C#@k-Blocked Roundup - Tim Pawlenty & Herman Cain

  • Aired:  06/09/11
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Tim Pawlenty makes the case for straight talk, and Herman Cain offers real solutions to fictional issues. (2:39)

I THINK I HEAR FROM THE

AUDIENCE WE GOT TIME FOR ONE

MORE SPIN.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

HELP, HELP, HELP, OH, WHY,

STOP, I'M STARTING TO FEEL

GOOD, OH, NEVER MIND,OUT,OUT,OUT

WHY, WHY, HELP, HELP, HELP,

OH, GOD,OUT,OUT OH!, OH!

>> INDECISION.

GAMES OF CHANCE, WHAT ARE

YOU GOING TO DO?

REP CANS RUNNING FOR THAT

PARTY'S CONTINUE TO TRY TOS

WE ARE WELL ANTHONY WHEEP

ENARY CONTROL OF THE NEWS

CYCLE.

SOME CANDIDATES ARE MAKING

THE CASE FOR STRAIGHT TALK.

>> I'M WILLING TO TELL

AMERICANS THE HARD TRUTH.

I WENT TO IOWA AND SAID WE

NEED TO FACE OUT FEDERAL

ETHANOL SUBSIDIES.

I WENT TO FLORIDA AND SAID

WE NEED TO RAISE THE

RETIREMENT AGE FOR THE NEXT

GENERATION.

I WENT TO NEW YORK CITY AND

TOLD WALL STREET THAT THE

ERA OF BAILOUTS, CARVEOUTS

AND HANDOUTS HAD TO END.

>> Jon: I WENT TO WISCONSIN

AND I SAID EVERYONE HERE

NEEDS TO LOSE LIKE 20 TO 25

POUNDS.

I WENT TO IDAHO AND I TOLD

THEM, POTATOES ARE NOTHING

BUT WHITE TRASH YAMS.

(LAUGHTER)

>> TO SAVE TIME, INSTEAD OF

GOING TO MASSACHUSETTS I

JUST STEPPED IN DOG [BLEEP].

BOOM!

WHO'S UP NEXT.

BOOM!

OH MY GOD, I ALMOST CUT MY

HAND ON THE [BLEEP] WHEEL.

(APPLAUSE)

>> THAT IS WHEN YOU KNOW YOU

GOT ISSUES, BABY.

CAN'T EVEN SEE IT ANY MORE.

WHILE PAWLENTY GETS US TO

FACE THE PROBLEM INSIDE US

CANDIDATE KANE OFFERS REAL

SOLUTIONS TO FIXAL ISSUES.

>> DON'T TRY ASK WHAT IT

DOESN'T HURT-- YOU DIDN'T --

WE WAS TOO BUSY TRYING TO

LIVE.

SEND OUR KIDS TO SCHOOL.

THAT'S WHY I ONLY ALLOW-- YOU

DON'T HAVE TIME TO READ THAT

ONE.

>> WILL BE THREE PAGES.

IF I AM PRESIDENT, TREATIES

WILL HAVE TO FIT ON THE BACK

OF A SERIAL BOX.

FROM NOW ON THE STATE OF THE

UNION ADDRESS WILL BE

DELIVERED IN THE FORM OF A

FORTUNE COOKIE.

I AM HER MAN KANE AND I DO

NOT LIKE TO READ.

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