America 2: Now with More Freedom - Glenn Beck's Utopia

  • Aired:  01/29/13
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Glenn Beck bestows the gift of centrally-planned liberty on the future inhabitants of his proposed utopian city, "Independence, USA." (4:17)

NOT SURE IT'S THE OPTION FOR THE RETURN TO LIB BER TISM SOMEBODY HAS TO SHOW THE LIB RANLZ

PROGRESSIVE WHAT'S REAL FREEDOM LOOKS LIKE.

ANY TAKER?

>> WHAT I DO IS STAND FOR THOSE WILLING TO RISK THEIR LIVES FOR MAN'S FREEDOM, MAN'S LIBERTY SO

THEY CAN PURSUE HAPPY YNS.

>> Jon: YOU SIR, THERE IN THE BEAUTIFUL JACKET WITH MATCHING HINTS OF EMOTIONAL FRAGILITY,

THAT'S GLENN BECK, THE GUY WHO LOVES FREEDOM TOO MUCH.

[ LAUGHTER ]

HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A TV SHOW ANYMORE.

HE LIVES ON THE INTERNET WHERE LAWS HAVE NO MEANINGS AND CATS CAN HAVE CHEESEBURGERS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

IF ONLY SOMEONE LIKE GLENN BECK WOULD BUILD ONE OF THESE FREEDOM TOWNS.

>> I WANT TO SHOW YOU WHAT I WANT TO LEAVE FUTURE GENERATIONS.

TONIGHT IN THE AMERICAN DREAMLAND.

>> Jon: OH, BOY, HERE WE GO.

>> INDEPENDENT U.S.A.

IT'S AN ENTIRE CITY DEVELOPED AROUND PATTERNS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jon: I CALL IT ARGYLEVILLE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

NOT TO RAIN --

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

BEAUTIFUL TOWN.

NOT TO RAIN ON THE FUTURE GENERATIONS BUT AREN'T PATTERNS PRETTY MUCH THE OPPOSITE OF FREEDOM?

THEY ARE ALL BILLION REGIMENTATION.

THE REPEATINGING PATTERN IS WHAT MAKES PLAYED PLAYED AND NOT -- I'M SURE I'M MISUNDERSTANDING,

GLENN BECK --

>> TRUE FREEDOM GRANTS CITIZENS THE RIGHT TO CHOOSE AND YOU CAN'T HAVE SOMEONE ELSE MAKING

THE DECISIONS.

WE DON'T WANT THE STATE TELLING HOUSE TO LIVE OUR LIVES.

I WANT MY FREEDOM AND MY CHOICES BACK.

>> Jon: YES, FREEDOM AND CHOICES BACK!

TAKE US, SIR, TO THIS NEW PLACE OF FREEDOM AND CHOICES WHERE THE NANNY STATE CAN NO LONGER

SMOTHER US UNDER THE GIANT TYRANNY.

>> THIS IS RIGHT HERE THE MARKETPLACE.

THE MARKETPLACE IS WHERE PEOPLE -- THERE'S NOT GOING BE GAP HERE.

THERE'S NO ANN TAYLOR.

YOU WANT AN ANN TAYLOR, GO SOME PLACE ELSE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jon: EXCUSE ME, SIR.

FREEDOM TOWN SOUNDS GREAT.

I LIKE THE PRINCIPLES OF FREEDOM AND LIBERTY, BUT WHERE WILL I GET MY CASUAL BASICS.

GAP AND ANN TAYLOR NOT ALLOWED IN THE MARKET DRIVEN INDEPENDENT.

NO WORD ON ANN TAYLOR LOST.

YOU CAN PICK UP MIX AND MATCH PIECES FOR THE OFFICE.

THE PRICE POINT, WHICH I CAN ASSURE IS ALMOST --

[ LAUGHTER ]

THE POINT IS.

I THOUGHT Y'ALL HATED CENTRAL PLANNING.

REMEMBER?

THE RIGHT, FREEDOM, THE LEFT CENTRAL PLANNING AND TYRANNY.

>> GET YOUR DAMN HANDS OFF MY FRIES, LADY.

IF I WANT TO BE A FATTY, AND SHOVEL FRENCH FRIES ALL DAY LONG IT'S MY CHOICE.

>> Jon: YES!

AND WHILE FRENCH FRIES HAVE BEEN LEGAL, CHEAP AND UBIQUITOUS, POINT TAKEN.

TELL BUTS BUFFET.

>> WE HAVE A REAL PROBLEM WITH FOOD.

IT NEEDS TO BE LOCAL.

>> Jon: (bleep) THAT!

GET YOUR DAMN HANDS OFF THE FRENCH FRIES LAIDISM UNLESS, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SORRY.

I GUESS YOU ARE TRYING TO DO WHAT IS GOOD FOR EVERYBODY.

I THINK YOU KNOW WHO ELSE WANTED TO DO WHAT WAS GOOD FOR EVERYBODY.

>> HITLER WAS A VEGETARIAN.

WANTED TO TAKE AND SPREAD THE GLORIES OF VEGETARIANISM AND SAYING IT'S GOOD FOR EVERYBODY

WE SHOULD EAT THIS.

>> Jon: I WAS GOING TO

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