The Wangover Part II

  • Aired:  06/13/11
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Nancy Pelosi calls on Anthony Weiner to resign, while Charlie Rangel defends the embattled elected official. (4:44)

>> Jon: WELCOME BACK TO THE

SHOW.

THANK YOU FOR JOINING US.

IT IS THE SECOND ACT OF OUR

PROGRAM.

SO OF COURSE IT'S TIME ONCE

AGAIN TO PLAY EVERYONE'S

FAVORITE NEW GAME.

WHERE IN THE WORLD IS

ANTHONY WEINER'S PENIS.

>> TMZ OBJECTED PHOTOGRAPHS

HE APPARENTLY SHOT OF

HIMSELF IN THE MEMBER'S ONLY

HOUSE GYM.

THEY APPEAR TO BE SHOT WITH

HIS BLACKBERRY WHILE HE

POSED IN FRONT OF A MIRROR.

SENT TO AT LEAST ONE WOMAN

OVER THE INTERNET.

>> Jon: HIS PENIS WENT TO

THE GYM.

HOW EXCITING.

NOT THAT IT NEEDED A

WORKOUT.

I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE.

OH S THAT-- REALLY, THAT'S

THE PICTURE?

(LAUGHTER)

>> Jon: SO THE NEWEST WORK

IN WEINER'S SELF-PORTRAIT,

HIS BLACKBERRY SNAPSHOT

HIGHLIGHTING THE SMOOTHNESS

OF HIS ODD HAIRLESS FORM IN

THE CONGRESSIONAL GYMNASIUM.

AT LEAST AT MYTH THIS HE

DIDN'T HAVE TO GO INTO WORK

LAST WEEK.

THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES

WAS IN RECESS.

OF COURSE NOW IT'S THIS

WEEK.

>> MEANWHILE HE AVOIDS A

VERY UNCOMFORTABLE RETURN TO

CAPITOL HILL BY TAKING WHAT

HE IS CALLING A SHORT LEAVE

OF ABSENCE.

>> WEINER SAYS HE WILL

RECEIVE PROFESSIONAL

TREATMENT DURING HIS TIME

AWAY.

HE WAS NOT VERY CLEAR ABOUT

WHAT HE NEEDS HELP FOR.

>> Jon: REALLY?

(LAUGHTER)

NOT VERY CLEAR ABOUT WHAT HE

NEEDS HELP FOR.

CAN WE SEE THE PICTURE AGAIN

PLEASE?

I'M GOING TO GO WITH ALLOW

PIECIA.

-- ALOPECIA.

THE DUDE HAS GOT NO HAIR

ANYWHERE.

HE'S LIKE A JEWISH BARBIE

DOLL.

NEW YORKERS HAD NO IDEA THEY

WERE BEING REPRESENTED BY

POWDER.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Jon: SERIOUSLY, MAN, JEWS,

WE'RE JEWS.

WHEN YOU LOOK AT OUR PUBIC

HAIR IT SHOULD LOOK LIKE

EWOKS SHOULD BE IN THERE.

(LAUGHTER)

THAT'S RIGHT.

THE FOLIAGE IN MY PUBIC HAIR

IS LIKE THE PLANET ENDORE,

THAT IS WHAT I'M SUGGESTING.

OBVIOUSLY REPUBLICANS ARE

BULGING OVER WEINER'S

TROUBLES BUT-- WHAT ABOUT

THE FELLOW DEMOCRATS?

>> NANCY PELOSI ISSUED A

STATEMENT CALLING ON WEINER

TO SEEK TREATMENT AND

RESIGN.

QUOTE I URGE CONGRESSMAN

WEINER TO SEEK THAT HELP

WITHOUT THE PRESSURES OF

BEING A MEMBER OF CONGRESS.

>> I DON'T SEE HOW CAN

PROCEED AND EFFECTIVELY

REPRESENT HIS CONSTITUENTS.

>> Jon: REALLY, YOU ARE JUST

TRYING TO REPRESENT HIS

CONSTITUENCY.

PICTURES OF HIMSELF AT THE

GYM, THE MAIN EXPORT.

NOW BY THE WAY, I KNOW HE IS

LIKE FROM JERSEY.

NO ONE IN WASHINGTON STEP IN

TO DEFEND THIS EMBATTLED

ELECTED OFFICIAL.

WILL ANYONE?

ANYONE-- OH MY GOD!

IT'S CHARLIE RANGEL, THE

SAME CONGRESSMAN CONVICTED

OF 11 ETHICS CHARGES IN 2010

AND STILL GOT RE-ELECTED TO

HIS 21st TERM.

>> HE WASN'T GOING WITH

PROSTITUTES.

HE WASN'T GOING OUT WITH

LITTLE BOYS.

HE WASN'T GOING INTO MEN'S

ROOM WITH BROAD STANCES.

>> Jon: I MEAN YOU SHOULD

SEE SOME OF THE [BLEEP] I'VE

DONE.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Jon: FORGET-- FORGET

ABOUT THE TAX PROBLEMS AND

THE-- I WANT [BLEEP] A

PENGUIN ON TIP O'NEILL'S

DESK.

TRUE.

TRUE STORY.

AND I'M STILL HERE.

LIKE GUM ON THE BOTTOM OF

YOUR SHOE.

YOU'LL NEVER GET RID OF ME.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Jon: BY THE WAY, A SHOE

THAT I HAVE HAD SEX WITH.

BY THE WAY, CHARLIE RANGEL

MAY BE THE ONLY CONGRESSMAN

WHO SAID I CONDITION NOT SAY

WITH CERTITUDE THAT THAT IS

MY PENIS, I WOULD BELIEVE

HIM.

IS IT--

(APPLAUSE)

>> Jon: IS IT MY PENIS OR IS

IT MY BUTTOCKS.

OR IS IT A PICTURE OF SOME

TYPE OF PENIS BUTTOCKS

HYBRID.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Jon: MEANWHILE OUTSIDE

CONGRESSMAN WEINER'S OFFICE

HIS CONSTITUENTS CALMLY

DELATE -- DEBATED THE MERITS

OF THEIR CONGRESSMAN TO STAY

IN OFFICE.

>> HOW DO I KNOW --

>> EVERYBODY IS RIGHT AT

SOME POINT-- EVERYBODY LIED

AT SOME POINT.

>> Jon: EVERYBODY'S LIED AT

SOME POINT.

FROM HIS SUPPORTERS.

THIS IS THE KIND OF ETHICAL

LEVEL WE NOW DEMAND FROM OUR

LEADERS.

HEY, LOOK, THEY'RE ALL

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