Democalypse 2012 - V.P. Debate: Battle for the Historical Footnote - Joe Biden

  • Aired:  10/15/12
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Following Joe Biden's forceful debate showing against Paul Ryan, Fox News delegitimizes it. (3:52)

HAIR FROM THE SIDE OF THE ALPACA.

I WON'T QUIBBLE.

WE ALL REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THE GHOST OF BARACK OBAMA DEBATED MITT ROMNEY.

>> WHAT WAS HE DOING TONIGHT?

HE WENT IN THERE DISARM.

HE WAS LIKE AN HOUR-AND-A-HALF I THINK I CAN GET THROUGH THIS THING.

WHERE WAS OBAMA TONIGHT SNIEM REB THEY ADMITTED TO THE... ALL AGREED TO BELIEVE THEIR EYES AND EARS.

SO VICE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE.

FOX?

YOUR MOVE

>> LAUGHING OFF THE PROBLEMS THE WAY JOE BIDEN DID, PEOPLE WERE OFFENDED BY THAT.

>> LAUGHING IN A HOSTILE, AGGRESSIONIVE, SCORNFUL WAY

>> RADDATZ WAS PLAYING WITH THE BIDEN TEAM

>> THE MODERATOR'S ACTION OR INACTION...

>> HIM SMIRKING AND SMILING RUDE, CONDESCENDING, MEAN AT TIMES.

WONDERED, YOU KNOW, IF HE HAD SOME BURBON BEFORE HE WENT OUT THERE

>> REMINDED ME OF A MUSK OX RUNNING ACROSS THE TUNDRA WITH THE MODERATOR UNDER FOOT.

SNIEM A MUSK OX ACROSS THE TUNDRA?

SETTLE DOWN, ESKIMO ANNIE OAKLEY.

ENOUGH WITH THE MUTUAL OF OMAHA.

LOOK, WE GET IT.

YOU LIVE IN ALASKA.

WHEN YOU LIVE IN ALASKA IN A TOWN WITH ROADS AND A WAL-MART AND TWO STAR BUCKS AND YOUR OWN PLANE AND TELEVISION STATION IN

YOUR HOUSE, IT'S NOT [BLEEP] OF THE WILD OVER THERE.

MY GUESS IS YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A MUSK OX RUNNING ACROSS THE TUNDRA.

YET AT FOX THE RESPONSE TO BIDEN'S STRONG SHOWING WAS DELEGITIMIZING EVERY ASPECT OF THAT SHOWING IN THE MODERATOR TO

BIDEN'S DEMEANOR WHICH THEY CLAIMED WAS OFFENSIVE TO ONE CRITICAL VOTING GROUP

>> THOUGHT IT WAS TOTALLY OVER THE TOP DISRESPECTFUL.

SPEAKING AS A WOMAN

>> I THINK IT WAS A HUGE TURN-OFF ESPECIALLY WITH WOMEN

>> SAY YOU'RE IN YOUR 60s, YOU'RE THINKING YOU'D LIKE TO DATE AGAIN, IF YOU WANT TO KNOW EXACTLY HOW TO TURN OFF A WOMAN,

WATCH THAT DEBATE LAST NIGHT AND FOLLOW BIDEN'S LEAD.

>> Jon: YEAH, FELLOWS IF YOU'RE GOING A-COURTING AND YOU WANT TO TURN OFF A WOMAN, ACT LIKE BIDEN.

OF COURSE IF YOU'RE LOOKING TO KEEP WOMEN ALIVE AND HEALTHY, YOU MIGHT WANT TO FOCUS MORE ON WHAT HE WAS SAYING, VIS-A-VIS

HEALTH INSURANCE AND MEDICARE NOT THE POLITENESS DOESN'T COUNT.

NO, POLITENESS COUNTS.

POLITENESS COUNTS A GREAT DEAL BECAUSE WHEN A LADY ARRIVES VIA COURT ORDER AT THE DOCTOR FOR HER MANDATORY TRANSVAGINAL

ULTRASOUND, SHE WANTS TO BE TREATED LIKE A LADY.

GOOD DAY, MADAM.

MAY I GET THE DOOR FOR YOU?

NEARS HOW DESPERATE FOX WAS TO SPIN THIS DEBATE.

THEY CALLED IN A DOCTOR FOR ASSISTANCE

>> I DID NOT EVALUATE JOE BIDEN.

BUT IF SOMEONE SAID TO ME, LISTEN, WE WANT YOU TO DO WHAT'S REALLY REQUIRED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THERE, YOU HAVE TO PUT

DEMENTIA ON THE DIFFERENTIAL DIAGNOSIS.

>> Jon: YES, YES, THAT RARE FORM OF DEMENTIA WHERE YOU REMEMBER TOO MUCH.

BY THE WAY, THIS KNUCKLE HEAD, KEITH ABLOW, IS ON FOX'S MEDICAL A-TEAM.

LITTLE FACT THEIR B-TEAM IS IS A CHIMP WITH A SCREWDRIVER.

TO SUM UP FOX'S POST DEBATE COVERAGE, JOE BIDEN WAS AN ANGRY DEMENTED ABUSIVE DRUNK OLD CRAZY PERSON WHO MOPPED THE FLOOR WITH

OUR GUY.

WE'LL BE RIGHT

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