Nancy Grace & the Jodi Arias Trial

  • Aired:  05/09/13
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Nancy Grace sucks the Jodi Arias murder trial dry and prepares to feast upon a new victim. (3:13)

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>> Jon: WELCOME TO THE DAILY

SHOW, MY NAME IS JON

STEWART.

GOOD ONE TONIGHT.

ONE OF OUR FAVORITE

MRS. DAVID SEDARIS IS GOING

TO BE JOINING US LATER ON

TONIGHT.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Jon: BUT FIRST IF YOU GET

YOUR NEWS FROM THE PRINT

MEDIA YOU MIGHT NOT BE AWARE

OF THE BIGGEST STORY OF THE

CENTURY.

>> JODI ARIAS.

>> JODI ARIAS.

>> A VERDICT IS REACHED IN

THE TRIAL OF JODI ARIAS.

>> WE FIND THE DEFENDANT AS

TO COUNT 1 FIRST-DEGREE

MURDER GUILTY.

>> Jon: AN END TO THE SAGA

THAT THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WHO

WOULD ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING

THEY COULD TO GET OFF JURY

DUTY WERE FIXATED ON FOR 18

WEEKS.

IT IS A SAD STORY ALL

AROUND.

A YOUNG WOMAN POSSIBLY

FACING THE DEATH PENALTY.

THE VICTIM'S FAMILY GETS

JUSTICE BUT IT DOESN'T BRING

BACK THEIR LOVED ONE.

NO ONE SHELLISHES -- --

RELISHES A MOMENT LIKE THIS.

NOBODY DELIGHTS IN THE

GRUESOME SPECTACLE.

NOBODY SLURPS EACH LURID

DETAIL LIKE IT WAS A

PERVERSE JOY, LIKE THEY WERE

AN ENGORGED TRAGEDY TICK.

NOBODY WOULD-- WAIT A MINUTE

S THAT NANCY GRACE?

>> HE WENT TO HIS OWN

BATHROOM MIRROR AND SAW

HIMSELF DYING, AS THE BLOOD

WAS COMING OUT OF HIS MOUTH

AND HIS NOSE.

>> Jon: YES, ALL HAIL NANCY

FULL OF GRACE.

WHEREVER YOU HEAR GAVELS AND

SONING, COURT ELVIRA WILL BE

THERE.

THAT'S NOT ROUGE ON HER

CHEEK, SHE DRAWS YOUTH AND

VITALITY FROM HUMAN TRAGEDY.

HOW DO I KNOW?

HERE SHE IS BEFORE THE ARIAS

TRIAL.

YES.

(LAUGHTER)

I HADN'T SEEN THAT, ACTUALLY,

PUT UP AGAINST EACH OTHER.

THAT IS [BLEEP] UP.

BY THE WAY, IF YOU THINK

NANCY GRACE'S DESCRIPTION OF

THE MURDER WAS GRUESOME, YOU

SHOULD HEAR HER EXPLAIN MASS

TO HER KIDS.

IN THIS HE CASE FOUR IS

BRUTALLY RIPPED AWAY FROM 12

LEAVING WHAT?

A BLOODY STUMP OF 8.

(LAUGHTER)

NANCY GRACE PULLED OUT ALL

THE STOPS FOR THE ARIAS

VERDICT.

AND WHO HAS SHE APPARENTLY

HIRED.

THIS IS A HELL OF A BOOKING,

PUNDIT NUMBER FOUR, THE

MURDER LADY.

THE MURDER LADY IN YOUR BOX.

BUT NOW THE VERDICT IS IN,

THE TRIAL IS OVER.

WHAT WILL OUR DARK MISTRESS

DO NOW WITH NO

YOUTH-SUSTAINING SHOW TRIAL

TO FEAST ON.

PERHAPS SHE'LL JUST RETURN

TO THE CRYPT.

>> ARIEL CASTRO MAKING HIS

FIRST COURT APPEARANCE.

IN ABOUT AN HOUR WE WILL

COVER IT LIVE.

DO YOU EXPECT HIM TO SPEAK.

>> HE MAKES ME SICK.

HE MAKES ME SICK.

>> Jon: HE DOESN'T MAKE YOU

SICK.

SO ALIVE.

SUCK HIM DRY.

BY THE TIME THIS TRIAL IS

OVER YOU ARE GOING LOOK LIKE

THIS.

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