Indecision 2012 - Old Men by the Sea Edition - Mitt Romney vs. Newt Gingrich

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At NBC's Florida primary debate, Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich get into a game of dickish one-upmanship over Fidel Castro's hypothetical death. (4:05)

>> Jon: WELCOME BACK.

LAST NIGHT THE REPUBLICAN

PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES HELD

THEIR 80 MILLIONTH DEBATE.

THIS TIME IN TAMPA BEFORE NEXT

WEEK'S FLORIDA PRIMARY.

IT WAS A NIGHT OF ONE

UPSMANSHIP.

IT WAS AN ISSUE VITAL TO THE

ISSUE OF COUNTRY OF FLORIDA.

>> LET'S SAY PRESIDENT ROMNEY

GETS THAT PHONECALL AND IT IS TO

SAY THAT FIDEL CASTRO HAS DIED.

>> Jon: WHAT FIDEL CASTRO IS

NOT DEAD YET?

I COULD HAVE SWORN THAT GUY

DIED -- DIDN'T NIXON GET THAT

CALL OR CARTER AT THE LATEST?

>> FIRST OF ALL YOU THANK

HEAVENS THAT FIDEL CASTRO HAS

BEEN SENT TO HIS MAKER AND SENT

TO ANOTHER LAND.

>> Jon: TO ANOTHER LAND?

ARE THEY SENDING CASTRO TO

NARNIA?

LAST THING WE NEED IS A

COMMUNIST DICTATOR WITH ACCESS

TO WITCHES.

>> I DON'T THINKIFIED DELL IS

GOING TO MEET HIS MAKER.

I THINK HE'S GOING TO ANOTHER

PLACE.

>> Jon: I GUESS THAT WOULD BE

MIDDLE EARTH.

[ LAUGHTER ]

DOESN'T SEEM TO BE ANY BETTER.

IF CASTRO GETS HIS HANDS ON --

WAY TO ONE UP ROMNEY THOUGH.

POINT GINGRICH.

WATCH ROMNEY REVEAL A PLAN TO

SOLVE THE FOREIGN POLICY CRISIS.

>> HOW DO YOU END A WAR IN

AFGHANISTAN WITHOUT TALKING TO

THE TALIBAN?

>> BY BEATING THEM.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jon: BY BEATING THEM IN

AFGHANISTAN.

RIGHT.

RIGHT NOW ALEXANDER THE GRAIT

GOING OH, BEATING THEM!

WHAT WAS I THINKING?

WHAT WAS I THINKING WITH THE

FREEZING TO DEATH AND THE --

[ LAUGHTER ]

ALL I NEEDED TO DO WAS BEAT THE

PEOPLE IN AFGHANISTAN.

[ LAUGHTER ]

THE IMPORTANT THING ABOUT LAST

NIGHT WAS IT SHOWED US A NEW

SIDE TO MITT ROMNEY.

GINGRICH GAINED MOMENTUM BY

BEING A BOMB THROWER.

ROMNEY LIKED IT.

>> THE SPEAKER WAS GIVEN AN

OPPORTUNITY TO BE THE LEADER OF

PARTY IN 1994.

HE RESIGNED IN DISGRACE.

HIS APPROVAL RATING WAS DONE TO

18%.

WE SUFFERED HISTORIC LOSSES

AFTER HIS FOUR YEARS IN OFFICE.

FREDDIE MAC WAS PAYING $1600,000

AT THE SAME TIME FREDDIE MAC WAS

COSTING THE PEOPLE OF FLORIDA

MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS OF

DOLLARS.

>> Jon: HOT OR NOT.COM RATING

THE SPEAKER A RESOUNDING NOT!

HERE IS THE THING ROMNEY HAS NO

IDEA WHO HE IS DEALING WITH.

YOU CAN'T BE A DICK TO GINGRICH.

HE IS A MASTER OF DICK-FU.

HE WILL USE HIS OPPONENTS

DICKNESSNESS AGAINST -- HE

STUDIED IN THE MOUNTAINS OF

TIBET WITH THE DICKY-LLAMA.

WATCH HIM AT WORK.

>> THERE'S A POINT IN THE DRAMA

WHERE IT GETS POINTLESSLY NASTY

AND THAT'S SAD.

>> Jon: MITT WAS A DICK TO HIM

SO ROMNEY HE IS THINKING HE WILL BE

A DICK BACK AND NOW MITT LOOKS

LIKE A TOTAL DICK.

NOW NEWT PROCEED PROID TO

(bleep) ON MITT FROM ABOVE.

>> HE WENT ON MAKE ALLEGES.

I'M NOT GOING TO SPEND THE

EVENING CHASE S GOFF NGO

ROMNEY'S MISINFORMATION.

WE'LL HAVE A SITE ON NEWT.ORG.

I DON'T WANT TO WASTE THE TIME

ON THE THEM.

>> Jon:S THAT CONTEMPT.

MY TIME IS VALUABLE.

I DON'T WANT TO WASTE IT

DESCRIBING THE WAYS MITT ROMNEY

IS A LIAR.

HE HAS LOST THE SUPPORT OF

GRANDCHILDREN AFTER GANG SUPPORT

THE ELDERLY.

HE WILL RECEIVE CALLS LIKE THIS

GARY, I CAN'T GET INTO NEWT $ORG

ON THE COMPUTER PHONE AND I ONLY

HAVE 166 MORE HOURS ON AMERICAN

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