>> Jon: WELCOME BACK TO THE
PROGRAM.
DID I HAVE A NICE VACATION?
YOU KNOW, THIS TIME I WAS REALLY
EXCITED TO COME BACK TO WORK
BECAUSE WE HAD A DOOZY TEED UP
HERE.
A LITTLE STORY ABOUT A
CONGRESSMAN, TWITTER ACCOUNT AND
A PHOTO OF WHAT MAY OR MAY NOT
HAVE BEEN HIS (bleep).
>> HE CAME FROM CONGRESSMAN
ANTHONY WEINER'S TWITTER ACCOUNT
OVER THE WEEKEND.
A PHOTO OF AN ANONYMOUS MAN'S
BULGING UNDERWEAR.
THE PICTURE IMMEDIATELY DELETED
FROM HIS ACCOUNT WAS SENT TO
THIS 21-YEAR-OLD COLLEGE
STUDENT.
>> Jon: YOU KNOW.
THAT'S THE PICTURE RIGHT THERE.
I HAVE TO TELL YOU, THIS TWITTER
IS SOMETHING ELSE.
YOU KNOW IN THE OLD DAYS A
CONGRESSMAN HAD TO CHISEL IMAGES
OF HIS PENIS ON LIMESTONE.
AND THEN HAVE A RUNNER TAKE THE
PICTURE TO WHICHEVER DAMSEL THEY
WANTED TO HOAR FIVE.
HERE IS MY DILEMMA.
ONE, WE NEWS BASED COMEDY STORY
LOOKING AT A STORY ABOUT A SNAP
SHOT THAT APPEARS TO BE AN AMPLE
HELPING OF PENIS --
[LAUGHTER]
-- ALLEGEDLY POSTED BY A
CONGRESSMAN WHOSE SAME IN A
SYNONYM FOR PENIS.
FOR A PROGRAM LIKE THIS THE
PHRASE SWEET SPOT BRINGS TO
MIND.
[LAUGHTER]
IF WE WERE TO HAVE A WHEELHOUSE,
THIS WHEELHOUSE WOULD BE WHERE
THIS STORY WOULD RECEIVE ITS
MAIL.
[LAUGHTER]
GET ITS CALL.
THIS WOULD BE THIS STORYIES
BUILDING ADDRESS.
THAT WOULD BE LET'S DO THIS
STORY CATEGORY.
THE CONS OF THIS STORY IS THIS
IS MY FRIEND ANTHONY.
NOT THIS BUT THIS.
THIS GUY IS A FRIEND OF MINE AND
CONTRARY TO THE "NEW YORK TIMES"
REPORTING WE WERE NEVER
ROOMMATES BUT 25 YEARS AGO HE
AND SOME FRIEND OF MINE FROM
COLLEGE HAD A HOUSE AT DEWEY
BEACH THINK JERSEY SHORES MEETS
YENTL.
WHEN I WASN'T BAR TENDING OR
CLEARING PLATES OFF I WOULD HEAD
DOWN FOR FREE LOADERS WEEKEND.
JONNY DOESN'T CHIP IN THEY WOULD
CALL ME AFFECTIONATELY OR SO I
CONVINCED MYSELF.
AS A COMEDIAN THIS IS SAY SLAM
DUNK.
WEINER NAME, WEINER PICTURE.
WHERE'S MY CHECK.
I WOULD -- AS A FRIEND OF HIS, I
HAVE MY DOUBTS ABOUT THE
VERACITY.
MY THOUGHTS STEM FROM THIS.
NO WAY NEW YORK CITY (bleep)
WAY.
SERIOUSLY.
NO WAY!
NO WAY!
IN REAL LIFE MY MEMORY IS THIS
CAT HAD A LOT MORE ANTHONY AND A
LOT LESS WEINER.
THIS IS NOT WHAT I REMEMBER.
[LAUGHTER]
TO BE FAIR, MUCH OF OUR TIME
TOGETHER WAS SPENT SWIMMING IN
THE FRIGID WATERS OF THE
ATLANTIC OCEAN WHICH AS MANY OF
YOU HAS A NOTORIOUS SMALLENNING
EFFECT REFERRED TO AS THE
PHENOMENON AS EL PINO.
GO OWE TO THE PACIFIC IT'S A
BOTTLENOSE.
IN THE ATLANTA YOU GET A DOLPHIN
WHO IS LIKE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT
HAPPENED.
I SWEAR TO GO THIS HAS NEVER
HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE.
[LAUGHTER]
DOLPHINS ARE ALSO OLD JEWS.
[LAUGHTER]
YOU KNOW, I'LL BE HONEST WITH
YOU THE ONLY THING THAT ANTHONY
AND THIS GENTLEMAN HERE APPEAR
TO HAVE IN COMMON IS THAT THEY
BOTH LEAN HARD TO THE EXTREME
LEFT.
BOOM!
BOOM!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
CUT ME, MICK.
[LAUGHTER]
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL THIS
IS.
I I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S GOING
ON.
I HOPE IT'S NOT FOR REAL.
HE INSISTS HIS TWITTER ACCOUNT
WAS HACKED.
I NEED A TRUSTED NAME IN NEWS,
MAYBE THE MOST TRUSTED NAME IN
NEWS TO BRING SOME INSIGHTFUL
REPORTAGE FOR THIS.
>> THIS BECOME THE SUBJECT OF A
SERIOUS WAR BETWEEN LIBERAL
BLOGS SUGGESTING IT'S A
CONSPIRACY AND OTHERS
QUESTIONING THE HKING CLAIM.
>> THEY COULD CALL THE CAPITOL
POLICE OR THE F.B.I. AND SAY
COME ON IN AND LAUNCH AN
INVESTIGATION BECAUSE I WAS
HACKED.
WHY HASN'T HE DONE THAT?
>> WE DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO
THAT.
I ASKED CONGRESSMAN WEINER'S
PRESS SECRETARY ABOUT IT TODAY.
I DIDN'T GET A RESPONSE.
>> Jon: I GUESS THAT'S THE END
OF IT.
THE LIBERAL AND CONSERVATIVE
BLOGS HAVING AN ALL-OUT WAR THEY
ARE PROBABLY NOT DOING ANYTHING
ABOUT THE STORY EXCEPT SHOWING
THAT THE TAGS FROM THE PHOTO
DON'T MUCH THE CAMERA HE USES.
IT SHOWS NO SIGNS OF
MANIPULATION BUT IT'S ODD THAT
THE ONLY PERSON WHO SAW THE
TWEET HAS A HISTORY OF SENDING
HARASSING MESSAGES TO THE WOMAN
WHO RECEIVED THE TWEET.
THAT SOUNDS A LOT LIKE REPORTING
SLOWDOWN WOOD WOODWARD AND
BLOGSTEIN.
LET THE BIG GUYS HANDLE WITH
WITH THEIR TRADEMARK I GUESS
WE'LL NEVER KNOW.
THEY ARE NOT GOING TO LET A GUY
COME ON SAYING HE IS A SEXUAL
PREDATOR PARTICULARLY IF THE
ACCUSER IS ONE WHO HAS SWORN TO
DESTROY THE LEFT.
>> GIRLS QUITE YOUNG, YOUNGER
THAN THE GIRL IN QUESTION HERE
TALK ABOUT REP WEINER.
>> WE'LL PUT THOSE QUESTIONS TO
THE REPRESENTATIVE, HE IS NOT ON
THE SHOW NOW TO ASK HIM ABOUT
THANK YOU CAN FIND OUT ABOUT
THEM.
YOU DON'T NEED TO WAIT FOR
SOMEONE TO CALL YOU BACK.
YOU CAN DO LIKE AN -- WHAT DO
YOU CALL IT -- INVESTIGATION
USING SOME TYPE OF -- I DON'T
KNOW -- JOURNALISM.
YOU CAN DO THE INVESTIGATIONS
BEFORE HE COMES ON THE TV.
AND -- I'M SORRY THAT'S NOT ME
TALKING THAT'S MY ANGER AT THIS.
SERIOUSLY.
I MEAN -- (bleep) IT'S NOT
THAT BIG!
[LAUGHTER]
IT CAN'T BE.
[LAUGHTER]