The Manchurian Lunatic

  • Aired:  11/18/10
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Jon isn't saying Glenn Beck is a saboteur sent to destroy Fox News; he's merely asking why Beck's doing George Soros' bidding. (7:46)

( LAUGHTER )

>> Jon: I DIDN'T WANT TO BE

HERE TONIGHT.

THE SOUL-ILLUMINATING LIGHT, THE

COMPLETE AND TOTAL COLLAPSE OF

THE AMERICAN EXPERIMENT, I

DIDN'T WANT TO.

I DIDN'T ASK TO BE THE TRUTH.

AND YET HERE I AM, WEARING THE

TRUTH SUIT.

WEARING THE TRUTH GLASSES.

PEEING THROUGH TRUTH'S URETHRA.

( LAUGHTER )

WE ALL KNOW THAT RUPERT MURDOCH,

OH, IS THE ONLY THING STANDING

BETWEEN GEORGE SOROS AND HIS

MEDIA MATTER MINIONS AND AN

AMERICA THAT WE DON'T RECOGNIZE

THE SPELLING OF.

( LAUGHTER )

ONLY RUPERT MURDOCH AND FOX

NEWSSTANDS BETWEEN THIS... I'M

SORRY.

WELL, ONLY RUPERT MEASURE DOING

AND THESE OTHER BILLIONAIRES AND

THE FOUNDATIONS, PACS, THINK

TANKS AND NEWS OUTLETS THAT THEY

CONTROL, LIKE THE COPE BROTHERS

AND THE CATO INSTITUTE AND THE

HUDSON INSTITUTE AND THE

A.I.'EM, AMERICAN ENTERPRISE

INSTITUTE AND THE PITTSBURGH

TRIBUNE AND THE FEDERAL SOCIETY

AND THE "WALL STREET JOURNAL"

AND THE WEEKLY STANDARD AND

RICHARD MELON SCATHE, ONLY THEM,

THIS RAGTAG BUNCH OF

CONSERVATIVE MOSTLY

BILLIONAIRES, IS ALL WE HAVE.

WELL, NOT ALL.

ACTUALLY, THERE IS ANOTHER GROUP

OF RAGTAG...

( LAUGHTER )

THERE'S ANOTHER GROUP OF RAGTAG

BILLIONAIRES THAT CAN PULL UP IN

A PINCH.

BUT OTHER THAN THESE

BILLIONAIRES AND SOME TIME

MILLIONAIRES AND THE MEDIA

ORGANIZATIONS AND PACS THAT THEY

CONTROL AND OTHER ONES THAT WE

WERE NOT ALLOWED TO DOCUMENT,

THIS IS ALL THAT STANDS BETWEEN

THIS.

THIS MAN, GEORGE SOROS.

( LAUGHTER ) NOW, IF THIS WERE A

FAIR FIGHT, YES, YES, GEORGE

SOROS AGAINST THIS IS ABOUT

EVEN.

( LAUGHTER )

BUT I THINK WE ALL KNOW THAT

GEORGE SOROS DOESN'T FIGHT FAIR.

AMERICA... WHAT I'M ABOUT TO

SHOW YOU IS GOING TO SOUND

CRAZY.

WHEN I'M DONE TONIGHT, YOUR

HUSBAND OR WIFE WILL PROBABLY

TURN TO YOU AND SAY, THAT'S THE

MOST DESTRUCTIVE THING I'VE EVER

SEEN ON TELEVISION LEGITIMIZED

BY A COMPANY.

THAT'S OKAY.

JUST SAY [BLEEPED] HER OR HIM.

YOU WON'T NEED YOUR WIFE OR

HUSBAND ANYMORE BECAUSE YOU'LL

BE MARRIED TO THE TRUTH.

( LAUGHTER )

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

ONCE I REALIZED THAT GLENN BECK

WAS GEORGE SOROS' PUPPET,

EVERYTHING STARTED TO MAKE

SENSE.

I WISH THIS WEREN'T OR FUTURE.

I WISH I WAS WRONG.

BUT I'M NOT WRONG.

YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW I'M NOT

WRONG?

THAT LOGO IN THE CORNER OF YOUR

SCREEN.

( LAUGHTER )

WHAT I'M SAYING RIGHT NOW IS

BEING BROADCAST ON COMEDY

CENTRAL.

IT MUST BE TRUE.

THAT'S HOW CABLE TELEVISION

WORKS.

THE TECHNOLOGY WON'T LET ME LIE.

JUST LIKE EARLIER ON...

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

JUST LIKE EARLIER ON IT WOULDN'T

LET ME SAY [BLEEPED].

IT JUST DID IT AGAIN.

BUT DON'T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT.

TAKE GLENN BECK'S WORD.

HIS WORDS, NOT MINE, HE'S BEEN

TELLING US ALL ALONG WHAT HE IS,

BUT WE...

( LAUGHTER )

WE DIDN'T LISTEN.

>> I AM STIRRING UP FEAR IN THE

COUNTRY.

I AM TRYING TO DISTORT CIVIL

RIGHTS HISTORY.

I'M HATEFUL.

I AM NOT AN EXPERT.

I'M STUPID.

I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.

I AM A REVOLUTIONARY.

I'M GOING TO DESTROY THE

COUNTRY.

I'M MADMAN.

I AM GOD.

>> Jon: BUT, JON, IF I'M A

PUPPET SENT BY GEORGE SOROS TO

DISCREDIT RUPERT MURDOCH, WHERE

ARE THE STRINGS, JON?

WHERE ARE THE STRINGS?

THERE ARE OTHER WAYS FOR THE

PUPPET MASTER TO CONTROL HIS

PUPPET.

>> I'M JUST AT HOME, AND I'M

RECOVERING FROM SOME SURGERY.

IT WAS BUTT SURGERY.

I HAD SURGERY ON MY ASS.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

>> Jon: SURGERY, ASS SURGERY.

( LAUGHTER )

TO REMOVE A FISSURE, A

HEMORRHOID, OR PERHAPS TO INSERT

A POWERFUL RIGHT FOREARM?

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

OF A HUNGARIAN DICTATOR.

FOLKS, DON'T TAKE MY WORD IN ALL

OF THIS.

EVEN THOUGH EVERYTHING I'VE SAID

TO YOU IS A PROVEN FACT.

I'M NOT SAYING GLENN BECK IS A

SABOTEUR.

I'M MERELY ASKING QUESTIONS

ABOUT WHY HE IS DESTROYING

AMERICA AND DOING GEORGE SOROS

WORK FOR HIM.

IF IT'S NOT SOROS' HAND, WHOSE

HAND IS IT BECAUSE EVERYTHING

I'VE SAID TONIGHT IS FACT.

DON TAKE MY WORD FOR IT.

>> TAKE MY WORD FOR IT.

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