Explosive and the City 2

  • Aired:  05/04/10
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Police find and arrest the Times Square terror suspect in less time than it takes Sting to climax. (5:58)

AND TRADE HIM INTO THE DIVISION.

ON A LIGHTER NOTE, REMEMBER THAT CAR IN TIMES SQUARE, THE ONE THEY FILLED WITH EXPLOSIVES?

BECAUSE -- SOME KIND OF FATWA THAT WAS ISSUED AGAINST THE BUBBA GUMP SHRIMP COMPANY BASED

ON THE NEW SHRIMP-FIDEL SAMPLER.

IT'S A WIDE ARRAY OF SHRIMP BASED DISHES THAT FOR SOME REASON USES ISLAMIC PUNS.

I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY DID IT.

SOMEBODY THERE MUST THINK IT'S HILL-LAWLIOUS.

[LAUGHTER]

REMEMBER A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO WE HAD NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENED OR WHO DID IT?

NOT ANYMORE?

>> POLICE MAKE AN ARREST IN THE FAILED BOMBING IN TIMES SQUARE TAKING A PAKISTANI U.S. BORN

CITIZEN INTO CUSTODY BEFORE HE TOOK OFF TO DOOBIE.

>> IN THE WORDS OF POLICE COMMISSIONER OF RAY KELLY IN NEW YORK, AN ARREST HAS BEEN MADE.

>> Jon: 53 HOURS GOOD OLD FASHIONED AMERICAN POLICE WORK.

WE'RE TALKING HUNCHES, GUYS WEARING EARPHONES DOING THIS.

GRIZZLED LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICIALS DAYS FROM RETIREMENT COMING BACK FOR ONE DAY.

WE WENT FROM IS THAT PATH FINDER DOUBLE PARKED TO YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT IN LESS

TIME THAN IT TAKES STING TO CLIMAX.

BOOM!

A LITTLE LESSON FOR KIDS AT HOME CHICKS DIG THE ELECTRIC LOOT.

54 HOURS, 55 HOURS IT WOFBL TOO LATE.

THEY GOT THIS GUY AT THE AIRPORT AS HE WAS FLYING TO DUBAI.

HERE IS HOW IT WENT DOWN.

THE ALLEGED BOMBER BOARDED THE FLIGHT, STARTED RELAXING.

THINKS HE IS HOME FREE BUT THE AUTHORITIES ARE HOT ON HIS TAIL THEY ARE YELLING, STOP THE PLANE!

STOP THE PLANE!

BUT IT'S TOO LATE.

THE PLANE IS PULLING AWAY.

THE PLANE IS LEAKING GAS AND ONE MAN HAS NO INTENTION OF LETTING THEM GET AWAY.

>> YIPPEEKI-A MOTHER (bleep).

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> Jon: VICTORY IS OURS!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

ANYWAY --

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

THAT'S HOW IT HAPPENED.

[LAUGHTER]

I THINK THAT'S HOW IT HAPPENED.

ANYWAY --

[LAUGHTER]

THE SUSPECT IS PAKISTANI BORN AMERICAN CITIZEN FAISAL SHAHZAD WHICH FREAKED ME OUT BECAUSE MY

DOCTOR PUT ME ON FAISAL.

JON, RUB IT TWO TABLETS OF FAISAL ON THE AREA.

IT SHOULD CLEAR UP IN A WEEK OR TWO.

IF YOU DON'T MIND I'LL CHECK YOUR PROSTATE.

BUT YOU ARE A DERMATOLOGIST.

FAISAL IS IN CUSTODY.

THEY READ HIM HIS MIRANDA RIGHTS ALTHOUGH NOT EVERYONE THOUGHT IT WASN'T A GOOD IDEA.

>> I WONDER IF THEY'VE ALREADY GIVEN HIM MIRANDA RIGHTS.

>> OBVIOUSLY THAT WOULD BE A SERIOUS MISTAKE.

>> Jon: I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS, SENATOR BECAUSE I DO STILL HAVE A LITTLE LOVE FOR YOU.

THIS NEXT CLIP IS GOING TO HURT ME AS MUCH AS IT IS GOING TO HURT YOU, CHUCK.

ROLL TAPE OF SOMEONE BEING FAR MORE REASONABLE ABOUT READING THE RIGHTS.

>> HE HAS ALL OF THE RIGHTS UNDER THE CONSTITUTION.

>> IF HE KNOWS INFORMATION THAT COULD WIPE OUT SOME OF YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY YOU DON'T

WANT THAT?

>> AGAIN, IT'S NOT A POPULAR ANSWER BUT IT'S -- WE SHRED THE CONSTITUTION.

♪ MEMORIES LIKE THE --

[LAUGHTER]

I'M GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS (bleep).

OF COURSE, WE'RE GRATEFUL FOR THE QUICK ARREST NOT ONLY FOR

EVERYONE'S SAFETY BUT IT NIPS IN THE BUD WHAT WAS BECOMING AN UGLY CASE OF RACIAL PROFILING.

ITS POSSIBLE SUSPECT DESCRIBED AS A WHITE MALE IN HIS MID 40'S.

>> EARLIER TAPES SHOW A WHITE MALE IN THE 40s THEY WANT TO QUESTION.

>> THE GUY IS DESCRIBED AS A WHITE MALE IN HIS 40s.

HE IS SEEN STOPPING TO TAKE OFF A SWEATSHIRT.

>> Jon: WE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A MIDDLE AGED WHITE GUY IN TIMES SQUARE.

IT MUST BE THE BOMBER.

IF IT'S NOT THE BOMBER HE HAS HOOKER BLOOD ON HIM.

HE'S A MIDDLE AGED WHITE GUY.

HERE WE GO AGAIN, THE WHITE GUY DID IT.

SAME OLD STORY WHETHER IT'S FINANCIAL MALFEASANCE OR CATASTROPHIC OIL LEAK OR

FINANCIAL MALFEASANCE.

[LAUGHTER]

PIN THE TAIL ON THE HONKY.

WELL I'VE HAD IT.

[LAUGHTER]

DON'T GET ME WRONG.

THE WHITE COMMUNITY IS USED TO IT.

COPS TREAT US DIFFERENTLY.

IT'S GOTTEN SO BAD DRUNK WHITE GUYS CAN'T RUN ACROSS THE BASEBALL FIELD WITHOUT BEING

IT'S AD BY THE MAN.

THAT'S CLEARLY RACIAL PROFILING.

AS MUCH AS I THINK APRIL TENDANCE WOULD RISE 30% TO 40% IF ALL MAJOR LEAGUE BARKS --

BALLPARKS WOULD REPLACE THEIR 7th INNING STRETCH ACTIVITIES WITH THAT.

RACIAL PROFILING.

LET'S SEE IT AGAIN.

UNCAGE THE BOY.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

IT'S A HIM NOW!

HAIL CAESAR.

MY POINT IS THIS.

NEXT TIME YOU HEAR ABOUT A BANK DEAL GONE AWRY OR WITNESS AN AS NINE STADIUM STUNT TOUR SEE A

WHITE GUY COMING OUT OF HOME DEPOT LOADING FERTILIZER AND EXPLOSIVES INTO HIS S.U.V. DON'T

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