The Wangover

  • Aired:  06/08/11
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Anthony Weiner's tawdry correspondence reveals an exchange about having sex while watching The Daily Show. (5:36)

IF YOU AT HOME ARE ANYTHING LIKE

OUR STUDIO AUDIENCE, YOU SAT

THROUGH OUR FIRST ACT WONDERING,

WHY DIDN'T YOU MENTION THE

LATEST DETAILS ON THE ANTHONY

WEINER SEXTING CANDLE.

THE ANSWER IS WE CAN'T DO IT

EVERY ACT OF EVERY SHOW.

WE NEED A FEW MINUTES TO

REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS LIKE.

YOU KNOW, BEFORE.

[LAUGHTER]

[BLEEPED]-GATE WAITS FOR NO MAN.

AT THIS POINT THE WIG QUESTION

IS, HOW WILL THE CONGRESSMAN'S

CONSTITUENTS IN BROOKLYN AND

QUEENS REACT TO THE SCANDAL.

>> THE RULES OF THE APARTMENT

BUILDING.

>> SURE, OF COURSE.

>> ANTHONY, GO IN, GO IN, TELL

'EM TO LEAVE YOU ALONE.

GO INSIDE.

[LAUGHTER]

>> Jon: WE HAVE OUR ANSWER.

THEY WILL REACT LIKE

STEREOTYPICAL ELDERLY DENIZENS

OF BROOKLYN AND QUEENS.

[AS A WOMAN:] ANTHONY, GO BACK

INSIDE.

IF YOU GO OUT LATE, WEAR A LIGHT

JACKET.

YOU NEVER KNOW.

YOU'RE SKIN AND BONES.

THIS DAMN THING JUST KEEPS

GETTING CRAZIER.

PERHAPS NO, SIR INDICATOR... I

KNOW.

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

[BLEEPED] DAY FIVE AN WE STILL

GOT THESE HANGING AROUND.

PERHAPS NO INDICATOR OF ITS

MAGNITUDE MORE TELLING OF THE

WEIRDNESS THAN THIS.

>> ACCORDING TO TO IT WILL CO,

WEINER CALLED BILL CLINTON AND

APOLOGIZED.

>> Jon: WHAT!

[LAUGHTER]

THE CONGRESSMAN HAD A SEX

SCANDAL AND HAD TO APOLOGIZE TO

BILL CLINTON?

FOR WHAT, COPYRIGHT

INFRINGEMENT?

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

A FACT VIOLATION.

THAT IS INSANE.

I CAN HEAR THE BIG DOG TAKING

THE CALL.

ANTHONY I'M VERY DISAPPOINTED.

NOW THIS TWITTER THING, CAN

ANYBODY SIGN UP FOR IT OR DO I

NEED TO GO TO THE APPLE GENIUS

BAR?

[LAUGHTER]

AT LEAST THE CONGRESSMAN HAS NOT

HAD TO SUFFER THE INDIGNITY OF

NEWSCASTERS READING ALLOWED THE

TRANSCRIPTS OF HIS TAWDRY

CORRESPONDENTS.

>> THERE HAVE BEEN NEW MESSAGES

THAT HAVE BEEN REVEALED BETWEEN

CONGRESSMAN ANTHONY WEINER AND A

NEVADA BLACKJACK DEALER.

HERE'S SOME OF THOSE TAWDRY

TEXTS THAT WERE GOING BETWEEN

THE TWO OF THEM.

>> Jon: UNTIL NOW.

>> HEY, SEXY, SORRY I'VE BEEN

AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER SO LONG.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

>> THAT'S RIGHT OUT OF MY

PLAYBOOK.

[LAUGHTER]

>> Jon: BY THE WAY, HIS

PLAYBOOK IS SO LAME, THAT'S A

LINE HE USES ON WOMEN IN PERSON.

SO... WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

UH, IT'S MY WENDY'S UNIFORM.

>> NICE.

>> Jon: KILMEADE LIKEY.

ONE OF THE NEWLY RELEASED TEXTS

DID CATCH MY EYE, IF I MAY,

ANTHONY WEINER: MARK ME AN OFFER

I CAN'T REFUSE.

LADY IN QUESTION: TO GET US IN

THE MOOD, FIRST WE WATCH

BACK-TO-BACK EPISODES OF "THE

DAILY SHOW" AND "THE COLBERT

REPORT."

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

WHAT MOOD ARE THEY GOING TO GET

INTO?

[LAUGHTER]

UNFORTUNATELY THEY CONTINUED.

"OR IF THIS IS NOT YOUR THING,

WE CAN JUST GET DRUNK AND HAVE

MAD, PASSIONATE SEX."

WEINER, "WHY CHOOSE.

WITH ME BEHIND YOU, CAN'T WE

BOTH WATCH "THE DAILY SHOW"?"

[AUDIENCE REACTS]

YOU WANT ME TO CUT MY WRISTS

AGAIN?

FIRST OF ALL...

[LAUGHTER]

IS THIS WHAT YOU PEOPLE ARE

DOING AT HOME WHEN OUR SHOW IS

ON?

I MEAN, WE SPEND ALL DAY WRITING

AND PRODUCING THIS THING.

IF IT'S JUST GOING TO BE

BACKGROUND NOISE FOR YOUR

AMOROUS... ARE YOU PEOPLE

[BLEEPED] RIGHT NOW?

ARE YOU DOING IT RIGHT NOW?

IS IT...

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

CHUCK, HEY, CHUCK, HIT THE

BUTTON THAT LETS ME SEE THEM.

OH, MY GOD!

IS THAT WHAT YOU PEOPLE WANT?

FINE.

I'M NOT GOING TO FIGHT YOU.

CHUCK...

[JAZZY MUSIC PLAYING]

[LAUGHTER]

ARE YOU DONE?

AND IF YOU'RE GOING TO GO GET UP

AND GET A SNACK, PUT A TOWEL ON.

ANYWAY, FACEBOOK RECORDS REVEAL

THAT...

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

YEAH.

ONE OF OUR CAMERAMEN.

[LAUGHTER]

THAT'S WHY MOST SHOWS I'M JUST

DOING THIS.

ANYWAY, FACEBOOK RECORDS REVEAL

THAT THE TEXT EXCHANGE ABOUT

HAVING SEX WHILE WATCHING OUR

SHOW TOOK PLACE ON SEPTEMBER 17,

2010, A FRIDAY.

SO THEY WOULD HAVE TO HAVE BEEN

WATCHING A RERUN OF THURSDAY'S

SHOW IF THEY WERE GOING TO HAVE

SEX DURING IT.

WHO WAS THE GUEST THAT NIGHT?

PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW

PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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