RNC 2012 - The Road to Jeb Bush 2016 - Republican Time Travel

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Mitt Romney recalls an uncomplicated America and suggests that Americans could all return to this nostalgic paradise if it wasn't for this one f**king guy. (4:59)

MAN OSCAR WINNER CLINT EASTWOOD.

(APPLAUSE) NOT THAT ROMNEY DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO-- YOU KNOW, I THINK HE TALKED TOO.

>> WE AMERICANS HAVE ALWAYS FELT A SPECIAL KINSHIP WITH THE FUTURE.

>> Jon: YES, YES, WE AMERICANS UNIQUELY AMONG EARTH'S PEOPLE, MOVE FORWARD IN TIME.

LOOK, I DON'T-- (LAUGHTER) I DON'T CARE HOW MANY MARCO'S RUBIO YOU PUT IN BETWEEN

CLINT EASTWOOD AND MITT ROMNEY, ROMNEY AIN'T OUTSHINING THIS LITTLE PLAYLET I LIKE TO CALL THE

OLD MAN AND THE SEAT.

AND HERE'S WHY-- (LAUGHTER) IT HURTS-- HERE'S WHY IT HURTS.

IT HURT THESE REPUBLICANS BAD BECAUSE THIS CONVENTION LIKE ALL CONVENTIONS IS A

SCRIPTED AND FOCUSED GROUP FANTASY AND THE DISPLAY OF EASTWOOD'S GRAN TORINO ID

WAS THE VERY THING REPUBLICANS HAD CONSTRUCTED THE ENTIRE WEEK TO SUPPRESS.

THIS CONVENTION WAS THE VISION OF A PERFECT AMERICA,

THAT USE ODD TO EXIST UNTIL BARACK OBAMA RUINED IT, AND SO WHAT IF THAT AMERICA HAD

NEVER ACTUALLY EXISTED.

>> TO BE AN AMERICAN WAS TO ASSUME THAT ALL THINGS WERE POSSIBLE, THAT UNIQUE BLEND

OF OPTIMISM, HUMILITY, IT'S THAT GOOD FEELING WHEN YOU HAVE MORE TIME TO VOLUNTEER

TO COACH YOUR KID'S SOCCER TEAM OR HELP OUT ON SCHOOL TRIPS.

IT'S WHEN WE SEE THAT NEW BUSINESS OPENING UP DOWNTOWN.

IT'S WHEN WE GO TO WORK IN THE MORNING AND SEE EVERYBODY ELSE ON THE BLOCK

DOING THE SAME THING.

MY FRIENDS CARED MORE ABOUT WHAT SPORTS TEAMS WE FOLLOWED THAN WHAT CHURCH WE WENT TO.

>> Jon: GEE WHIZ, POPS, THAT SOUNDS AWESOME.

YEAH, THAT WAS THE UNCOMPLICATED AMERICA YOU REMEMBER.

I THINK IN THE EARLY 6030s THERE WERE SOME CHURCHES IN ALABAMA THAT WOULD HAVE

DISAGREED WITH YOUR SPORTS TEAM VERSUS PLACE OF WORSHIP ANECDOTE.

BUT THE POINT IS THIS-- WHAT THIS CONVENTION ATTEMPTED TO DO IS SAY THAT WE COULD ALL

LIVE AGAIN IN THIS NOSTALGIC PARADISE IF IT WEREN'T FOR THIS ONE [BLEEP] GUY!

>> THE PRESIDENT HAS DISAPPOINTED AMERICA BECAUSE HE HASN'T LEAD AMERICA IN

THE RIGHT DIRECTION.

>> BARACK OBAMA'S FAILED US.

WEAKENED AMERICA'S CONFIDENCE.

>> DIMINISHED THE DREAMS.

>> LIBERTY LIMITING RADICAL LEFT WING ANTI-BUSINESS RECKLESS SPENDING TAX HIKING

PARTY OF BARACK OBAMA-- .

>> Jon: HEY, HIS WIFE IS NICE THOUGH, I LIKE HIS WIFE,

HEH.

WOW, IT'S FOUR YEARS, ONE MAN, BARACK OBAMA HAS BROKEN THE GREATEST NATION GOD HAS

EVER GIVE THEN EARTH.

THE MESSAGE OF THIS CONVENTION IS THAT APPARENTLY UP UNTIL AROUND NOVEMBER OF 2008 AMERICANS

LIVED IN A UTOPIAN IDEAL BORN OF OUR OWN GUMPTION AND INDIVIDUAL HARD WORK BUT

SADLY NOW, NOT FOUR YEARS LATER IT IS A BLYTHED SOCIALIST HELL SCAPE WITH

JACK FOOTED THUGS LOCK YOU UP FOR THINKING ABOUT CHRISTMAS.

AND HERE IS THE MOST INCREDIBLE PART OF THE ENTIRE FICTION.

WHILE CONVINCING US THAT BARACK OBAMA'S DESTROYED THIS COUNTRY'S FUTURE, THE

REPUBLICANS HAVE ALSO INVENTED A PAST WHERE THEY WERE TRYING TO HELP HIM SUCCEED.

>> THAT CHOICE WAS NOT THE CHOICE OF OUR PARTY BUT AMERICANS ALWAYS COME

TOGETHER AFTER ELECTIONS.

>> I WISH PRESIDENT OBAMA HAD SUCCEEDED BECAUSE I WANT AMERICA TO SUCCEED.

BZ BULL [BLEEP] [BLEEP].

>> (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) YOU WANTED OBAMA TO SUCCEED?

WE MAY NOT REMEMBER THAT AMERICA WAS NEVER REALLY MAYBERRY, BUT WE SURE AS

[BLEEP] CAN REMEMBER BACK TO 2009.

THIS IS THE NEWS PACKAGE FROM HANNITY'S SHOW, 100 DAYS INTO THE PRESIDENCY.

>> SO HELP YOU GOD.

>> SO HELP ME GOD.

>> CONGRAT LAKESES.

-- CONGRATULATIONS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Jon: WELL, HE DID GIVE THE PRESIDENT 100 DAYS BEFORE CUING UP THE SONG FROM THE OMEN.

(LAUGHTER) ANYBODY LESS FORGIVING?

>>.

>> THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD AND SO SHAKY, AND THE OBAMA VISION HAS NOT WORKED AT ALL,

ZERO.

NOW AGAIN, IT'S ONLY BEEN SIX WEEKS, BUT IT ISN'T WORKING.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Jon: I MEAN COME ON, THE GUY'S HAD 42 DAYS TO BIGGEST THE BIGGEST FINANCIAL

CATASTROPHE IN HIS LIFETIME.

HE HAD HIS CHANCE.

BUT STILL 42 DAYS IS 42 DAYS.

ANYBODY WANT TO JUMP ON THE I HOPE HE FAILS BAND WAG ORNTION I DON'T KNOW, EIGHT

DAYS INTO HIS PRESIDENCY.

>> RUSH LIMBAUGH AS YOU KNOW,

GOVERNOR, HAS TAKEN A LOT OF HEAT FOR SAYING THAT HE DOES NOT WISH THIS PRESIDENT WELL.

>> RUSH IS PARTIALLY RIGHT,

AND I'M NOT GOING TO TRY AND PARS WORDS HERE BUT OF COURSE WE DON'T WANT FAILED

POLICIES TO SUCCEED.

>> Jon: I MEAN IT'S BEEN EIGHT DAYS.

WE'VE BEEN WAITING AN ENTIRE HANUKKAH FOR OBAMA TO SUCCEED.

I CAN'T BELIEVE HE HASN'T FIXED IN 8 DAYS WHAT

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