The Bad News Mayor

  • Aired:  05/01/14
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Toronto Mayor Rob Ford checks into rehab as more footage of his unmayoral behavior surfaces. (4:52)

>> Jon: WELCOME BACK.

SO EARLIER TONIGHT WE WERETALKING WITH THE AUDIENCE A

LITTLE BIT.

A VERY LOVELY WOMAN FROMCANADA --

[LAUGHTER]-- MENTIONED ROB FORD TO ME.

IT GOT ME THINKING IT'S BEEN ALONG TIME SINCE WE'VE HEARD FROM

ROB FORD, THE TORONTO MAYOR WHOPUTS CRACK SMOKING IN TORONTO

CRACK SMOKING MAYOR ROB FORD.SO, WHAT HAS HE BEEN UP TO

LATELY? WE HAVEN'T HEARD FROMHIM.

BUT, BEFORE WE FINDOUT, ALLOW ME TO JUST

TAKE A HEALTHY DRINK OFWATER WHILE I FIND OUT WHAT IS

UP WITH ROB FORD.

>> TROUBLED TORONTO MAYOR ROBFORD BACK IN THE NEWS AGAIN.

>> ANOTHER VIDEO ALLEGEDLY

SHOWING FORD SMOKING CRACKCOCAINE.

[LAUGHTER]>> Jon: YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED I

DIDN'T SPIT OUT MY WATER.

[ LAUGHTER ]BECAUSE --

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]AS FAR AS ANNOUNCEMENTS GO IT'S

NOT VERY SURPRISING.

PERHAPS I'LL FINISH THE WHOLECUP.

>> ON WEDNESDAY TORONTO'SMAYORAL CAMPAIGN WAS BROUGHT TO

A STAND STILL WHEN ROB FORDANNOUNCED HE WAS ENTERING REHAB.

>> Jon: WHAT?

[LAUGHTER]OH, MY -- YES!

YES!

THAT IS A SURPRISE.

A WONDERFUL SURPRISE.

IN FACT ROB FORD GOING TO REHABNUMBER ONE ON THE LIST OF THINGS

I THOUGHT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN.

I THOUGHT MAYBE BABY PRESIDENT.

[ LAUGHTER ]SO TELL ME, VERY QUICKLY, WHO

WAS THE CITIZEN JOURNALIST WHOBROUGHT THESE LATEST REVELATIONS

TO LIGHT?

>> THE VIDEO HAD BEEN SHOT BY ADRUG DEALER WHO WAS ATTEMPTING

TO SELL IT FOR AT LEAST SIXFIGURES.

[ LAUGHTER ]>> Jon: EITHER THAT DRUG

DEALER IS A KEEBLER ELF ORSMOKING CRACK MAKES ROB FORD

NINE FEET TALL. BY THE WAY,

SIX FIGURES FOR THE VIDEO OF THECRACK MAYOR SMOKING CRACK?

KIND OF SURPRISED I HAVE TO SAYTHIS TO A DRUG DEALER BUT LET ME

EXPLAIN SUPPLY AND DEMAND TOYOU.

WHEN YOU HAVE A LOT OF AN ITEMLIKE BANANAS OR SOCKS OR VIDEOS

OF ROB FORD SMOKING CRACK.

PRICE TENDS TO DROP. IF YOU WANTTO MAKE SIX FIGURES,

YOU WANT A VIDEO OF SOMETHINGRARE. JUSTIN BIEBER

STOPPING A BRATTY KID FROM BEINGA PUBLIC NUISANCE OR

A PANDA GANG BANG KNOWN IN THEBUSINESS AS PANG PANG.

I'M NOT SURE WHAT BUSINESSTHAT IS BUT THAT'S WHAT IT'S

KNOWN AS.

[ LAUGHTER ]BUT WHAT MAKES THIS VIDEO EVENLESS

VALUABLE.

IT'S NOT EVEN THE CRAZIEST THINGTHAT ROB FORD GOT CAUGHT DOING

THIS WEEK.

>> ANOTHER TORONTO PAPERRELEASED AN AUDIO TAPE RECORDED

AT A BAR ON MONDAY.

FORD WHO IS SAID TO HAVE BEENDRUNK COULD BE HEARD MAKING

OFFENSIVE COMMENTS ABOUT AFEMALE POLITICAL RIVAL.

I'D LIKE TO (bleep) JAM HER, BUTSHE DOESN'T WANT. I CAN'T TALK

LIKE THIS. I'M SO SORRY.

I FORGOT THERE'S A WOMAN IN THEHOUSE.

[LAUGHTER]

>> Jon: HERE IS WHAT ISAMAZING.

EVEN DRUNK, EVEN ON CRACK, HE ISSO (bleep) CANADIAN.

[LAUGHTER]I'M GOING TO JAM -- SORRY MY

LADY.

PARDON MY COARSE LANGUAGE ANDVULGAR ARTICULATION, I MERELY

MEANT TO SAY I WOULD LIKE TOINTRODUCE MY PENIS TWIXT HER

VOIGE REGION.

[ LAUGHTER ]SURELY AFTER THIS PIECE OF

UNMAYORAL LIKE BEHAVIOR ON TOPOF THE ALCOHOLISM AND THE CRACK

ADDICTION AND THE MAKING OF HISCITY INTO A MOCKERY OF GLOBAL

SCALE ROB FORD HAS TO ADMIT HISPOLITICAL REAR IS DONE.

>> FORD'S ATTORNEYSAYS HE PLANS TO STAY IN THE

MAYORAL RACE.

[LAUGHTER]>> Jon: BUT ALL JOKING

ASIDE --[ APPLAUSE ]

-- NO I THINK IT'S GOOD HE ISTAKING SOME TIME TO GET THE HELP

HE SO CLEARLY NEEDS.

AND HOPEFULLY FOR TORONTOTHEY'LL HAVE A CHANCE TO HAVE A

MORE COMPETENT MAYOR.

I BELIEVE THE DEPUTY MAYOR TAKESOVER FOR HIM. I BELIEVE THAT'S,

HER NAME IS, OHIT'S RHUBARB LADY.

>> YOU PINOCCHIO (bleep) NOSE.GO MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS.

WHERE'S YOUR (bleep) NAME ONTHIS ALLEY PROPERTY (bleep)?

>> WHERE'S YOURS?

>> Jon: SO, THAT SHOULD BEGREAT.

[ LAUGHTER ]WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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