Strife of Pie - New York Pizza Is Magic

  • Aired:  11/20/13
  •  | Views: 72,154

Jason Jones, Steve Buscemi, Matthew Broderick and Michael Strahan explain to Chicago why New York has the best f**king pizza on the f**king planet. (2:27)

PERHAPS I OVERREACTED WITH MYRANT TIRADE BUT IT'S ONLY

BECAUSE OF HOW SPECIAL PIZZA ISTO ALL OF US IN NEW YORK CITY.

IT'S NOT JUST A FOOD TO US.

IT'S -- TAKE A LOOK.

>> IF THERE'S ONE THING ILEARNED FROM PRETENDING TO BE

AMERICAN ALL THESE YEARSIT'S THAT NEW YORK HAS THE

BEST (bleep) PIZZA ONTHE (bleep) PLANET.

DON'T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT.

>> I LOVE CHICAGO.

YOU MAY REMEMBER I LED A PARADETHERE BUT NOBODY BEATS NEW YORK.

CHICAGO, YOU KNOW, THE PIZZA ISALL RIGHT.

IT'S GOOD.

IT'S ALL RIGHT.

HAVE YOU TRIED NEW YORK PIZZA?

>> WHAT MAKES NEW YORK PIZZA SOPERFECT?

>> IT'S NOT THE CRUST, THESAUCE, THE MOZZARELLA?

IT'S THE MAGIC.

>> YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN MAGIC.

MAYBE THAT'S NOT MAGIC'SPROBLEM.

MAYBE IT'S YOUR (bleep)PROBLEM.

>> YES, NEW YORK PIZZA IS MAGICIT'S ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR US.

WHEN WE STRUGGLED AND NEEDED AHELPING HAND.

>> HOLY (bleep).

I CAN WALK.

>> LET'S SEE YOU DO THAT, DEEPDISH!

WHEN WE WERE STUCK AND JUSTWANTED TO GET HOME.

ENJOY YOUR RIDE.

WHOA!

WHEN WE WERE JUST TRYING TO GETHEALTH CARE AND THE GODDAMN SITE

WOULDN'T LOAD.

WATCH THIS.

TRY IT NOW.

♪ WHEN WE WERE DISAPPOINTED AND

NEEDED A LIFT -- TRUST ME YOUARE GOING TO LIKE THIS.

THANK YOU PIZZA.

GOD, I LOOK GOOD.

>> YOU SURE AS (bleep) DO.

>> YOU WANT TO KISS ME, DON'TYOU?

>> YES, I DO.

>> NEW YORK PIZZA MAKES THE BAD>TIMES GOOD, GOOD TIMES BETTERD

ANDTHE BETTER TIMES BETTERRER.

YOU HAVE TO COME UP WITHSOMETHING BETTER.

ANYWAY THE POINT IS: CHICAGO,RELAX.

>> YEAH, CHICAGO WE'RE SORRY FORIMPLYING YOUR PIZZA IS INEDIBLE.

IT'S EDIBLE.

>> CONGRATULATIONS, CHICAGO,YOUR PIZZA IS EDIBLE IT'S JUST

NOT MAGIC.

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