Sext and the City & Touched by a Mayor

  • Aired:  07/31/13
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Anthony Weiner invokes 9/11 amid criticism over his d**k pics and San Diego Mayor Bob Filner learns about sexual assault. (6:09)

WE'RE GOING TO CHECK IN AGAIN

WITH NOBODY'S FAVORITE NEW YORK

CITY MAYORAL CANDIDATE, ANTHONY

WEINER, WHO CONTINUES TO REFUSE

TO DO ANYTHING RESEMBLING THE

RIGHT THING.

>> I KNOW THAT THERE ARE

NEWSPAPER EDITORS AND OTHER

POLITICIANS THAT SAY, BOY, I

WISH THAT GUY WEINER WOULD QUIT.

THEY DON'T KNOW NEW YORK.

THEY CERTAINLY DON'T KNOW ME.

QUIT ISN'T THE WAY WE ROLL

THROUGH NEW YORK CITY.

WE FIGHT THROUGH TOUGH THINGS.

WE ARE A TOUGH CITY.

>> John: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

ARE YOU NOT DOING THIS.

YOU ARE NOT 9/11'ING YOUR DICK

PICKS.

NO!

THIS IS A LINE AND YOU JUST WENT

OVER THAT LINE.

IN FACT, YOU KNOW WHAT?

MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST STOP

TALKING ALTOGETHER AND HIRE A

PROFESSIONAL COMMUNICATIONS

DIRECTOR TO SPEAK FOR YOU.

>> YESTERDAY, WEINER'S

COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR, BARBARA

MORGAN, CALLED A FORMER INTERN A

"BLEEPING SHUT BAG" AND OTHER

CHOICE WORDS DISPLAWN THAT'S

WEINER'S COMMUNICATIONS

DIRECTOR.

AND WHILE SHE AT LEAST

COMMUNICATES WITH WORDS RATHER

THAN WITH HER GENITALS, IT'S

STILL NOT IDEAL.

NOWRNTION, NORMALLY, THAT KIND

OF THING WOULD COST YOU YOUR

JOB, BUT WHAT IS ANTHONY WEINER

GOING TO DO, FIRE HER FOR

INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR?

HE CAN'T DO THAT, AND THAT IS

WHY HE WONT BE ABLE TO RUN THIS

CITY.

HE HAS NO STANDING TO PUNISH

ANYONE FOR ANYTHING ANYMORE.

THOUSAND OF PEOPLE COULD BE

URINATING ON POLICE CARS AND

SAY, "I'M NOT GOING TO QUIT

URINATING, MR. MAYOR, BECAUSE AS

YOU KNOW, THAT'S NOT HOW WE ROLL

HERE IN NEW YORK CITY."

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

LET'S LET THE VOTERS DECIDE.

NOW, WE'VE BEEN COVER AGO

( LAUGHTER )

WE'VE BEEN COVERING THIS STORY A

LOT BECAUSE WE LIVE HERE IN NEW

YORK, BUT PLEASE, PLEASE KNOW

IT'S NOT LIKE WE DON'T CARE

ABOUT OTHER CITIES' ELECTED

PERVERTS, TOO.

>> IS IT THE MAYOR OF SAN DIEGO

ACCUSED OF BEHAVIOR SO

INAPPROPRIATE IT MIGHT MAKE YOUR

SKIN CRAWL?

>> NOW, HE'LL PROBABLY-- YOU'RE

PROBABLY THINKING THAT'S QUITE A

CLAIM.

POST-WEINER IT'S GOING TO TAKE A

THROT MAKE MY SKIN CRAWL.

WELL, GET READY TO POLICY FOR

YOUR SKIP FOR WHAT IT'S ABOUT TO

HEAR.

IT'S NOT JUST GOING TO CURL.

IT'S GOING TO SPIDER WALK ACROSS

THE CEILING LIKE LINDA BLAIR IN

THE "EXORCIST.

>> AN EIGHTH WOMAN HAS COME

FORWARD TO ACCUSE SAN DIEGO'S

MAYOR WITH SEXUAL HARASSMENT

CLAIMING HE KISSED HER AFTER A

BUSINESS MEETING.

>> ON THE SIDEWALK, THE MAYOR,

SUDDENLY, IN CLEAR VIEW OF

ANYONE WHO MIGHT PASS BY,

GRABBED AND KISSED HER, JAMMING

HIS TONGUE DOWN HER THROAT.

>> John: EWWWW!

THAT IS GROSS AND SEXUAL

ASSAULT.

BUT IT GETS A LOT WORSE, SO MUCH

SO, IN FACT, LET'S PUT UP THE

"EWWWWWHELP OMTER."

>> HE SAID I SHOULD BE

APPRECIATE FORWARD WORKING MY

BEHIND OFF.

HE TOLD ME TO TURN AND AROUND HE

PATTED ME ON THE VEER AND

LAUGHED AND SAID, NO, IT'S STILL

THERE.

>> John: EWWWW!

LOOK AT THE NEEDLE.

LOOK AT THE NEEDLE!

IT'S REACHING 4.2.

THAT IS DISGUSTING, AND, AGAIN,

SEXUAL ASSAULT.

BUT, PLEASE, TELL ME IT DOESN'T

GET WORSE THAN THAT.

>> THE MAYOR QUICKLY HAD HIS

HAND ON THE INSIDE OF HER BRA.

>> AND I TURNED AND-- AND HE

JUST SLOBBERED DOWN MY CHIN.

>> John: EWWW!

EWWW!

EWWW!

EWWWW!

SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT ANTHONY

WEINER, AT LEAST HIS PICS DON'T

LEAVE A PHYSICAL RESIDUE ON YOUR

FACE.

>> THE MAYOR CHALLENGED ME TO

GIVE HIM ONE EXAMPLE OF HOW HIS

BEHAVIOR TOWARDS ME WAS

IMPROPER.

I POINT OUT THAT HE HAD ASKED ME

TO WORK WITHOUT MY UNDERWEAR ON.

>> John: EWWW!

I'VE GOT-- OH!

OH!

OH!

HE BROKE THE EWWW-OMTER.

THAT'S THE OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE

AGAINST HIM.

DOES HE HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY IN

HIS DEFENSE?

>> I'M A VERY DEMONSTRATIVE

PERSON.

I-- I EXPRESS MYSELF

DEMONSTRABLY.

I'M A-- I'M A HUGGER.

>> John: NEVER SMILE AGAIN!

NEVER SMILE EVER AGAIN!

IS IT POSSIBLE, THROUGH A SINGLE

IMAGE, TO SMELL SOMEONE'S TEETH.

THIS MAN IS REVOLTING.

HE SHOULD-- HE SHOULD PROBABLY

BE ARRESTED.

HE IS AT THE VERY LEAST UNFIT

FOR PUBLIC OFFICE.

PLEASE TELL ME THAT UNLIKE

ANTHONY WEINER FILLENER KNOWS

WHEN TO QUIT.

>> BEGINNING ON AUGUST 5, I WILL

BE ENTERING A BEHAVIOR

COUNSELING CLINIC TO UNDERGO TWO

WEEKS OF INTENSIVE THERAPY TO

BEGIN THE PROCESS OF ADDRESSING

MY BEHAVIOR.

SO WHEN I RETURN ON AUGUST 19--

>> John: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,

WHOA, WHOA!

WAIT, WAIT!

YOU'RE COMING BACK!

AFTER TWO WEEKS?

YOUR FITNESS FOR OFFICE PROBLEM

IS NOT THAT YOU NEED TO LOSE

FIVE POUNDS.

IT'S THAT YOU NEED TO LOSE YOUR

ENTIRE PERSONALITY.

( LAUGHTER ).

AND BY THE WAY, NOT EVERY

NAUSEATING THING FILLENER DOES

IS SEXUAL.

>> HE SHOCKED HIS CONSTITUENTS

WITH THIS, ASKING SAN DIEGO

TAXPAYERS TO COVER HIS LEGAL

FEES FOR A SEXUAL HARASSMENT

LAWSUIT.

>> OOOOH!

>> John: COVER HIS LEGAL FEES.

DON'T WORRY.

THERE IS NO WAY THE PEOPLE OF

SAND YIEG ARE GOING TO GRANT HIM

THAT REQUEST.

IN FACT, I THINK HE'S BETTER

NGTO RAISE THE MONEY ONOFF TRYI

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