The 2014 State of the Union - Republicans Respond

  • Aired:  01/29/14
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Joe Biden does his thing, and Republican politicians react to President Obama's State of the Union talking points. (1:54)

NO ONE STEALS MORE SPOTLIGHTTHAN OLD JOEY FOCUS PULLER.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

MAKING EYES, CHECKING HIS MAIL,FLASHING THE GRILL.

HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

BANG, BANG!

OH, THIS YEAR HE TEAMED UP WITHOLD JOHNNY

BOEHNER TO FORM THE OLD MANVERSION OF TRAGEDY AND COMEDY

MASK.

THEN IT WAS TIME FOR THEREPUBLICAN RESPONSE THAT CAME INNOT ONE,

NOT TWO, BUT FOUR DELICIOUSFLAVORS COMING FROM

STARTING WITH CONGRESSWOMANCATHY MCMORRIS ROGERS APPARENTLYGIVING IT FROM A HOME FOR CIVILWAR WIDOWS.

FLORIDA CONGRESSMAN ILIANA ROSSLETNIN BECAUSE YOU KNOW SHE'S ASENORA.

>> [SPEAKING SPANISH]>> Jon: I AGREE THE PRESIDENT

DID TAKE THE AUTO BUS TO THELIBRARY.

[ LAUGHTER ]SORRY I ONLY HAD EIGHT YEARS OF

SPANISH.

THEN IT WAS ON TO UTAH SENATORMIKE LEE'S OFFICIAL TEA PARTYRESPONSE

BECAUSE APPARENTLY ANYONE CANGO ON THE (bleep) INTERNET

AND BATTING CLEANUP SENATOR RANDPAUL WHO OFFERED A NONPARTISAN

MESSAGE.

>> IT'S NOT THAT GOVERNMENT ISINHERENTLY STUPID THOUGH IT'S A

DEBATABLE POINT.

[ LAUGHTER ]>> Jon: ALL I'M SAYING IS

MAYBE WE SHOULD RETURN TOAN UNCIVILIZED STATE OF LAWLESS

CHAOS.

SO TO SUM UP THE 2014 STATE OFTHE UNION A LITANY OF VAGUE

PLEDGES.

A JUSTIFIED VENTING THEFRUSTRATION WITH CONGRESS AND

CAPPING IT THE WORLD'S (bleep)REPUBLICAN OPEN MIC NIGHT.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> Jon: ALL I'M SAYING IS

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