Much Ado About Stuffing

  • Aired:  11/28/11
  •  | Views: 350,332

Fox News criticizes Barack Obama for leaving God out of his Thanksgiving address despite the fact that he didn't leave him out. (5:13)

WELCOME BACK.

AS YOU PROBABLY NOTICED, AS

YOU PROBABLY NOTICED WHILE YOU

WERE EATING THE TURKEY FIVE

DAYS AGO NEXT TO YOUR DRUNK

UNCLE, LAST THURSDAY WAS

THANKSGIVING.

A HOLIDAY THAT BRINGS WITH IT

ALL SORTS OF TRADITION

INCLUDING THE GREETING FROM

OUR COMMANDER IN CHIEF.

>> I'D LIKE TO WISH YOU A

HAPPY THANKSGIVING.

LIKE MILLIONS OF AMERICANS,

MICHELLE, MALIA, SASH A AND I

WILL SPEND THE DAY EATING

GREAT FOOD, WATCHING A LITTLE

FOOTBALL AND REFLECTING ON HOW

TRULY LUCKY WE ARE.

>> Jon: OH, YES.

VERY INSPIRING.

PERFECTLY FINE BLAND.

IT USUALLY GETS ABOUT 40,000

HITS ON YOU-TUBE OR AROUND

100,000 FEWER THAN THIS VIDEO

OF BABY PANDA SLEEPING.

AND TO ANSWER YOUR NEXT

QUESTION, NO, WE CAN'T JUST

WATCH THAT FOR THE REST OF THE

SHOW.

SO ANYWAY THANKSGIVING YOU-TUBE

ADDRESS ONE OF THOSE

PRESIDENTIAL ADDRESSS THAT ARE

DONE BY ROTE.

SPEAKING OF ROTE, UNTHINKING

BUSY WORK.

THE REACTION.

>> PRESIDENT OBAMA RUFFLED

QUITE A FEW FEATHERS ON TURKEY

DAY.

>> LEAVING GOD OUT OF

THANKSGIVING.

>> HE LEFT GOD OUT OF HIS

THANKSGIVING DAY ADDRESS.

>> WAS THAT A RELIGIOUS SLIGHT

OR OVERSIGHT?

>> HE'S A PRODUCT OF THE

SECULAR LEFT.

>> FORGET ABOUT HIS PERSONAL

BELIEFS, HE REPRESENTS THE

UNITED STATES.

>> SOMEONE SHOULD REMIND HIM

THE PILGRIMS CAME OVER TO HERE

TO CELEBRATE TO BE ABLE TO

RELIGIOUS FREEDOM AND THE

ABILITY TO WORSHIP GOD, RIGHT.

>> Jon: SOMEONE SHOULD REMIND

YOU THAT IF I RECALL MY GRADE

SCHOOL PAGEANTS CORRECTLY

THANKSGIVING WAS A BUNCH OF

PAGANS TEACHING RELIGIOUS

ZEALOTS OUT TO FARM.

IF WE'RE GOING TO BE THANKING

ANYBODY, YOU KNOW, SERIOUSLY

FAILING TO MENTION GOD IN YOUR

THANKSGIVING ADDRESS?

NOT A HUGE THANKSGIVING FOE

PASS.

I MEAN, YOU CAN UNDERSTAND IF

INSTEAD OF PARDONING TWO MALE

TURKEYS HE HAD MARRIED THEM.

OKAY?

AND THEN I COULD UNDERSTAND

FOX GETTING BENT OUT OF SHAPE.

I MEAN I GUESS IT'S A LITTLE

WEIRD THAT OBAMA IS THE FIRST

PRESIDENT EVER NOT TO MENTION

GOD IN HIS THANKSGIVING

ADDRESS.

>> PRESIDENT OBAMA ISN'T THE

ONLY COMMANDER IN CHIEF IN

RECENT HISTORY TO LEAVE GOD

OUT OF THANKSGIVING.

>> Jon: SO, WHAT?

>> TO BE FAIR LET'S TAKE A

LOOK AT THIS.

PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH

MENTIONED GOD IN SEVEN OUT OF

EIGHT ADDRESSES.

FORMER PRESIDENT CLINTON ONLY

MENTIONED GOD IN FOUR OUT OF

EIGHT.

>> Jon: WHO DID YOU MAKE LOOK

THAT (BEEP) ON A HOLIDAY

WEEKEND?

WHO DO YOU DO THAT TO?

PRESIDENTS CLINTON AND BUSH

BOTH HAD YEARS WHEN THEY

DIDN'T MENTION GOD EITHER.

>> WERB MENTION THAT PRESIDENT

OBAMA DID MENTION GOD IN HIS

WRITTEN THANKSGIVING

PROCLAMATION.

>> Jon: NOT ONLY IS OBAMA NOT

THE FIRST PERSON TO LEAVE GOD

OUT OF HIS THANKSGIVING

ADDRESS, HE DIDN'T EVEN DO

THAT.

HE LEFT IT IN HIS THANKSGIVING

ADDRESS JUST NOT THE ONE ON

YOU-TUBE.

AND FOR SOME REASON THAT

DIDN'T STOP FOX FROM

DISSECTING IT ON NO FEWER THAN

THREE OF ITS SHOWS INCLUDING

AT ONE POINT BRINGING IN A

PRIEST SO YOU COULD FIND OUT

WHAT GOD THINKS ABOUT ALL

THIS.

>> HE SAYS THAT LIKE MUCH OF

AMERICA, HE'S GOING TO SPEND

HIS THANKSGIVING DAY EATING

LOTS OF GOOD FOOD, WATCHING

SOME FOOTBALL, AND REFLECTING

ON HOW LUCKY WE ARE.

IT'S TAKING TIME TO REFLECT

ABOUT THE WONDERFUL BLESSINGS

THAT GOD HAS GIVEN TO US.

>> Jon: JOKE'S ON YOU.

PRESIDENT DOESN'T HAVE TO DO

WHAT A PRIEST TELLS HIM.

HE'S A MUSLIM.

( APPLAUSE )

LOOK, I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

THIS IS ABOUT TURNING

THANKSGIVING INTO ANOTHER

CHRISTIAN PERSECUTION CULTURE

WAR TYPE THINGS.

DON'T YOU DO IT.

DON'T YOU DO THAT TO

THANKSGIVING.

I'LL GIVE YOU THE WAR ON

CHRISTMAS.

WE ARE (BEEP).

I'LL GIVE YOU THAT.

THIS IS ALL JEWS HAVE LEFT.

THANKSGIVING IS MY FAVORITE

HOLIDAY.

NAME ANOTHER HOLIDAY WHERE YOU

CAN GET DRUNK AROUND YOUR KIDS

BY 2:00 p.m.

YOU CAN'T.

FOURTH OF JULY, YOU CAN'T DO

IT THERE.

YOU HAVE TO PACE YOURSELF FOR

THE FIREWORKS.

THANKSGIVING THE WHOLE THING

IS OVER BY 5:00 p.m.

YOU PASS OUT ON THE COUCH

TALKING ABOUT THE RETURN OF

THE LINEBACKER.

THAT'S THE THANKSGIVING WE

IT'S THE ONE HOLIDAY WHERE

EVERYONE CAN JUST RELAX UNTIL

NOW.

TURNS IT INTO A EXCUSE AN OF

(BEEP) LIKE THIS.

>> I LIKE TO START OFF BY

MAY... IF I MAY, UNLIKE

PRESIDENT OBAMA WHO FAILED TO

MENTION GOD DURING HIS

THANKSGIVING DAY PROCLAMATION,

I WOULD ACTUALLY LIKE TO SAY I

THANK MY LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS

CHRIST FOR ANOTHER DAY OF

FREEDOM IN THE GREATEST

COUNTRY IN THE HISTORY OF THE

WORLD.

>> Jon: WHEN DID FOX BECOME

THE 700 CLUB?

YOU KNOW WHAT?

(BEEP).

LET'S JUST WATCH THE PANDAS

FOR THE REST OF THE SHOW.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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