V-Jay Jay Day

  • Aired:  02/14/12
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Fox News' Liz Trotta believes that the Pentagon shouldn't be surprised by the 64% rise in violent sexual assault in the military since 2006. (3:16)

RIGHT?

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

YOU KNOW WE'VE HAD OUR FUN WITH

MR. SANTORUM AND HIS SOMEWHAT

ANTIQUATED VIEWS ON THE ROLES OF

WOMEN BUT IF YOU REALLY WANT

SOME CLEANED-OUT COBWEBS AND

DUST OFF OF SOMEONE'S VIEWS ON

GENDER, MEET FOX'S LIZ TROTTA

AND HEAR WHY SHE THINKS IT'S A

BAD IDEA FOR WOMEN TO SERVE

AMONGST MEN IN OUR MILITARY.

I WANT TO WARN THE MEN IN OUR

AUDIENCE, IF THERE ARE WOMEN IN

THE ROOM WHERE YOU'RE WATCHING

THIS, YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO

PROTECT THEM.

(LAUGHTER)

>> JUST A FEW WEEKS AGO THE

DEFENSE SECRETARY LEON PANETTA

COMMENTED ON A NEW PENTAGON

REPORT ON SEXUAL ABUSE IN THE

MILITARY.

AND THE REPORT SAYS THAT THERE'S

BEEN... SINCE 2006 A 64%

INCREASE IN VIOLENT SEXUAL

ASSAULTS.

NOW, WHAT DID THEY EXPECT?

THESE PEOPLE ARE IN CLOSE

CONTACT.

(AUDIENCE REACTS).

>> Jon: YOU KNOW THE ORIGINAL

BAILIFF FROM "NIGHT COURT" IS

RIGHT.

(LAUGHTER)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

SIMPLE MATH!

IT'S SIMPLE MATH!

IF YOU WANT TO MIX THE SEXES,

YOU CAN'T COMPLAIN ABOUT THE 64%

UPTICK IN VIOLENT SEXUAL ASSAULT

THAT WILL OCCUR.

YOU KNOW OLD SAYING, YOU CAN'T

MAKE A COED OMELET WITHOUT

RAPING A FEW EGGS.

(LAUGHTER)

WHY DID THE INTERNATIONAL HOUSE

OF PANCAKES EVER ABANDON THAT

SLOGAN, ANYWAY?

(LAUGHTER)

ANYWAY, THE ONLY WAY THIS WOMAN

COULD MAKE HER STATEMENT WORSE

IS TO SOMEHOW SUGGEST THAT

ADDRESSING THE PROBLEM OF SEXUAL

ASSAULT IN THE MILITARY IS

ACTUALLY A FEMINIST BOONDOGGLE.

SPOILER ALERT: SHE'S GONNA MAKE

IT WORSE.

>> IT'S STRICTLY BEEN A QUESTION

OF PRESSURE FROM THE FEMINISTS.

AND THE FEMINISTS HAVE ALSO

DIRECTED THEM, REALLY, TO SPEND

A LOT OF MONEY.

THEY HAVE SEXUAL COUNSELORS ALL

OVER THE PLACE.

VICTIMS' ADVOCATES.

SEXUAL RESPONSE COORDINATORS.

SO YOU HAVE THIS WHOLE

BUREAUCRACY UPON BUREAUCRACY

BEING BUILT UP WITH ALL KIND OF

LEVELS OF PEOPLE TO SUPPORT

WOMEN IN THE MILITARY WHO WERE

NOW BEING RAPED TOO MUCH.

(AUDIENCE REACTS)

(BOOS)

>> Jon: ARE YOU NOT

HORROR-TAINED?

RAPED TOO MUCH.

(LAUGHTER)

THINK ABOUT ALL THE MONEY THAT

WE'VE GOT TO SPEND TO HELP WOMEN

WHO ARE RAPED TOO MUCH.

(LAUGHTER)

THINK OF HOW MUCH CHEAPER IT

WOULD BE FOR ALL OF US IF THEY

WERE RAPED JUST THE RIGHT

AMOUNT.

(LAUGHTER)

BY THE WAY, IN CASE YOU WERE

WONDERING WHAT THIS PULLING ON

HER EAR WAS ALL ABOUT, SHE'S NOT

HAVING TROUBLE WITH HER EAR

PIECE, THAT IS HER BRAIN TRYING

TO ESCAPE.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

LOOK, LOOK, IF YOU'RE NOT GOING

TO LISTEN TO ME I'M JUST GOING

TO (BLEEP)ING LEAVE.

(LAUGHTER)

I'M GOING TO CRAWL OUT OF YOUR

SKULL AND LET YOU JUST

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