National French Fry Day

  • Aired:  07/13/11
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With obesity rates climbing rapidly, Americans must mend their double down ways before they can't locate their genitals. (2:29)

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> Jon: GOOD NEWS.

WHAT IS HAPPENING?

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

WE'VE STILL GOT -- GREAT NEWS WE

STILL 45 MINUTES TO TAKE PART IN

ONE OF AMERICA'S PROUDEST

TRADITIONS.

>> AN OLD FAVORITE BEING

CELEBRATED TODAY.

IT'S NATIONAL FRENCH FRY DAY.

>> Jon: NATIONAL FRENCH FRY

DAY!

TIME TONE JOY THE GOLDEN CRISPS

THAT WE ENJOY.

IT'S FOLLOWED TOMORROW BY

NATIONALLY LOOSE BOWEL MOVEMENT

DAY.

>> EVERY STATE BUT ONE COLORADO

NOW HAVE OBESITY RATES OVER 20%.

A DOZEN STATES MOSTLY IN THE

SOUTH HAVE EVEN TOPPED 30%.

>> THOSE NUMBERS ARE ASTOUNDING.

IT'S JUST -- IT'S HUGE.

IT'S A HUGE SIGNAL.

>> Jon: I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S A

HUGE SIGNAL.

A BUILT FOR COMFORT SIGNAL.

HERE IS HOW IT'S GOTTEN SO BAD

SO FAST.

JUST 20 YEARS AGO NOT A SINGLE

STATE HAD AN OBESITY RATE ABOVE

50%.

TODAY 38 STATES ARE ABOVE 258%.

MEANING AMERICA'S ONLY GROWTH

INDUSTRY IS GROWTH.

>> CHALK IT UP TO BIG PORTIONS

AND COUCH POTATOES.

>> WE'RE EATING LESS NUTRITION

FOOD.

>> HOW ABOUT THE BACON NATEOR

DOUBLE KNEEL WEIGHS IN AT 2332

CALORIES.

>> Jon: THAT'S THE PROBLEM

WE'VE WEAPONNIZED OUR FOOD.

ISN'T THERE A COMPREHENSIBLE

THEORY THAT MAKES IT SOUND LIKE

IT'S NOT OUR FAULT.

>> THINK OBESITY WILL TURN OUT

TO BE ENVIRONMENTAL RELATED.

I THINK THE PEPTIDE COMPOSITION

OF PEOPLE HAS CHANGED.

I THINK THERE'S REALLY

INTERESTING UNPUBLISHED

RESEARCH --

[LAUGHTER]รงรณ

>> Jon: ARE YOU SAYING IT'S US

EATING ENVIRONMENT PEPTIDE

MUTATION CRUNCH THAT IS CAUSING

THIS?

WE EITHER MEND OUR DOUBLE DOWN

WAYS OR WE END UP SO OBESE WE

STOP REPRODUCING BECAUSE WE

CAN'T LOCATE OUR GENITALS.

I THINK IT TAKES A NEW

GENERATION OF AMERICANS.

>> AT MORE THAN 16 POUNDS

MICHAEL BROWN COULD BE THE

LARGEST BABY BORN IN TEXAS.

>> Jon: WE'RE GOING NEED A

BI

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