Zimdecision 2012 - The Trial of the Millennium

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The Best F#@king News Team Ever descends on Sanford, FL, to report on the upcoming murder trial of George Zimmerman. (5:47)

SO MEDIA HUNGRY.

WHICH MEAL WILL THEY BE SERVED.

WILL THIS TRIAL BE THE CLASSIC CAMERAS IN THE COURTROOM COVERAGE LIKE OJ WHERE THE GRIZZLY DEATH OF

TWO PEOPLE SOMEHOW ENDS UP AS THE DANCING-- ON JAY LENO OR THE NO CAMERAS IN THE

COURTROOM 340D EL WHERE JOURNALISTS DESPERATE TO REPORT THE OUTCOME MILLI SECRETARIES BEFORE THEIR

ARRIVAL USE THE ANCIENT YET REMARKABLY ACCURATE ART OF SELLA PHORE USE THE-- TO DELAY --

>> COUNT ONE, COUNT TWO-- ON COUNT FOUR, SHE IS-- THAT IS-- GUILTY, MICHAEL.

>> I'M SORRY, GUILTY, GUILTY,

GUILTY, GUILTY.

>> NOT GUILTY ON THE COUNT OF MAKING FALSE STATEMENTS.

NOT GUILTY ON MAKING AND USING FALSE DOCUMENTS.

>> FALSE STATEMENTS --

>> ALL RIGHT, MICHAEL, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

I WILL GET YOU TO HOLD ON.

BECAUSE VICTORIA --.

>> RON, RON, RON, RON.

>> YES.

>> I APOLOGISE BUT YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND, IT IS ABSOLUTELY T IS CHAOTIC OUT HERE.

>> Jon: I MEAN WE COULD HAVE JUST WAITED FOR SOMEONE TO WALK OVER WITH THE LIST BUT,

NO.

THAT WOULD HAVE TAKEN A SECOND.

WE SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH MY ORIGINAL SUGGESTION, VERDICT BEARS.

(LAUGHTER) SO WHAT KIND OF SPECTACLE WILL WE BE DEALING WITH HERE?

>> FLORIDA HAS WHAT IS KNOWN AS THE SUNSHINE LAW.

CAMERAS ARE VIRTUALLY ALWAYS IN THE COURTROOM SO THIS TRIAL WILL BE A TRIAL ON TELEVISION.

>> Jon: SO DANCING EOTS IT IS.

WE'RE JOINED BY JOHN OLIVER FOR MORE.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) SO BASICALLY HERE WE GO AGAIN.

>> THAT'S RIGHT, JON.

TWO MONTHS FROM NOW, THREE MONTHS FROM NOW WHEN THIS TRIAL REALLY GETS GOING IT WILL BE A CIRCUS.

THE MEDIA WILL DESCEND LIKE LOCUST, A LIGHT ON ALL THAT PASSES OVER.

>> Jon: THEY ARRAIGNED ZIMMAN TODAY, THERE IS ALL KINDS OF DFERB --.

>> WAIT, WHOA, WHOA, IS THAT TRUE.

>> Jon: YEAH, THEY ARRAIGNED HIM --

>> BECAUSE THERE ARE THINGS HAPPENING ON CAMERA DOWN THERE NOW.

>> Jon: ABSOLUTELY, NO THE CAMERAS IN FLORIDA, JUST TODAY THERE WAS THE

ARRAIGNMENT THAT THEY DID.

AND THEN OBVIOUSLY THERE IS GOING-- JOHN?

JOHN?

JOHN OLIVER.

I --

>> GOOD EVENING, JON, THIS IS JOHN OLIVER.

REPORTING.

(APPLAUSE) JOHN, I'M REPORTING LIVE OUTSIDE THE SEMINOLE COUNTY COURTHOUSE IN FLORIDA.

>> Jon: HOW-- YOU'RE THERE ALREADY.

>> OF COURSE I'M [BLEEP]

HERE ALREADY, JON.

IF THIS IS GOING TO BE A REAL MEDIA [BLEEP] STORM YOU NEED ME REPORTING RIGHT FROM

THE MIDDLE OF IT, UP TO MY WASTE IN JUDICIAL EXCREMENT.

I'M GOING TO BE FRONT ROW CENTER, JON, RIGHT IN THE SEAT.

>> Jon: YOU DON'T HAVE TO STAKE THE COURTHOUSE OUT.

>> RIGHT, RIGHT, SHOULD I COME BACK TO NEW YORK AND CEDE MY COURT FRONT PROPERTY

TO TUBING OR EVEN WIRED FOR THAT MATTER, NO WAY-- WYATT,

WHEN DID YOU GET DOWN THERE.

>> I LEFT AS SOON AS I SAW OLIVER FLY OUTDOOR.

WHEN THE STAMPEDE STARTS YOU'RE EITHER PART OF THE HERD OR YOU GET TRAMPLED UNDER FOOT.

THIS GOING TO BE THE TRIAL OF THE MILLENNIUM.

>> HE'S RIGHT.

PEOPLE ARE ALREADY CALLING IT THE TRIAL OF THE MILL ENYUM.

>> Jon: WHO'S CALLING IT THAT WAY.

>> WYATT CINAC JUST DID.

>> YUP, I DID.

>> GOOD JOB.

>> Jon: WE NEED NOT BE VUL TURS.

ONE OF THE BIG ISSUES WAS RUSH TO JUDGEMENT.

LET'S LET THE STORY PLAY OUT.

LET'S LET THE FACTS SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES.

>> EXACTLY.

>> Jon: WHAT IS?

>> TONIGHT IS THE MEDIA RUSHING TO JUDGEMENT ON WHAT MANY ARE CALLING 9 TRIAL OF

THE MILLENNIUM.

OR SHOULD THEY AS SOME SAY JUST LET THE FACTS SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES.

JOIN FORMER PROSECUTOR SAMANTHA BEE AS SHE BRINGS YOU 24 HOUR COVERAGE OF THE

MEDIA OVERSATURATION ON PRESUMED GUILT-I-- STARTING RIGHT NOW.

>> Jon: SAM, YOU CAN'T START YOUR SHOW IN THE MIDDLE OF MY SHOW.

IT DOESN'T --

>> OH, RIGHT, YOUR SHOW.

CUT HIS MIKE.

>> Jon: NO, LOOK, I NEED YOU GUYS BACK UP HERE THERE IS ELECTION COVERAGE.

I CAN'T SPARE THREE OF MY CORESPONDENTS.

>> OH, OKAY, THREE?

>> Jon: WHO ELSE IS DOWN THERE GUYS.

>> WHAT'S UP.

>> Jon: AL WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE.

>> HEY, JON, I'M WAITING FOR SOME BREAKING NEWS FROM INSIDE THE COURTHOUSE ABOUT

HOW LONG THEY GOING TO ALLOW TO US STAND OUT HERE WITH BRIGHT LIGHTS.

HERE IT COMES NOW.

>> Jon: WHAT?

(LAUGHTER)

>> WE CAN BE HERE UNTIL CIRCLE CIRCLE WAVE.

>> EIGHT, EIGHT, WE CAN STAY UNTIL EIGHT, JUST USE THAT-- [BLEEP] I GAVE YOU.

>> I'M SO SORRY, JON.

IT'S JUST CHAOS DOWN HERE.

>> THIS IS ASIF MANDVI REPORTING, NOW BACK TO THE STUDIO.

>> Jon: ASIF.

>> HEY, JON.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Jon: WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

GUY, I'M NOT PAYING SIX OF YOU DOWN THERE REPORTING THE SAME STORY.

>> I'M NOT WITH YOU GUYS.

I'M WITH HLN, ANIMAL PLANET,

LIFE-- GOING TO BOOK TWO MORE BUT THEY DON'T MAKE HEXAGONS.

THEY MAKE JOURNALIST CAREER,

JON, YOU CAN READ ALL ABOUT IT IN MY FUTURE BEST-SELLER MISSIONS IMPOSSIBLE, THE ASIF MANDVI STORY.

>> Jon: THAT'S IT EVERYBODY GET BACK IT UP TO NEW YORK RIGHT NOW.

THAT'S THE END.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

YOU'RE

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