Wacko & Cash

  • Aired:  03/04/13
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Mitt Romney sits down for his first interview since losing the election, and Dennis Rodman recounts his time with humble North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un. (6:58)

>> Jon: WELCOME BACK.

OH, I WAS SO ANGRY ABOUT THE SEQUESTRATION THIS WEEKEND I NEEDED SOME CHEERING UP.

LUCKILY THE SUNDAY NEWS SHOWS PROVIDE MUCH NEEDED LEVITY.

MITT ROMNEY IN HIS FIRST INTERVIEW SINCE LOSING LAST NOVEMBER AND DENNIS RODMAN IN

HIS FIRST EXPERIENCE VIEW VISITING NORTH KOREAN LEADER KIM JONG U.N.

TWO MEN TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED TO THEY.

TO THE COMPLOAMCY MOBILE, HOW DID DENNIS RODMAN END UP IN NORTH KOREA.

>> IF YOU ARE BONDERRING OUT THERE WHY KIM JONG U.N. -- JONG UN AND RODMAN GOT TOGETHER HE

WAS A BIG FAN OF BULLS IN THE 80s.

>> Jon: THAT'S Y. I THOUGHT HE WAS MAYBE A HUGE FAN OF DOUBLE TEAM AND JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME.

BEING A FAN OF THE BULLS IS LIKE A BOTTLE OF TEQUILA HOW FAR THE ROSTER DO YOU WORK TO GET DOWN

TO THE WORM?

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

YOU KNOW MJ AND PIP YEN -- PIPPEN AREN'T GOING.

THEY COULDN'T GUT LUY LONGLY OR DLUC LONGLEY OR KERR.

LET'S GO TO ROMNEY.

>> THE WEAKNESS THE CAMPAIGN HAD, THAT I HAD, WAS WE WRNLT EFFECTIVE TO TAKE THE MESSAGE TO

MINORITY VOTERS.

THAT WAS A REAL WEAKNESS.

>> Jon: BUT RICH WHITE PEOPLE SEEMED TO LIKE IT ENORMOUSLY.

REMIND ME AGAIN GOVERNOR ROMNEY WHAT WAS THE MESSAGE?

>> 47% WITH HIM WHO DEPEND ON THE GOVERNMENT VERY MUCH WHO BELIEVE THEY ARE VICTIMS AND

GOVERNMENT HAS RESPONSIBILITY FOR THEM.

>> Jon: YOUR MESSAGE, YEAH.

I THINK THE PROBLEM WASN'T GETTING YOUR MESSAGE OUT.

THE PROBLEM WAS DESPITE YOUR BEST EFFORTS IT GOT OUT.

ANY THOUGHTS?

>> VERY UNFORTUNATE STATEMENT THAT I MADE.

WHEN YOU SPEAK IN PRIVATE YOU DON'T SPEND AS MUCH TIME THINKING ABOUT HOW SOMETHING

COULD BE TWIST AND DISTORTED AND COME OUT WRONG.

>> Jon: TWISTED AND DISTORTED.

SETTING ASIDE YOU WEREN'T SPEAKING IN PRIVATE, YOU WERE AT A BANQUET UNLESS YOUR KITCHEN

SEATS 100 -- OKAY, YOU WERE IN PRIVATE.

TWISTED AND DISTORTED IT'S A TAPE RECORDING OF WHAT YOU SAID.

GIVE ME RODMAN.

YOU CALLED THEM GREAT LEADERS DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT?

>> WHAT I SAW IN THAT COUNTRY, I SAW IN THAT COUNTRY PEOPLE RESPECT HIM AND HIS FAMILY.

THAT'S WHAT I MEAN ABOUT THAT.

>> AREN'T THEY FORCED TO?

>> WELL, I SAY NO.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jon: OF COURSE HE'S GOING TO SAY NO.

THEY CLEARLY TORTURED HIM OVER THERE.

THEY LEFT THOSE METALLIC PAIN DEVICES -- SORRY, I'M TOLD THAT'S A DELIBERATE STYLE CHOICE

AND THAT DENNIS RODMAN'S MONEY COACH SHOULD HAVE TIPPED ME OFF.

TAKE ME AWAY ROMNEY HOW DID IT FEEL LOSING.

>> IT WAS A CRUSHING DISAPPOINTMENT NOT FOR US.

OUR LIVESES ARE GOING TO BE FINE.

IT'S FOR THE COUNTRY.

-- OUR LIVES ARE GOING TO BE FINE.

IT'S FOR THE COUNTRY.

>> Jon: YOU HAD FOUR MONTHS TO COME UP WITH THE ANSWER AND YOU GO WITH WHAT THE WOMEN ON MAURY

USED TO SAY AFTER THEIR FIANCEE SLEPT WITH THEIR SISTER.

I'M NOT SAD FOR ME I'M SAD FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU COULD HAVE HAD ALL THIS.

(bleep).

[LAUGHTER]

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

RODNEY?

>> HE'S A GREAT GUY.

A GREAT GUY.

IF I SIT DOWN TO TALK TO HIM.

THE SUBJECT --

>> A GREAT GUY WHO PUTS 200,000 PEOPLE IN PRISON CAMPS.

>> YOU KNOW, WE DO THE SAME THING HERE.

BILL CLINTON CAN HAVE SEX WITH HIS SECRETARY AND GET AWAY WITH IT AND STILL BE POWERFUL.

>> Jon: HERE IS MY IMPRESSION OF TWO NORTH KOREAN PRISON INMATES IN DENNIS RODMAN'S IMAGINATION.

DID YOU HEAR THAT U.S. PRESIDENT WAS BLOWN BY HIS INTERN?

WOW, THAT PLACE IS NO BETTER THAN HERE.

YEAH, PRETTY MUCH THE SAME PLACE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

REMEMBER THE FIRST OF US WHO DIES GETS EATEN BY THE OTHER, RIGHT?

HOW DID AMBASSADOR ROD MINNESOTA'S COMPLETE LACK OF FOREIGN POLICY KNOWLEDGE NOT

COME OUT IN THE CONFIRMATION HEARING?

I DON'T KNOW.

LET'S GET A SIMPLE MOMENT, MAYBE SOMETHING ABOUT THE FAMILY.

>> MATT AND CRAIG LIVE CLOSE TO AN OPEN SPACE AREA.

WE THROW THE BALLS TO THE DOGS.

WE PLAY SPORTS WITH THE KIDS.

THEY LICK KICK BALLS, HITTING BASEBALLS.

WE DO WHAT GRANDPARENTS ARE EXPECTED TO DO WITH GRAND KIDS.

>> Jon: DO YOU SEE WHY YOU SNROFT I'M NOT SUGGEST YOU DON'T HAVE A WONDERFUL AND WARM

RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR FAMILY AND GRANDCHILDREN IN THESE OPEN SPACE AREAS --

[LAUGHTER]

-- BUT YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND THAT WE HUMANS --

[LAUGHTER]

-- WE CALL THEM PARKS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

YOU CAN'T DESCRIBE THEM AS "OPEN SPACE AREAS" AND EXPECT TO WIN ELECTIONS BECAUSE HUMANS TEND TO

VOTE FOR OTHER HUMANS.

BUT IN THE END, SUNDAY MORNING'S EPIC BATTLE TO MISCONSTRUE BASIC HUMAN RELATIONSHIPS TO HAD TO GO

TO DENNIS RODMAN WHO HAD ONE FORM FOR THE ONE FAMILY DICTATORSHIP.

>> ONE THING I NOTICED ABOUT HIM HE WAS VERY HUMBLE AS A KID HE'S VERY HUMBLE.

[LAUGHTER]

>> Jon: YES, THE 28-YEAR-OLD WHO CONVENED THIS 100,000 PERSON MILITARY PARADE IN HIS OWN HONOR

IS THE PICTURE OF HUMILITY.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I SEE WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE RODMAN'S ARREST -- ARROGANCE GAUGE IS THROWN OFF FROM BEING

ON CELEBRITY APPRENTICE.

>> I'M THE LARGEST REAL ESTATE DEVELOPER IN NEW YORK.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

I'M GOING SUE YOU? WE'RE GOING TO SEE THE NICEST APARTMENT IN NEW NEW YORK CITY, MY APARTMENT.

>> Jon: HE SPENT SO MUCH TIME HANGING OUT WITH TRUMP THAT COMPARED TO THE GUY THAT THINKS

GOD CHOSE HIS FAMILY TO

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