Holy Quit! - How's It Going With That Popey Changey Thing? - Tuiasosopo'd

  • Aired:  02/11/13
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Samantha Bee investigates the crisis of faith that forced Pope Benedict XVI into early retirement. (1:56)

WAVING.

LET'S GO LIVE TO SENIOR VATICAN CORRESPONDENT IS A MAPT A BEE WHO IS IN ROME RIGHT NOW.

SAM, THANKS FOR JOINING US.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) NICE TO SEE YOU IN ROME.

>> THANK YOU, JON.

I AM IN ROME.

I AM AT THE VATICAN

>> Jon: I CAN SEE THAT, SAM, TERRIFIC.

WE HAVEN'T SEEN A PAPAL RESIGNATION IN 600 YEARS.

WHAT HAPPENED HERE, SAM?

>> LET'S JUST SAY HE'S HAD A CRISIS OF FAITH.

>> Jon: OH, WOW.

SINCE WHEN?

>> WELL, HONESTLY, SINCE THE WHOLE MANTI TE'O THING.

THE POPE HAS JUST STARTED TO QUESTION A LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE HE TALKS TO ALL THE TIME BUT HAS

NEVER ACTUALLY MET.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

>> Jon: THAT MANTI TE'O THING WAS ABSURD.

THE GUY'S GIRLFRIEND DIES AND THEN SUDDENLY COMES BACK TO LIFE AND... OH!

>> THEY CHAT LIKE 100 TIMES A DAY RIGHT BEFORE BED BUT NEVER ON SKYPE OR FAITH TIME

>> Jon: FACE TIME FAITH TIME.

IT'S A VATICAN THING.

IT'S LIKE CHAT ROULETTE BUT WITH FEWER DONGS.

>> Jon: SHOULDN'T THAT BE NO DONGS?

>> YES, JON.

YES, IT SHOULD.

>> Jon: SO THE POPE IS RESIGNING BECAUSE HE THINKS FOR THE PAST SEVEN YEARS HE'S BEEN IN A

RELATIONSHIP NOT WITH JESUS BUT WITH HAWAIIAN UBE PRANKSTER RONAIAH TUIASOSOPO

>> YES, JON.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING.

THE POPE CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN AGAIN.

BESIDES, JON, THE CLUES WERE ALWAYS THERE.

ALL BENEDICT HAD TO DO WAS LOOK UP.

>> Jon: LOOK UP WHAT?

NO, LOOK UP.

Jon: OH!

IT CAN'T BE.

SA

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