TRAFFIC PROBLEMS.

IN FACT IT'S 82 AND SUNNY.

>> Jon: MAYOR DEBLASIO MADE ITSUMMER IN BROOKLYN.

HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?

>> I DON'T KNOW BUT THE ONLYSNOW IN SIGHT IS RIGHT HERE.

THANK YOU.

[LAUGHTER]THE MAN LOVES BROOKLYN.

SO STAY COOL.

>> Jon: THANK YOU, JESSICA.

WE'RE GOING TO GO BACK TOMANHATTAN AND CHECK IN ON THE

UPPER EAST SIDE.

ASSIF MANDVI HOW ARE CONDITIONSTHERE, AASIF?

>> NOT GOOD, JON.

NOT ONLY HAVE THEY NOT CLEAREDTHE STREETS IT SEEMS THEY ARE

ACTIVELY BRINGING SNOW IN.

>> Jon: AASIF HOLY (bleep)YOU LOOK COMPLETELY BURIED IN

A SNOWBANK.

ARE YOU COLD?

ARE YOU OKAY?

>> I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS, JON,BUT HEY THAT'S LIFE IN DEBLASIO'S NEW YORK.

IT SEEMS HE'S HELL BENT ONMAKING THE CITY UNLIVABLE FORTHE RICH.

>> Jon: AASIF, IT CAN'T BETHAT BAD.

>> EVERYONE IS SO COVERED INSNOW THAT THE BARNEY'S SECURITYGUARDS

DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO TO DETAINANYMORE.

>> Jon: I CAN SEE IT COVERSEVERYBODY.

EVERYBODY LOOKS WHITE.

WHO DO YOU HOLD?

AASIF AASIF -- WHAT IS THAT?

>> JON, THAT'S THE SOMALIWARLORDS THEY'VE TAKEN OVER PARK

AVENUE.

THEY ARE BATTLING THE POLARBEARS FOR DOMINANCE.

>> Jon: AASIF MANDVI ON THEUPPER EAST SIDE, LADIES AND

GENTLEMEN.

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