Polish That Turd - Barack Obama's Lethargy

  • Aired:  10/04/12
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Democrats defend President Obama's debate lethargy, but Al Sharpton switches the focus to Mitt Romney's false claims. (3:47)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> WELCOME BACK.

NOW THE CONSENSUS ON THE PRESIDENT'S PERFORMANCE LAST NIGHT SEEMS TO BE LIGHT A MATCH.

WHICH CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING, IT'S TIME ONCE AGAIN TO-- THIS MAY BE THE LEAST SHINY TURN EVER MADE.

SOMEONE ON A STRICT DIET OF CEMENT AND TALC IT WAS PRETTY DULL.

FIRST STRATEGY, READ DEFINITION N THE LAYMAN PRESIDENT OBAMA LOOKED LETHARGIC AND OUT OF IT BUT ACCORD TOGETHER TURD-- IT

WASN'T LETHARGY.

>> PRESIDENT OBAMA HANDLED HIMSELF WITH THAT DIGNIFIED RESERVE THAT WE HAVE ALL SEEN AS PART OF WHO

PRESIDENT OBAMA IS.

>> THE PRESIDENT HAS ALWAYS HAD A CERTAIN DIGNIFIED RESERVE AND I THINK THAT'S ONE OF THE ADMIRABLE

QUALITIES ABOUT THE PRESIDENT.

>> Jon: YES T WAS DIG NEED RESERVE.

>> A LADY DOESN'T DEBATE.

THE GUY IS FIGHTING TO SAVE HIS JOB, SAVE DIGNIFIED RESERVE FOR-- HOW ABOUT GOING ON THE OFFENSIVE.

MAYBE OBAMA WAS LETHARGIC BUT WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER GUY.

>> I THINK ROMNEY MIGHT HAVE HAD A THEATRICAL AGGRESSION.

I THINK FOR FOLK AS HOME IT CAME ACROSS A LITTLE TESTY.

>> Jon: I THINK YOU MISHEARD.

I THINK 9 FOLKS AT HOME ARE SAYING IT LOOKS LIKE JUST ONE GUY UP THERE HAS TESTES.

ALL RIGHT.

TIME FOR THE FINE GRIT SAND PAPER OF TURD POLICY.

THIS IS NOT THE TURD YOU WERE LOOKING FOR.

>> YOU FEEL PRETTY GOOD ABOUT THE PRESIDENT'S PERFORMANCE HERE TONIGHT.

HE WASN'T SPEAK TOGETHER PEOPLE IN THIS ROOM.

HE WASN'T SPEAKING TO THE PUNDIT CLASS.

HE IS SPEAKING TO PEOPLE AT HOME.

>> HIS TARGET WAS THAT UNDECIDED VOTER, TUNING IN, IN THE SUBURBS OF DENVER, SITTING DOWN ON THE COUCH

WITH THEIR FAMILY, TO THE CAMPAIGN FOR THE FIRST TIME.

AND I THINK HE REALLY REACHED THOSE VOTERS.

>> Jon: YES, THE UNDECIDED FIRST TIME SITTING ON A COUCH IN DENVER VOTER.

HE REACHED THAT VOTER, THAT TOTALLY EXISTS.

THEY TELL SO YOU THEMSELVES BUT LIKE JANUARY BRADDY'S MYSTERIOUS BOYFRIEND GEORGE GLASS, THEY ARE IN CANADA

RIGHT NOW.

PRETTY LACKLUSTER POLICY GUY, GET CREATIVE.

TRY JUST GOING ROSS PEROT ON THAT [BLEEP].

>> ROMNEY'S PROBLEM IS THAT THIS DEBATE IS IN 2012, NOT 1812.

>> HE GAVE A GREAT TESTIMONY BUT WEEK INDICTED FOR PERJURY.

MITT ROMNEY ARE COMMITTED HIMSELF TO THINGS THAT THE RIGHT AND RENOT GOING LIVE UP TO.

A FISH WOULD NOT GET CAUGHT IF THEY KEPT THEIR MOUTH SHUT.

>> Jon: HERE'S --

>> HERE'S YOUR PROBLEM.

HERE'S YOUR PROBLEM, I CAN TELL YOU RIGHT UP STRAIGHT, HERE IS WHAT THE PRESIDENT DID THAT WAS WRONG F A FROG

HAD A HELICOPTER HE WOULDN'T NEED A BICYCLE, HE IS?

-- SEE?

HEAR ME OUT.

MITT ROMNEY IS A BUG IN A CONNER LIKE A CHICKEN IN A SMOOTHIE FACTORY, DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.

SI HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT BUT AT LEAST FOR A FEW SECONDS, I WAS HAPPY.

I GUESS WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS YOU CAN ALSO PLAY THE WILD CARD.

>> OBAMA ARRIVED IN DENVER AT 2 P.M. TODAY, JUST A FEW HOURS BEFORE THE DEBATE STARTED.

WHEN YOU GO TO 5,000 FEET.

>> EXACTLY.

>> nd YOU ONLY HAVE A FEW HOURS TO ADJUST-- .

>> Jon: THE AT 250UD-- ALTITUDE?

YES F ONLY BARACK OBAMA HAD BEEN TO DENVER BEFORE HE WOULD KNOW THE MILE HIGH CITY WOULD BE HIS WATER LOOP,

HE HAS NEVER PERFORMED THAT WELL THAT FAR ABOVE SEA LEVEL, OH WAIT.

>> AMERICA, HE CANNOT TURN BACK.

NOT WITH SO MUCH WORK TO BE DONE.

NOT WITH SO MANY CHILDREN TO EDUCATE, AND SO MANY VETERANS TO CARE FOR, AND GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES

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