Circumdecision 5773 - Vote or Chai

  • Aired:  01/23/13
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Incumbent Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's election underperformance casts doubt on Israel's loyalty to Israel. (4:02)

>> Jon: WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW.

YESTERDAY AS EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT ELECTION DAY IN ISRAEL, NO?

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ELECTION DAY IN ISRAEL.

WE BRING YOU THE ONGOING COVERAGE OF CIRCU-DECISION 0773 VOTE -- I GUARANTEE YOU THAT

KILLED IN PARK SLOPE.

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AS YOU KNOW, ISRAEL'S INCUMBENT PRIME MINISTER BENJAMIN NETANYAHU IS AWESOME.

>> THE ISRAELI PRIME MINISTER IS COMMITTED TO THE SAFETY AND SECURITY OF THE ISRAELI AND THE

JEWISH PEOPLE.

>> PRIME MINISTER BENJAMIN NETANYAHU IS SAY NOTED HAWK.

>> A SUPERHAWK IN ISRAEL.

>> A VERY EFFECTIVE LEADER.

>> ISRAEL HAS ITS OWN TOUGH GUY HIS NAME IS NETANYAHU.

SHALOM THIS, IS CHUCK NORRIS.

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>> Jon: DID NOT SEE THAT COMING.

THAT WAS AN ADVERTISEMENT FOR NETANYAHU'S REELECTION.

WHAT DEMOGRAPHIC IS THAT TARGETING?

ARDENT ZIONISTS WHO HAVEN'T BEEN TO THE MOVIES IN 30 YEARS?

IT'S HARD TO IMAGINE AN ENDORSEMENT FROM ANYONE THAT WOULD DO THE PRIME MINISTER OF

ISRAEL LESS GOOD OR HAVE A MORE APPARENT HAIRPIECE.

>> VOTE FOR BENJAMIN, TERRIFIC GUY, TERRIFIC LEADER, GREAT FOR ISRAEL.

>> Jon: I STAND CORRECTED.

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OF COURSE, THE OTHER THING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT BENJAMIN NETANYAHU IS THAT BARACK OBAMA

DOESN'T THINK HE'S AWESOME.

>> HE'S INSULTED PRIME MINISTER BB NETANYAHU.

>> HE HAS BEEN RUDE TO NETANYAHU.

>> OBAMA HAS BEEN CAUGHT ON TAPE SAYING YOU THINK YOU HAVE IT BAD, I HAVE TOLL DEAL WITH HIM

EVERY DAY.

>> IF THE PRESIDENT IS THE BEST FRIEND ISRAEL HAD, WHY DID HE SNUB THE PRIME MINISTER AT THE

WHITE HOUSE.

>> Jon: I MEAN HE HAD A SLEEPOVER AND INVITED EVERYONE EXCEPT NETANYAHU.

EVERYONE WAS THERE.

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I --

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CAMERON HAS QUITE THE PACKAGE.

AND SINCE BARACK OBAMA CANNOT STAND ISRAEL'S AWESOME PRIME MINISTER YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

>> OBAMA IS NOT A FRIEND OF ISRAEL.

>> HE HAS PROPOSED ISRAEL ADOPT INDEFENSEIBLE BORDERS.

>> THIS IS THE MOST ANTI-ISRAEL ADMINISTRATION IN THE HISTORY OF THE STATE OF ISRAEL.

>> Jon: OH, FOR -- ALL OBAMA DID WAS ON THE SETTLEMENT GENTLY SUGGEST THEY MAYBE RECONSIDER

BUILDING -- YOU KNOW WHAT TECHNICALLY THAT DOES MAKE HIM THE MOST ANTI-ISRAEL PRESIDENT

IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES I FORGOT TOLL GENTLY SUGGEST THAT IS NOT ALLOWED.

ANYONE WHO OPPOSED OR PUTS DAY OR ANY OTHER TYPE OF LIGHT BETWEEN THEMSELVES AND BENJAMIN

NETANYAHU OR HIS APRIL GENDA IS AN ENEMY OF ISRAEL.

YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE WHERE SOME OF ISRAEL'S ENEMIES ARE TURNING UP.

>> BIG POLITICAL NEWS OVERSEAS.

>> DID HE NOT CRUISE TO AN EASY VICTORY.

>> THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY SIDE TOUR 60 SEATS EACH IN PARLIAMENT.

>> Jon: OH, MY GOD!

60% OF ISRAEL IS ANTISEMITIC.

HOW DID THIS SNAP NETANYAHU HAD CHUCK NORRIS ON HIS TEAM.

HOW DID THE CENTER LEFT PULL THE UPSET?

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DID NOT SEE THAT COMING.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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