Daily/Colbert - New Year's Resolutions

  • Aired:  01/05/11
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Stephen wants Jon to lose that embarrassing muffin top and start composting. (1:05)

BEFORE WE GO, WE'RE GOING TO

CHECK IN WITH OUR GOOD FRIEND

STEPHEN COLBERT OF "THE COLBERT

REPORT."

STEPHEN, HAPPY NEW YEAR'S.

NICE TO SEE YOU BACK.

LOOK AT MY HAND MOTIONS.

THERE WE GO.

EXITS ARE LOCATED HERE AND HERE.

WHAT DO YOU GOT FOR US?

RESOLUTIONS?

>> OH, I GOT NEW YEAR'S

RESOLUTIONS, JON.

FIRST OF ALL, LOSE THAT

EMBARRASSING MUFFIN TOP.

START COME POSTING.

DEMONSTRATE BASIC HUMAN DECENCY

TOWARDS EMPLOYEES.

>> Jon: WELL, THOSE ARE ALL

VALUABLE, VALUABLE GOALS.

YOU GOT YOUR WORK CUT OUT FOR

YOU.

>> Stephen: NO, JON, THESE

RESOLUTIONS FOR ME, THEY'RE FOR

YOU.

>> Stephen: JON, YOU'RE

BREAKING RESOLUTION NUMBER 432,

STOP UNDERCUTTING THE PREMISE OF

THESE END-OF-SHOW CHATS.

>> Jon: WHAT SHOULD I DO?

>> Stephen: JON, JON, YOU'RE

BREAKING ANOTHER JON STEWART

RESOLUTION.

>> Jon: WHAT IS THAT?

>> Stephen: STOP TALKING

DURING THE END OF SHOW

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