2 Broken Guys

  • Aired:  01/30/14
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Toronto crack Mayor Rob Ford sends a violent message to a local prisoner and Justin Bieber assaults a limo driver, but it's Stanford grad Richard Sherman who scares the media. (3:55)

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>> Jon: WELCOME BACK.

SO WHILE THIS COUNTRY DIGS OUTFROM RECORD SNOWS AND COLD, OUR

NEIGHBORS TO THE NORTH IN WHATTHEY CALL CANADA ARE BATTLING

TROUBLES OF THEIR OWN.

>> BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THINGSKEEP GETTING WORSE FOR TORONTO

MAYOR ROB FORD.

>> Jon: BELIEVE IT OR NOT THEYARE GETTING WORSE?

BELIEVE IT OR NOT?

I HAVE NEVER HEARD ANYTHING MOREBELIEVABLE IN MY LIFE.

IT WOULD BE MORE SURPRISING TOHEAR BELIEVE IT NOT ROB FORD IS

INTRODUCING A NEW FRAGRANCE ORBELIEVE IT OR NOT I READ AN

INTERESTING PIECE IN THE NEWYORKER BY ROB FORD OR BELIEVE IT

OR NOT WHEN I GO AWAY, I HAVEROB FORD WATCH MY CHILDREN.

WHAT DID SIR SMOKES A LOT OFCRACK DO NOW?

>> THE CRACK SMOKER SUED FORALLEGEDLY HAVING HIS SISTER'S

EXBOYFRIEND BEATEN UP IN PRISON.

>> Jon: WELL, THEY SOUND LIKEA LOVELY FAMILY.

[LAUGHTER]BEATEN UP IN PRISON?

WHAT IS ROB FORD TRYING TO TAKECONTROL OF THE CELLBLOCK BEFORE

HIS INEVITABLE ARRIVAL.

SURPRISING FORESIGHT FROM THEMAN THE CANADIAN MEDIA HAS

OFFICIALLY DUBBED CRACK MAYORROB FORD.

WHAT POSSIBLE REASON DID HE HAVETO WANT HIS SISTER'S

EXBOYFRIEND TO BE BEATEN UP INPRISON.

>> ACCORDING TO THE SUIT TO KEEPHIM QUIET ABOUT FORD'S ABUSE OFDRUGS

AND ALCOHOL.

>> Jon: YES, IF NOT FOR HIMHOW WOULD WE EVER HAVE LEARNED

ABOUT HIS DRUG AND ALCOHOLABUSE?

HE HAS DONE SUCH A GOOD JOB ONKEEPING IT ON WHAT WE CALL THE

DL.

>> YES, I HAVE SMOKED CRACKCOCAINE.

>> MIMED ANOTHER COUNCILMANDRIVING DRUNK.

(bleep).

>> I WILL (bleep) (bleep)MONEY, MONEY, IT SAID I WANTED

TO EAT (bleep).

I NEVER SAID THAT IN MY LIFE TOHER.

I'M HAPPILY MARRIED.

I HAVE MORE THAN ENOUGH TO EATAT HOME.

[LAUGHTER]>> Jon: I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO

FIND OUT.

[ LAUGHTER ]I HAVE SUBSTANCE ISSUES.

HEY IT'S ROB FORD YOU EXPECTTHIS SORT OF THING FROM HIM.

>> POP STAR JUSTIN BIEBER ISCHARGED WITH ASSAULT IN CANADA.

BIEBER IS ACCUSED OF BEATINGA LIMO DRIVER IN THE HEAD LAST

MONTH.

[ LAUGHTER ]>> Jon: LET ME SEE IF I CAN

REENACT THAT SCENE.

>> IS THE TEMPERATURE OKAY BACKTHERE?

YEAH, YEAH, I WANT THEATMOSPHERE LIGHTS ON AHHHHH!

ALL RIGHT I'M GOING TO PUT THEPRIVACY SHIELD UP.

[LAUGHTER]>> Jon: WHAT THE (bleep) IS

GOING ON IN CANADA.

>> BAD BOYS OF CANADA, JUSTINBIEBER AND ROB FORD.

>> TALKING ABOUT JUSTIN BIEBERSCANDAL.

>> WE LOVE FORD A LITTLE BIT.

>> YOU HAVE ROB FORD AND JUSTINBIEBER IN THE SAME TOWN.

HOW ARE THEY GOING TO MANAGETHAT?

♪ >> Jon: IT'S A LITTLE JOKE.

THEY ARE JUST A COUPLE OFPLAYFUL SCAMPS ACCUSED OF

COMMITTING MAJOR FELONIES.

IT'S NOT LIKE THEY SAID THINGSLOUDLY IN A POST GAMECELEBRATORY

INTERVIEW.

>> ACCORDING TO DEADSPIN THE DAYAFTER SHERMAN'S INTERVIEW THE

WORD THUG WAS USED 625 TIMES ONTELEVISION.

>> Jon: HE IS A THUG.

THE THUGS ARE NOT THE DUDESACCUSED OF ACTUAL VIOLENT CRIMESIT'S

THE STANFORD EDUCATEDCORNERBACK WHO TALKED TOO LOUD.

I CAN'T HELP BUT ASSUME IT'S DUETO A DEEP SYSTEMIC BIAS AGAINST

SEATTLE.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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