The Best and the Rightest

  • Aired:  12/17/13
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Paul Ryan and Ronald Reagan come under fire for their willingness to compromise with Democrats. (4:01)

[LAUGHTER]YOU KNOW WHAT?

CONSERVATIVES HAVE NEVER LIKEDJOHN BOEHNER THAT'S WHY THEY

PUNISHED HIM BY MAKING HIMSPEAKER OF THE HOUSE FOR FOUR

YEARS.

YOU KNOW WHO THEY LOVE PAULRYAN.

HE WAS THE COAUTHOR OF THENEW BUDGET AGREEMENT.

TEA PARTY DARLING, FORMER VPCANDIDATE ALL WRAPPED UP IN THE

LOOKS OF A GOLDEN CHILD WHOSEFISCAL GENIUS WILL LEAD US TO

THE PROMISED LAND WHEREREAGAN WILL RISE ONCE MORE.

AND HE WILL COME AGAIN IN GLORYTO JUDGE THE LIVING AND THE DEAD

THOUGH REALLY FOR THE DEAD THEYARE ALREADY DEAD SO -- IT'S

REALLY FOR THE LIVING.

MY POINT IS THIS.

[ LAUGHTER ]CONSERVATIVES LIKE PAUL RYAN.

>> YOU CALLED FOR MORE LEADERS.

PAUL RYAN HAS LED.

>> HE HAS LED TO MAKE ACOMPROMISE THAT SELLS OUT WHAT

NEEDS TO BE DONE.

>> YOU CALLED PAUL RYAN ASELLOUT.

>> I DIDN'T SAY THAT.

>> Jon: YOU KNOW THAT SENATORWHO APPEARS TO HAVE JUST WOKEN

UP ON A PARK BENCH IS RIGHT.

[ LAUGHTER ]I DIDN'T SAY PAUL RYAN WAS A

SELLOUT I JUST SAID HE SOLD OUT.

IF YOU EXCUSE ME I'M GOING TOBATHE IN THE POND AT CENTRAL

PARK.

[LAUGHTER]RYAN STOOD FAST TO HIS ETHIC OF

COMPROMISE.

>> DID YOU EVER THINK A PIECEOF LEGISLATION YOU WERE

RESPONSIBLE FOR WOULD BE CALLEDNOT CONSERVATIVE ENOUGH?

>> IT'S A STRANGE NEW NORMAL,ISN'T IT?

GROUPS WILL DO WHAT THEY WANT TODO.

>> Jon: THAT IS THE NERDIESTVERSION OF HATERS GONNA HATE I

HAVE EVER HEARD.

GROUPS ARE GOING TO DO IT.

I BELIEVE THOSE WITH AN UNFAIRNEGATIVE PERSPECTIVE ON EVENTS

WILL CONTINUE TO HAVE THENEGATIVE PERSPECTIVE.

REGARDLESS AND THOSERELATIONSHIPS TAKE PRIORITIES

OVER THOSE WITH COURTESANS.

JOHN BOEHNER ISN'T CONSERVATIVEENOUGH FOR THE TEA PARTY.

WHO IS?

>> PERHAPS ANOTHER WARNING SHOTFOR THE REPUBLICAN

ESTABLISHMENT.

TEXAS CONGRESSMAN STEVE STOCKMANA TEA PARTY FAVORITE THREW HIS

HAT INTO THE RING FOR NEXTYEAR'S SENATE RACE IN A PRIMARY

CHALLENGE AGAINST INCUMBENTSENATOR JOHN CORNYN.

>> Jon: HE'S NOT CONSERVATIVEENOUGH?

>> THIS GUY?

>> JON OPENED UP GOVERNMENT,GAVE SUPPORT TO SOLDIERS AND

ROOTED OUT CROOKS.

ROSE TO THE TOP IN JUST ONETERM, KEPT TEXAS IN POWER, MADE

LESSER STATES SQUIRM.

BIG JOHN.

>> Jon: THAT GUY?

THE GUY HAS GOTTEN HIGH MARKSFROM THE GROUPS LIKE CHAMBER OF

COMMERCE, AMERICAN CONSERVATIVEUNION, THE NATIONAL JOURNAL

NAMED HIM THE SECOND MOSTCONSERVATIVE SENATOR BEHIND ONLY

ALASKA'S REPRESENTATIVE PAINTINGOF JESUS DRILLING FOR OIL.

[LAUGHTER]SOMEONE IS GOING TO COMMISSION

THAT.

[ LAUGHTER ]I'LL TELL YOU WHAT GIVE ME A

TASTE OF THIS STEVE STOCKMANGUY.

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT ISCONSIDERED TEA PARTY ELECTABLE

THESE DAYS.

IT'S AMAZING WHAT THEY ARESAYING IS COVERED BY OBAMACARE.

IF YOU DECIDE TO BECOMETRANSGENDER YOU CAN GET THAT

COVERED.

>> GOOD TO KNOW.

>> NEXT TIME I CALL YOUR SHOW --[LAUGHTER]

>> Jon: I GET IT BECAUSE --IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE IS AN

(bleep).

AT THIS POINT THE ONLY GUY THATCOULD LIVE UP TO THE IDEALS IS

RONALD REAGAN HIMSELF.

>> RONALD REAGAN BROUGHT ABOUTOBAMA'S ELECTION.

LET'S LOOK AT WHAT POLITICALHERO RONALD REAGAN TRIED TO DO

WITH THREE MILLION ILLEGALS.

>> REAGAN BOTCHED IT THOUGH.

>> EXACTLY THAT'S WHAT I'MSAYING.

>> WE HAVE TO STOP WORSHIPINGRONALD REAGAN.

[ LAUGHTER ]>>

>> Jon: HOLY (bleep) WHENRONALD REAGAN IS JUST ANOTHER

HOLLYWOOD LIBERAL YOU HAVE TOSAY TO YOUR PARTY ARE YOU

KIDDING ME?

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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