Canada High

  • Aired:  05/21/13
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Either Mayor Rob Ford is the victim of malicious video editing, or he's cleaning up Toronto by smoking all its crack himself. (4:49)

>> Jon: HEY, WELCOME TO THE

DAILY SHOW, MY NAME IS JON

STEWART.

MAN WE HAVE A SHOW FOR YOU

TONIGHT.

COMING ON THE PROGRAM

TONIGHT, 11 TIME NBA

CHAMPION COACH PHIL JACKSON

WILL BE JOINING US.

PHIL JACKSON, THE LEAST

KNOWN MEMBER OF THE JACKSON

5.

LISTEN TO THIS, WHO'S THAT

TALL WHITE GUY?

STANDING NEXT TO TITO?

WE ALL KNOW NATIONAL

POLITICS IS-- BUT LOCAL

GOVERNMENT AIN'T BEAN BAG,

PEOPLE.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT ANY OF

THAT MEANT.

JUST PHRASES I PICKED UP

FROM WATCHING ANY RANDOM 30

SECONDS OF CHRIS MATTHEWS.

BUT MY POINT IS THIS, EVEN

MAYOR, MAYORS CAN FIND

THEMSELVES EMBROILED IN

SCANDAL WHETHER IT IS THE

WAY THEY REACT TO LOCAL

COMPLAINTS ABOUT RAISE

PROFILING OF HISPANICS.

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING ABOUT

LATINO COMMUNITY TODAY.

>> I MIGHT HAVE TACOS WHEN I

GO HOME.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Jon: I WILL NEVER TIRE OF

TACO MAYOR.

LIKE THE SNACK HE BELIEVES

WILL EASE THE TENSION

BETWEEN HIS OFFICE AND

LATINO COMMUNITY, I CAN

NEVER GET ENOUGH.

(LAUGHTER)

BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT

MAYORS IS THEY CAN MAINTAIN

THE EXCENTRICITIES THAT GET

SANDED OFF AND FOCUS GROUPED

OUT OF STATEWIDE OR NATIONAL

POLITICIAN, ENDEARING

POLICIES LIKE FEAR OF LARGE

BEVERAGES.

OR BEING A NINE AND A HALF

FINGERED BULGARIAN OR HAVING

MEAT AND CHEESE FOR A HEAD.

(LAUGHTER)

GUESS WHICH ONE OF THOSE

MAYORS IS NOT KOSHER.

GUY WITH THE CHEESEBURGER

FOR A HEAD.

BUT EVENING AMONGST THE

IDIOSYNCRATIC SOME MAYORS

STAND OUT.

FOR INSTANCE TORONTO MAYOR

FORMER CITY COUNCILMAN WHO

HAS BEEN VERY POPULAR IN

TORONTO FOR HIS LOVE OF

SPORTS-- AND HIS WARM

RELATIONS WITH THE PRESS,

YES, THE CAMERA JUST

ABSOLUTELY LOVES THIS MAYOR.

(LAUGHTER)

HOW YOU DON'T HAVE THAT SHOT

FROM THE POV.

CAMERA HE WALKED INTO,

CRIMINAL.

NOW OF COURSE DON'T THINK

THIS GUY IS JUST ALL

PRATFALLS WITH COME DEE, HE

HAS BEEN PHOTOGRAPHED WITH

HIS ARM AROUND A NEO-NAZI

AND EXPLAINED WHY STORES

SHOULD BE OPENED AN

STATUTORY HOLIDAYS THUSLY.

>> WHAT SOME ARE CALLING A

BACKHANDED COMPLIMENT TO

TORONTO'S AGING COMMUNITY.

>> THOSE ORIENTAL PEOPLE

WORKED LIKE DOGS.

THEY WORKED THEIR HEARTS

OUT.

THEY ARE WORKERS NONSTOP.

THEY SLEEP BESIDE THEIR

MACHINES.

THE ORIENTAL PEOPLE, THEY

ARE SLOWLY TAKING OVER.

>> Jon: PERHAPS HE'LL HAVE

TO HAVE SOME EGG ROLLS

TONIGHT TO MAKE UP FOR THAT.

AFTER REPEATED INSTANCES OF

THIS TYPE OF BEHAVIOR YOU

HAVE GOT TO WONDER, IS THIS

DUDE ON CRACK?

WELL, FUNNY STORY.

>> THERE'S A CELL PHONE

VIDEO THAT SHOWS THE MAYOR

ALLEGEDLY SMOKING A CRACK

PIPE.

>> Jon: HEY, HEY!

DON'T JUDGE HIM.

MAYBE HE'S CLEANING UP THE

CITY BY SMOKING ALL THE

CRACK IN IT.

YOU'RE NEXT, PROSTITUTION

RING.

(LAUGHTER)

THE CELL PHONE VIDEO WHICH

IS APPARENTLY VIEWED BY THE

TORONTO STAR AND THE WEB

SITE GAWKER, IT APPEARS THE

VIDEO SHOWS THE MAYOR OF

TORONTO SMOKING CRACK WITH

DRUG DEALERS.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE

DEPUTY MAYOR OF TORONTO.

>> CERTAINLY WE ALL KNOW

THAT VIDEOS CAN BE ALTERED.

AND WE CERTAINLY KNOW THAT

DRUG DEALERS CAN'T BE

TRUSTED.

>> Jon: PHOTOS CAN EASILY BE

ALTERED.

BUT VIDEOS?

THAT'S SOME JAMES CAMERON

[BLEEP]

(LAUGHTER)

BY THE WAY, IF YOU CAN ALTER

VIDEOS WHY WOULDN'T YOU

START WITH THESE TWO.

(LAUGHTER)

IT'S THE CAMERA ONE THAT

DOES IT EVERY TIME.

WE'VE ALL TRIPPED PLAYING

FOOTBALL BUT-- INTERESTINGLY

FORD'S PERSONAL LAWYER DOES

NOT APPEAR TO BE GOING THE

FAKE VIDEO ROUTE.

THE MAYOR'S LAWYER INTEND

INTEND-- INSTEAD ASKED QUOTE

HOW YOU CAN INDICATE WHAT

THE PERSON IS ACTUALLY DOING

OR SMOKING?

I MEAN THAT CLEAR PIPE IN

HIS HAND COULD BE ANYTHING

FROM ASTHMA MEDICINE TO

WONDER WOMAN'S FAMED

INVISIBLE PIPE OF TRUTH TO A

WATERFORD CRYSTAL KAZOO

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