Bill O'Reilly

  • Aired:  05/22/13
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Fox News' Bill O'Reilly addresses the IRS scandal, Muslim profiling, and the Justice Department's crackdown on reporters. (8:04)

>> Jon: WELCOME BACK.

MY GUEST TONIGHT THE

HOST-OF-THE-FOX NEWS CHANNEL'S

"THE O'REILLY FACTOR."

HIS NEW BOOK IS CALLED "KEEP IT

PITHY: USEFUL OBSERVATIONS IN A

TOUGH WORLD."

PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE

PROGRAM, BILL O'REILLY.

( APPLAUSE )

I THINK I'M RIGHT ABOUT THAT.

WHAT'S UP, MAN?

>> YOU KNOW, JUST THE USUAL.

FOX NEWS CORRESPONDENTS GETTING

ARRESTED.

THEY'RE LOOTING THE BUILDING

OVER THERE.

>> Jon: FINALLY, YOU ARE

RECOGNIZED AS THE ENEMY OF THE

STATE YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN.

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

>> Jon: I HESITATE TO SAY

THIS, BUT, BOY, IS THAT A

TROUBLING SCANDAL.

I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THIS

IS, BUT IT APPEARS THAT THE

DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE IS REALLY

OVER-REACHING WITH JOURNALISTS.

AND THAT IS UPSETTING.

>> JAMES ROSE SEWN HIS WAY TO

GUANTANAMO NOW.

>> Jon: DO YOU HAVE TO PAY

FOR THE JUMPSUIT?

>> I DO.

>> Jon: IT IS YOUR FIFTH

BOOK THIS MONTH.

I SWEAR TO GOD--

>> THEY'RE ALL ON THE BESTSELLER

LIST.

>> Jon: I FEEL LIKE STEPHEN

KING LOOKS AT YOU AND GOES,

"SLOW DOWN, BUDDY."

>> THEY JUST COME OUT.

THIS IS A COMPILATION OF ALL THE

WISDOM THAT HAS COME OUT OF THE

"FACTOR."

SET YOU UP FOR THAT.

>> Jon: IS THAT ALL ALL THE

WISDOM?

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

HOW IS IT GOING OVER THERE?

SO, SO, FOR 55 YEARS.

>> YEAH.

>> Jon: YOU'RE ALWAYS ON

RED ALERT.

THE PRESIDENT SAY SOCIALIST.

HE IS DESTROYING THE COUNTRY.

YOU'RE THROWING EVERYTHING

AGAINST THE WALL, TRYING TO--

MUSLIMS AND THINGS.

THE MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD.

YOU FINALLY HAVE A FEW THINGS

THAT REALLY LOOK WORTH

INVESTIGATING.

>> RIGHT.

>> Jon: IS IT-- IS IT JOY?

IS IT SEXUAL AROUSAL?

LIKE-- WHAT IS-- WHAT IS THE

FEELING OVER THERE?

>> LOOK-- I HAVE BEEN TOO EASY

ON THE MAN, AND NOW I'M IT'S

REAL PEOPLE DON'T LIKE HIM.

"I TOLD YOU!"

THEY'RE GIVING THAT TO ME.

>> Jon: I KNOW.

>> AND THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS

BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE THE

PRESIDENT JUST SIMPLY DOESN'T

KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON WITHIN HIS

NRGZ.

>> Jon: DON'T YOU THINK

THEY'RE TRYING TO MAKE A PLACE

FOR PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY.

>> OF COURSE.

AND I SAID THAT TODAY.

THAT'S NOT ONLY IN POLITICS BUT

IN CORPORATIONS AS WELL.

KEEP IT AWAY FROM HIM, THIS AND

THAT.

BUT THE PRESIDENT SETS A TONE.

LIKE YOU SET A TONE FOR THIS

PROGRAM.

>> Jon: I APPRECIATE THAT.

THAT'S VERY KIND OF YOU.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

WHAT IS IT-- THE ONE-- THE

I.R.S. ONE, DO YOU FEEL LIKE

CONSERVATIVES WERE CLEARLY

SINGLED OUT, BASED ON THEIR

POLITICAL BELIEVES?

>> NO.

IT WAS-- IT'S WHAT THEY ATE FOR

DINNER.

COME ON, OF COURSE THEY DID.

TEA PARTY DOES VERY WELL IN THE

MIDTERMS, RIGHT?

DO THE MATH.

TEA PARTY IS GETTING MOMENTUM.

THEY DO VERY WELL.

THE PRESIDENT LOSES THE HOUSE.

BUM-BUM-BUM.

SO ALL OF A SUDDEN HIS GUYS

START TO SAY WE HAVE TO TAKE

CARE OF THE TEA PARTY.

WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO TAKE CARE

OF THEM?

SCARE THEM A LITTLE BIT.

AND THEN IT TAKES ON A LIFE OF

ITS OWN.

THIS IS SPECULATION BUT IT'S

EDUCATED SPECULATION, BECAUSE

THIS IS WHAT I THINK HAPPENED.

>> YOU'RE PULLING IT OUT OF YOUR

BUTT.

OH, I'M SORRY, LENNY.

>> Jon: THE HAND MOTION IS

LOWER BUT IT'S FINE.

SO THE FEEL OVER THERE, THAT

THIS--

>> OVER WHERE?

>> Jon: WHERE YOU WORK?

>> WHERE I WORK.

SAY THE WORD.

>> Jon: UHTHE--

>> SAY IT.

WHERE DO I WORK?

>> Jon: WHAT IS THE SHAH'S

SECRET POLICE ORGANIZATION?

WHAT IS THAT?

SO YOU'RE OVER THERE.

>> I'M OVER THERE IN HELL.

>> Jon: IN HELL, RIGHT.

I'LL SAY THE ORGANIZATION,

SORON.

AND-- SO THERE'S THE SENSE THEY

HAVE BEEN SINGLED OUT PURELY

BECAUSE OF THEIR POLITICAL

BELIEFS.

TO BE PROFILED LIKE THAT.

>> RIGHT.

>> Jon: IT MUST BE VERY

UPSET.

>> WELL, WE SET BONFIRES AND

HOMES LIGHT UP.

>> Jon: JUST TO BE LUMPED

IN WITH PEOPLE BASED SOLELY ON

ONE FACTOR, IS UNFAIR, I GUESS

IS WHAT I'M SAYING.

IT'S UNFAIR.

>> YEAH.

>> Jon: IT WOULD BE LIKE--

LET'S SAY SOMEBODY COMMITTED AN

ACT OF TERROR, AND WE TOOK THEIR

WHOLE RELIGION.

>> RIGHT.

>> Jon: AND WE LUMPED THEM

ALL IN FOR SPECIAL SINGLING OUT.

>> THAT'S A VERY INTERESTING

ANALOGY.

SO, A, ACT OF TERROR, NOT 14,600

ACTS OF TERROR, ALL RIGHT.

>> Jon: WELL.

>> I'M JUST DOING THE MATH HERE.

IF THEY KEEP MOUNTING UP, MAYBE

YOU DO A LITTLE PROFILING,

MAYBE.

>> Jon: SO YOU'RE OKAY WITH

PROFILING AS LONG AS--

>> ONCE IT GETS OVER 14,000 ACTS

OF TERROR, I THINK WE WANT TO

MOVE IN A LITTLE.

>> Jon: ALL RIGHT.

SO 14,000 IS THE LIMIT.

>> YOU LEAVE THE BULGARIANS

EXPLOON GO INTO THE MIDDLE EAST.

>> Jon: HOW MANY SHOOTINGS

ARE IN THIS COUNTRY?

>> IN THIS COUNTRY?

>> Jon: YES.

>> EVERY YEAR?

I'M NOT SURE, HOW MANY.

>> Jon: 30,000 BETWEEN

HOMICIDE AND SUICIDE.

DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD START

PROFILING?

>> OF WHO?

DEAD PEOPLE?

>> Jon: THE PEOPLE WITH THE

GUN.

IT RAISED ABOVE YOURñr 14,000

INCIDENT THRESHOLD IS WHAT I'M

SAYING.

>> HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO PROFILE

THEM?

WHAT GROUP DO YOU WANT TO ZERO

IN ON, ON THE GUN CRIME.

FOX VIEWERS.

>> Jon: IS THAT TOO BROAD.

>> NO, I KNOW.

I HAVE ONE QUESTION FOR YOU-- DO

WE HAVE TIME FOR ONE QUESTION.

>> Jon: WE HAVE TIME FOR

MANY.

>> DID THEY FIRE YOU HERE?

>> GL WHAT!

>> ARE YOU GONE?

>> Jon: NO, I'M LEAVING IN

A COUPLE OF WEEKS.

I'M GOING TO A MISSION.

>> I HEARD YOU'RE GOING TO

DIRECT SOME WEREWOLF MOVIE OR

SOMETHING.

>> Jon: I'VE JOINED THE

MORMON CHURCH.

AND-- IT'S REQUIRED THAT YOU GO

AWAY FOR 10 WEEKS.

>> AND YOU HAVE TO PROSELYTIZE.

>> Jon: WOULD YOU MISS ME?

>> I WOULD.

I WAS SHOCKED --

>> YOU HAVE GREAT AFFECTION FOR

ME.

I DID NOT GET FIRED.

>> WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

>> Jon: I'M GOING TO THE

MIDDLE EAST.

>> TO THE MIDDLE EAST.

AND SET UP AN EXCHANGE PROGRAM

WITH-- IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE GOING

TO DO GR I'M SETTING UP A

CHARITY.

I'M SURE IT WILL BE FINE.

IT WILL BE ABOVE BOARD.

>> BUT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE

HERE.

WHO WILL BE HERE?

>> Jon: A YOUNG MAN NAMED

JOHN OLIVER.

A BRITISH GENTLEMAN.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

PEOPLE LOVE HIM.

YOU SHOULD-- YOU SHOULD COME IN

AND CHECK UP ON ME.

>> IS HE A MUSLIM, OLIVER?

YOU'RE BRINGING IN A MUSLIM GUY.

>> Jon: THAT'S RIGHT, I'M

BRING NAIG MUSLIM.

>> IF YOU REALLY WERE SINCERE,

YOU WOULD.

>> Jon: WHAT? !

>> IF YOU REALLY CARED ABOUT THE

MUSLIM COMMUNITY, YOU'D BRING IN

A SUBSTITUTE MUSLIM HOST!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

LET'S CALL IT FOR WHAT IT IS!

PUT UP OR SHUT UP!

STEWART.

( LAUGHTER )

>> Jon: YOU KNOW, IT HURTS

ME TO SAY THIS, BUT SOME OF THE

E-MAILS THAT THE DEPARTMENT OF

JUSTICE IS FINDING FOR FOX NEWS

IS PROBABLY BETWEEN YOU AND I.

( LAUGHTER )

>> I'D DELETE THEM RIGHT AWAY.

>> Jon: AND I JUST WANT TO

SAY THAT I DID NOT KNOW THAT

THAT HANUKKAH CARD HAD

PORNOGRAPHIC IMAGES ON IT, AND I

APOLOGIZE SINCERELY FOR

BESMIRCHING YOUR SERVER.

NOW WHAT BOOK ARE YOU COMING OUT

WITH NEXT WEEK?

ARE WE ALMOST DONE WITH THIS

ALREADY?

>> THERE WON'T BE ANOTHER BOOK

FOR THREE MONTHS.

>> Jon: ARE YOU SERIOUS?

THREE MONTHS?

>> THREE MONTHS YOU'LL HAVE TO

WAIT.

AND THEN THE MY NEXT BOOK IS --

>> WHAT IS THE BOOK IN THREE

MONTHS?

>> HOW TO GET MORE MUSLIM

EXCHANGE STUDENTS.

>> Jon: YOU DON'T CARE.

HE DISTRIBUTE CARE.

"KEEP IT PITHY" IS ON THE

BOOKSHELVES NOW.

LOOK FOR IT NEXT TO THE 10 OTHER

( BLEEP ) BOOKS HE WRITES.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

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