Dixville Notch's Biggest Vote-Getter

  • Aired:  01/10/12
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The preliminary results of the traditional midnight primary vote held in Dixville Notch, NH, are in. (2:12)

>> Jon: WELCOME TO "THE DAILY

SHOW".

MY NAME IS JON STEWART.

BIG SHOW TONIGHT.

BIG SHOW TONIGHT.

BIG SHOW TONIGHT.

SORRY ONE QUICK SECOND.

SORRY I'M JUST WRITING SOMETHING

VERY IMPORTANT DOWN.

[ LAUGHTER ]

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

BIG SHOW TONIGHT.

YEAH (bleep) I'M KICK IT OLD

SCHOOL.

PEN AND PAPER.

BIG SHOW TONIGHT THE JUDGE, THE

MOST INFECTIOUS LAUGH IN TELL

VISMTION HAS THE STEAKHOUSE, THE

HEARTY FULL -- YOU FEEL THE

CREAM SPINACH AND PORTERHOUSE

FLECKS COMING AT YOU.

I LOVE IT.

BIG NEW TONIGHT NEW HAMPSHIRE.

PRIMARY.

OBVIOUSLY WITHOUT A TIME MACHINE

WE DON'T HAVE THE FULL RESULTS.

EVEN WITH A TIME MACHINE I

WOULDN'T HAVE THE FULL RESULTS

EITHER BECAUSE I WOULD BE TOO

BUSY STOPPING HITLER.

YOU HEARD ME HITLER.

I'M COMING FOR YOU HITLER.

HITLER!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

ANYWAY WE DO HAVE SOME RESULTS

PRELIMINARY, I GUESS FROM THE

TRADITIONAL MIDNIGHT VOTE IN THE

NEW HAMPSHIRE TOWN OF DIXVILLE

NOTCH BECAUSE APRIL PARENTALLY

LETTING PENISTOWN VOTE WOULD

HAVE BEEN SILLY.

[ LAUGHTER ]

LET'S GO TO OUR OWN CARL CAMERON

FOR THE TALLY.

>> WE HAVE A COUNT ANT IT GOES

AS FOLLOWS.

ONE VOTE FOR NEWT GINGRICH.

TWO VOTES FOR JON HUNTSMAN, ONE

VOTE FOR RON PAUL AND TWO VOTES

FOR MITT ROMNEY BUT THE BIGGEST

VOTE GETTER IN DIXVILLE NOTCH IS

FOR THE DEMOCRAT, BARACK OBAMA

GOT THREE VOTES.

>> Jon: THANK YOU.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

SO I THINK -- I THINK WE HEAR AT

THE "THE DAILY SHOW" ARE READY

TO CALL IT.

THE WINNER OF NEW HAMPSHIRE

REPUBLICAN PRIMARY TONIGHT

BARACK OBAMA.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

AND IF THIS TREND CONTINUES, WE

DO PROJECT NOW THAT BARACK OBAMA

WILL BE THE REPUBLICAN NOMINEE

TO SQUARE AGAINST PRESIDENT

BARACK OBAMA.

MY GUESS IS HE WILL RUN ON

CHANGE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

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