Bill O'Reilly Gets Mean

  • Aired:  05/13/13
  •  | Views: 61,234

Bill O'Reilly dismisses a study on diplomatic attacks during the Bush administration and casts aspersions on Jon's Internet browsing habits. (2:39)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

>> Jon: WELCOME TO "THE DAILY

SHOW"!

MY NAME IS JON STEWART.

WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU

TONIGHT.

OUR GUEST TONIGHT: J.J. ABRAMS

IS GOING TO BE JOINING US.

HE'S THE GUY IN CHARGE OF THE

NEWEST "STAR TREK" MOVIE COMING

OUT.

SOON HE'LL BE IN CHARGE OF THE

"STAR WARS" MOVIES AND YET FOR

SOME REASON ALL OF MY QUESTIONS:

WHY DID FELICITY CUT HER SNARE

WHY?

(LAUGHTER)

THURSDAY NIGHT I CAUGHT FLAK A

T.V. HUSBAND AND WEEKEND SQUASH

PARTNER BILL O'REILLY.

(LAUGHTER)

I WAS TALKING ABOUT CONGRESS' ON

GOING BENGHAZI FREAKOUT AND I

HAPPENED TO CITE A UNIVERSITY OF

MARYLAND STUDY THAT, IN THE BUSH

YEARS, U.S. DIPLOMATIC TARGETS

WERE ATTACKED 54 TIMES WITH 13

AMERICAN DEATHS.

DID THOSE SITUATIONS SUFFER FROM

THE SAME POOR INTERAGENCY

MUNICIPALCATION, SUBSTANDARD

SECURITY MEASURES OR GENERAL

LACK OF ACCOUNTABILITY AS THE

BENGHAZI SITUATION?

WHO THE HELL KNOWS?

BECAUSE, FOR ALL 54 INSTANCES

THERE WERE ONLY THREE

CONGRESSIONAL HEARINGS.

WELL -- BLAH.

BUT YOUNG WILLIAM THOUGHT OUR

STUDY NEEDED MORE STUDY.

>> WHEN YOU STUDY THE STUDY YOU

FIND THAT MANY OF THE CITED

ATTACKS OCCURRED IN IRAQ DURING

THE WAR.

>> Jon: BAH!

(LAUGHTER)

WELL, THAT IS TRUE IF BY "MANY"

YOU MEAN EIGHT.

(LAUGHTER)

EIGHT OUT OF 54.

HOW IS THAT "MANY"?

I MEAN, BY THAT MATH YOU, BILL

O'REILLY, HAVE MANY VIEWERS WHO

ARE NOT BEDRIDDEN AND

CATHETERIZED.

(LAUGHTER)

AND BY THE WAY, I'M SURE

ATTACKING DIPLOMATIC TARGETS IN

IRAQ STILL COUNTS AS AN ATTACK

BUT HERE'S WHERE MY FRIEND JUST

GOT MEAN.

>> JON STEWART APPARENTLY GOT

HIS INFORMATION FROM THE FAR

LEFT WEB SITES MEDIA MATTERS AND

THE DAILY KOS.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Jon: I DO NOT!

LOOK AT MY BROWSER HISTORY!

JUST LOOK AT IT!

(LAUGHTER)

DO YOU SEE DAILY KOS OR MEDIA

MATTERS IN THERE?

(LAUGHTER)

MOSTLY SIDE-BOB RELATED SITES

AND A IT WILL -T ESPN.

(LAUGHTER)

ACTUALLY, WE DID GET OUR INFO

STRAIGHT IF THE UNIVERSITY OF

MARYLAND'S NATIONAL CONSORTIUM

FROM THE STUDY OF TERRORISM AND

RESPONSES TO TERRORISM, AN

OUTFIT SO RELIABLE IT WAS CITED

BY A CERTAIN foxnews.com.

SO, BOOM, BY THE WAY, THAT

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