War on Christmas - S#@t's Getting Weird Edition - Black Santa

  • Aired:  12/12/13
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Fox News debates Santa Claus's ethnic background, and Jessica Williams concludes that Santa Claus could not possibly be black. (4:55)

YOU MAY WONDER ON THIS NEWSCHANNEL THEY ARE MAKING

ASSERTIONS OF FACT ABOUT AFICTIONAL CHARACTER.

>> SANTA CLAUS IS BASED ON ST.NICHOLAS, WHO WAS AN ACTUALLY

PERSON, A GREEK BISHOP AND WAS AWHITE MAN.

YOU CAN'T TAKE FACTS AND TRYTO CHANGE THEM TO FIT A

POLITICALAGENDA OR A SENSITIVITY AGENDA.

>> Jon: THERE'S SO MUCH CRAZYGOING ON HERE.

I DON'T HAVE TIME TO DEAL WITH AFOX PUNDIT SAYING YOU CAN'T TAKE

FACTS TO TRY TO CHANGE THEM TOFIT A POLITICAL AGENDA.

EVEN THOUGH I CAN'T SAY THATTHAT'S HOW MUCH CRAZY IS GOING

ON HERE.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]SHE'S SUGGESTING YOU CAN'T

ARBITRARILY CHANGE THE FACTSABOUT THE REAL HISTORICAL ST.

NICHOLAS WHO WAS A WHITE MANEVEN THOUGH HE WAS FROM

GREECE WHICH ISACTUALLY TURKEY TODAY AND THAT

WHITE MAN LIVES AT THE NORTHPOLE AND DRIVES A SLEIGH PULLED

BY FLYING REINDEER.

BUT YOU CAN'T CHANGE THE FACTS.

THE REAL ST. NICHOLAS IS FROM APART OF THE WORLD WHICH IS NOW

TURKEY HE PROBABLY LOOKEDSOMETHING LIKE THIS ACCORDING TO

RESEARCH DONE BY THE VATICAN.

WHO EXACTLY IS CHANGING THEFACTS TO MAKE THEMSELVES MORE

COMFORTABLE HERE?

ACTUAL ST. NICHOLAS, WELL, MYGUESS IS THERE WOULD BE NO

CHRISTMAS IF HE LOOKED LIKE THATDUDE BECAUSE HE IS PROBABLY

STILL ON THE NO FLY LIST.

[ LAUGHTER ]AND THEN THINGS GOT REALLY

WEIRD.

>> JESUS WAS A WHITE MAN, TOOBUT YOU KNOW IT'S LIKE -- HE WAS

AN HISTORICAL FIGURE IT'S AVERIFIABLE FACT.

>> Jon: I'LL GIVE THAT YOUJESUS WAS AN HISTORICAL FIGURE

BUT YOU'LL GET PUSHBACK ON THEWHITE THING.

YOU DO KNOW HE WASN'T BORN INBETHLEHEM PENNSYLVANIA RIGHT?

WE'RE JOINED BY THE SENIORCHRISTMAS HISTORICAL ACCURACY

CORRESPONDENT JESSICA WILLIAMS.

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

>> HAPPY HOLIDAYS.

>> Jon: MERRY, MERRYCHRISTMAS.

>> HAPPY HOLIDAYS.

THE BIG NEWS IS THAT JESUS ISWHITE THING IS THAT JEWS ARE

WHITE NOW, CONGRATULATIONS, JON.

>> Jon: WHAT ABOUT SANTA?

DO YOU FEEL THAT SANTA IS --WHAT ABOUT PEOPLE INSISTING

SANTA IS WHITE?

>> SANTA IS WHITE.

IT'S A FACT.

IT'S MIRACLE ON 34th STREETNOT MIRACLE ON 134th STREET.

[ LAUGHTER ]THE ONLY MIRACLE ON 134th

STREET IS THAT WE GET TOPARTICIPATE AT ALL.

HALF THE TIME SANTA SKIPS US ONTHE WAY DOWNTOWN JUST LIKE A

TAXICAB.

>> Jon: SANTA IS FICTION HE'SNOT REAL.

>> HEY, MAN, WHAT THE HELL AREYOU DOING?

KIDS, STOP CRYING, SANTA IS REAL(bleep) AND HE'S REALLY WHITE.

REALLY WHITE.

>> Jon: JESSICA, IF WE'RETALKING HISTORY HERE AND THAT'S

WHAT THEY ARE SAYING WE'RETALKING FACT AND HISTORY ST.

NICHOLAS WAS FROM THE AREA OFTHE WORLD THAT IS NOW TURKEY.

HE WAS NO A CHERUBIC WILFORDBRIMLEY TYPE.

>> THAT MAKES US UNCOMFORTABLE.

>> Jon: MEGHAN SAID JUST BECAUSEYOU FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE DOESN'T

MEAN YOU SHOULDCHANGE IT.

>> SHE SAID IF I FEELUNCOMFORTABLE THEN WE DON'T HAVE

TO CHANGE IT.

IF WHITE PEOPLE AREUNCOMFORTABLE WE HAVE TO CHANGE

IT.

THAT'S HOW THIS BECAME THIS.

IT WORKS THAT WAY FOR EVERYTHINGLIKE HOW THIS BECOMES THIS.

WHITE PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO HEARJAILHOUSE ROCK FROM SOMEBODY WHO

WENT TO JAIL.

REAL JAIL IS UNCOMFORTABLE.

ELVIS JAIL IS FUN!

>> Jon: HE LOOKED LIKE HE WASHAVING FUN.

♪ AIN'T NOTHING BY A HOUNDDOG >> RIGHT.

JON, THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE.

YOU FIX HISTORY AND LOCK THAT(bleep) DOWN.

SANTA IS NOT BLACK JUST BECAUSEA BLOGGER SAYS HE WAS AND MEGYN

IS NOT BLACK BECAUSE SHE SPELLSHER NAME CREATIVELY. AND LET'SS

FACE IT JON, THERE'S NO WAY THISCOULD BE SANTA.

THE MOMENT WHITE MEN SAW A BLACKTMAN WITH A BAG COMING DOWN THEK

CHIMNEY, IT'D BE TIME TO GRAB AGUN AND STAND YOUR GROUND.

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