Indecision 2012 - Scared Mittless - Mitt Romney's Competitors

  • Aired:  10/27/11
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Mitt Romney has surveyed the Republican field and decided 23% is enough to beat any of those yahoos. (3:17)

>> Jon: ON A SUPERFICIAL

LEVEL, ROMNEY'S

SUPERFICIALIALITY WOULD

APPEAR TO BE A DETRIMENT IN

EVER MOVING BEYOND HIS 23%

BUT I BELIEVE HIS

SUPERFICIALIALITY IS THE KEY

TO HIS STRATEGY.

HE IS CLEARLY SURVEYED THE

REPUBLICAN FIELD AND DECIDED

I THINK 23%'S ENOUGH TO BEAT

ANY OF THESE YAHOO!s.

(LAUGHTER)

SEE RIGHT NOW HERMAN CAIN

SHOT UP FROM 8% TO THE MID

30s.

HE'S BEATING ROMNEY.

IS HE A LONG-TERM THREAT TO

MITT ROMNEY?

>> WE DON'T HAVE A --

>> IT'S GOK LECH CUTED.

>> ELECTRIFIED.

>> COULD GOING TO BE A SIGN

ON THE OTHER SIDE THAT SAYS

IT WILL KILL YOU.

>> AFRICAN-AMERICANS HAVE

BEEN BRAINWASHED.

>> SO YOU ARE SAYING ANY

COMMUNITY IF THEY WANT TO

BAN A MOSQUE.

>> YES, THEY HAVE THE RIGHT

TO DO THAT.

>> IF YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB

AND YOU ARE NOT RICH, BLAME

YOURSELF.

>> AND WOULD ASK ME WHO IS

THE PRESIDENT OF UBEKI BEKI

BEKI BEKI STANOZOLOL I AM

GOING TO SAY, YOU KNOW, I

DON'T KNOW.

>> Jon: AND YOU KNOW WHAT,

IF THEY WANT ME TO VISIT

CROATIA I'M GOING TO BE LIKE

HEY, WHAT KIND OF [BLEEP]

NAME IS THAT.

SPEAK ENGLISH OVER HERE.

(LAUGHTER)

THAT'S WHY ROMNEY DOESN'T

HAVE TO REALLY SAY ANYTHING.

HIS STRATEGY IN THE DEBATE

SHOULD JUST BE HEY, MAN, I'M

HERE BUT I CEDE MY TIME

WHICH BRINGS TO US RICK

PERRY.

GOVERNOR OF TEXAS ALWAYS

SEEMS TO BE POSING FOR A BOX

FOR JUST FOR MEN HAIR

COLORING.

(LAUGHTER)

HE'S DOWN IN THE POLLS--

(APPLAUSE)

HE'S DOWN IN THE POLLS

BECAUSE OF SOME POOR DEBATE

PERFORMANCES AND

QUESTIONABLE HUNTING GROUND

CHOICES.

(LAUGHTER)

SO HE'S GOT TWO CHOICES AT

THE BLACK JACK TABLE OF THE

ELECTION.

HIT OR STAY.

HERMAN CAIN OR ROMNEY.

WELL, WE'LL FIND OUT WHAT HE

CHOOSES WHEN HE INTRODUCES

HIS NEW TAX PLAN.

>> THE BEST REPRESENTATION

OF MY PLAN IS THIS-- .

>> Jon: OH, [BLEEP] GET DOWN

HE'S GOT A GUN.

(LAUGHTER)

>> THE BEST REPRESENTATION

IN MY PLAN IS THIS POSTCARD.

THIS IS THE SIZE OF WHAT

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.

YOU KNOW, CENTRAL TO MY PLAN

IS GETTING EVERY AMERICAN

THE OPTION OF A 20% FLAT TAX

ON THEIR INCOME.

>> Jon: HOLY SMOKES HE

DIDN'T JUST TAKE A HIT, HE

IS DOUBLING DOWN ON CAIN.

[BLEEP] WHAT'S HERMAN CAIN'S

PLAN, NINE-NINE-NINE, THAT'S

THREE DIGIT, RIGHT?

MY PLAN'S TWO DIGITS.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Jon: IT'S ON A POSTCARD.

GIVES ME ROOM TO STICK IT ON

ONE DIGIT AND STICK IT ON A

POST-IT NOTE.

HERE'S THE THING RICK PERRY

DOESN'T UNDERSTAND.

IN THE RACE TO BE THE

CRAZIEST THERE CAN BE ONLY

ONE.

AND NO ONE PUTS HERMAN IN A

CORNER.

♪ IMAGINE THERE'S NO PIZZA ♪

♪.

>> Jon: ALL OF WHICH BRINGS

TO US OUR NEW SEGMENT, OH MY

GOD HERMAN CAIN IS EITHER

GOING TO BE OUR NEXT

PRESID

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