America Comes Out of the Closet - Republican Reactions

  • Aired:  06/27/13
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Republican lawmakers react to the Supreme Court's gay marriage ruling, and Rand Paul warns of human-animal unions. (3:47)

BUT LOOK, LOOK, JUSTICE

SCALIA IS FAR FROM ALONE IN

HIS DISAPPOINTMENT FOR THE

RULING.

YESTERDAY MORE THAN A DOZEN

MEMBERS OF THE REPUBLICAN

STUDY COMMITTEE GOT TOGETHER

IN FRONT OF LESS THAN A

DOZEN MEMBERS OF THE PRESS

TO SHARE THEIR FEELINGS.

>> THE SUPREME COURT WANT TO

ITS DICTATE TO THE AMERICAN

PEOPLE WHAT ELECTED

LEGISLATORS CAN DO REGARDING

FEDERAL LAW.

>> AND NOW WE HAVE AN

EFFECTIVE OLIGARCHEE OF FIVE

WITHOUT DECIDE WHAT THE MOST

FUNDAMENTAL ISSUES OF OUR

DAY.

>> IT'S A SAD DAY WHEN

UNELECTED JUDGES CHANGE THE

DEFINITION OF MARRIAGE AND

TURN THEIR BACKS ON THE WILL

OF VOTERS.

>> YEAH, BUT HERE'S THE

THING ABOUT THAT.

IF WE DID EVERYTHING

AMERICAN VOTESERS WANTED, WE

WOULD LONG AGO HAVE REPLACED

OUR CLEAN WATER SUPPLY WITH

MOUNTAIN DEW AND RED BULL.

ED WHOLE-- THE WHOLE POINT

OF THE SUPREME COURT IS TO

KEEP US IN CHECK.

SOMETIMES WE AS A NATION

MAKE BAD DECISIONS.

AND THE COURT HAS TO COME IN

AND SAY SORRY, BUDDY, GIVE

US YOUR KEYS, YOU'RE REALLY

GOING REGRET SEGREGATING

SCHOOLS TOMORROW MORNING.

THERE IS A REASON THAT LADY

JUSTICE IS BLINDFOLDED

HOLDING SCALES AND NOT

GIVING A WINK AND A THUMBS

UP.

(LAUGHTER)

>> THAT'S THE POINT OF THE

SUPREME COURT.

BUT LOOK, I FIND IT HARD TO

BELIEVE THAT THIS IS JUST

STRICTLY AN INTELLECTUAL

ARGUMENT.

IT SEEMS LIKE THIS ANGER AT

THE SUPREME COURT MIGHT BE

COMING FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE.

>> THE SUPREME COURT THOUGH

THEY MAY THINK SO, HAVE NOT

YET ARISEN TO THE LEVEL OF

GOD.

>> THEY WERE NOT AWARE THAT

THE MOST WISE MAN IN HISTORY

SOLOMAN SAID THERE'S NOTHING

NEW UNDER THE SUN.

>> NOW, NOW, NOW, LET'S BE

FAIR, HOLD ON.

SALOMON DID SAY THAT, IN

FACT, HE MIGHT HAVE SAID IT

TO ONE OF HIS 700 WIVES OR

ONE OF HIS 300 CONCUBINES

BUT I'M SORRY YOU WERE

CLEARLY WARMING UP TO

SOMETHING.

>> WHAT WE NOW HAVE TODAY IS

A HOLY QUINTET WITHOUT GOES

AGAINST THE LAWS OF NATURE

AND NATURE'S GUIDE.

>> REALLY?

IF YOUR BRAIN CAN'T PROCESS

GOD'S CREATURES ENJOYING

DIFFERENT KINDS OF SEX, YOU

DON'T WANT TO BRING NATURE

INTO THIS.

BECAUSE NATURE IS WHERE DOGS

HUMP EACH OTHER IN THE FACE,

IN THE FACE, THAT'S NATURE

THAT IS ALL NATURAL, MY

FRIEND.

JUST AS GOD INTENDED.

WHOA, WHOA!

(APPLAUSE)

>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK.

LET'S TRY AND ELEVATE THIS

DECADE-- DECADE-- DEBATE,

ENOUGH WITH YOU CANNOT UNSEE

WHAT YOU JUST SAW.

LET'S ELEVATE THIS DEBATE.

ENOUGH FROM THE HOUSE MBS.

LET'S HEAR FROM A UNITED

STATES SENATOR.

>> I THINK THIS IS A

CONUNDRUM.

>> IF WE HAVE NO LAWS ON

THIS PEOPLE TAKE IT TO ONE

EXTENSION FURTHER, DOES IT

HAVE TO BE HUMANS.

>> WHAT IS IT-- WHAT IS IT

WITH THESE PEOPLE AND ANIMALS?

EVERY TIME, THIS IS THE ONLY

ISSUE AS WELL WHERE YOU GO

THERE, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU GO

THERE WITH O BAM ARCARE, OH,

THANK YOU, MR. PRESIDENT,

WHAT IS NEXT, ARE WE GOING

TO GIVE HEALTH CARE TO

TURTLES?

IT'S ONLY WHEN YOU'RE

TALKING ABOUT SEX THAT YOU

ARE DEFINITELY NOT PERVERTED

BRAINS GO STRAIGHT TO

ANIMALS.

LOOK, LOOK, SENATOR, IT

SEEMS LIKE THIS IS A

PERSONAL FIGHT FOR YOU.

PERHAPS AND I'M JUST

GUESSING, YOU'RE IN A

RELATIONSHIP WITH ANIMAL AND

YOU FEAR THAT THIS COURT

RULING IS PUSHING YOU IN A

DIRECTION WHERE YOU WILL BE

PRESSURED TO GET MARRIED.

BUT RELAX.

YOU DON'T NEED A PIECE OF

PAPER TO DEFINE YOUR LOVE.

AS A WISEMAN ONCE SAID, KEEP--

(LAU

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