24-Hour Nazi Party People

  • Aired:  01/24/11
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Jon challenges his staff to find someone on Megyn Kelly's show making a Nazi comparison before he finishes a home perm kit. (8:29)

>> Jon: WELCOME TO THE DAILY

SHOW.

MY NAME IS JON STEWART.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

AUTHOR OF A BOOK ABOUT INDIA.

WE'RE VERY EXCITED TO HAVE HIM

ON A PROGRAM.

THERE IS BREAKING NEWS.

THAT'S A SIGN THAT WE JUST OUT

ABOUT SOMETHING.

BUT WHAT WE REALLY WANT YOU TO

NOTICE THE THING THAT JUST

HAPPENED.

I SHOULD CERTAINLY BLOW MY

NEWS SHOFAR.

SOMETHING HAPPENED.

HEY, LOOK!

.

HEY, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK!

LOOK, A UNICORN IN HUMIDITY.

WHEN NEWS HAPPENS IN THE NEWS

COMMUNITY THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY

TO GO.

WELCOME TO CABLE NEWS NEWS.

FRIDAY NIGHT MS-NBC'S BIGGEST

STAR KEITH OLBERMANN ANNOUNCED

HE WILL NOT BE APPEARING ON MS

BE NBC WHICH IS TOO BAD.

ALTHOUGH I COULD TELL THERE

WAS PERHAPS TROUBLE WHEN

MR. OLBERMANN PARTICIPATED IN

A CAMPAIGN WITH THIS PICTURE.

THE TAG LINE SAYS LEAN

FORWARD.

THE POSTURE SAYS, MAKE ME

MOTHER (BEEP).

HE WILL BE BACK.

MEANWHILE THIS PROGRAM WENT IN

PRETTY HIGH AND HARD ON

REPRESENTATIVE STEVE COHEN

REPRESENTATIVE OF TENNESSEE TO

PLEAD FOR UNDERSTANDING AND

COMPASSION FOR POLITICAL

OPPONENTS ONE WEEK BEFORE

TAKING TO THE HOUSE FLOOR TO

SAY THIS ABOUT HIS POLITICAL

OPPONENTS.

>> THEY SAY IT'S A GOVERNMENT

TAKEOVER OF HEALTH CARE.

A BIG LIE.

JUST LIKE GOEBBELS.

YOU SAY IT ENOUGH, YOU REPEAT

THE LIE.

YOU REPEAT THE LIE.

YOU REPEAT THE LIE.

EVENTUALLY PEOPLE BELIEVE IT.

THE GERMANS SAID ENOUGH ABOUT

THE JEWS AND THE PEOPLE

BELIEVED IT.

YOU HAD THE HOLOCAUST.

>> Jim: AND HE ROLLED NAZI.

HE WINS THE WEEK AT THE CENTER

OF THE MEDIA FIRE STORM.

MANY PEOPLE WERE ANNOYED BUT

NONE MORE THAN FOX NEWS.

>> HE COMPARED THE G.O.P.

HEALTH LAW CLAIMS TO NAZI

LIES.

>> I KNOW YOU'RE KIDDING.

>> NO I'M NOT.

>> IT IS ACCUSING THE OTHER

SIDE OF BEING NAZIS IS PRETTY

STRONG.

>> THE RHETORIC IS ABSOLUTELY

OVER THE TOP.

>> THE MEDIA SHOULD BE ALL

OVER STEVE COHEN.

>> IF REPUBLICANS EVER MADE

SUCH A COMPARISON THE

MAINSTREAM MEDIA WOULD BE ALL

OVER IT.

>> CONGRESSMAN COHEN SHOULD BE

ASHAMED OF HIMSELF.

>> Jon: WOW.

IF THAT GUY IS TELLING YOU,

YOU SHOULD FEEL SHAME, THAT'S

LIKE CHARLIE SHEEN TELLING YOU

TO TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH.

BUT, OF COURSE, YOU CAN ALWAYS

COUNT ON SOME DEMOCRATIC BUZZ

KILL TO TWIST THINGS AROUND.

>> IF WE WANT TO GET INTO WHO

IS HEATING THIS AND

OVERHEATING THIS, I MEAN EVERY

NIGHT ON THE VERY NETWORK

WE'RE ON RIGHT NOW, THE

LEADING COMMENTATORS ON THIS

NETWORK USE THIS KIND OF

LANGUAGE SO LET'S YOU AND I

GET TOGETHER.

>> THAT'S NOT TRUE, RICHARD.

>> THAT IS TRUE.

I MEAN, LISTEN, YOU KNOW,

PEOPLE CAN BE THE JUDGE OF IT.

>> THEY CAN.

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SIT AND

WATCH OUR PROGRAMMING EVERY

NIGHT BUT I WATCH IT EVERY

DAY.

YOU'RE WRONG.

>> Jon: I WATCH IT EVERY DAY,

TOO.

12 LONG YEARS.

I THINK YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT.

>> IF YOU LOOK BACK AT WHAT

HAPPENED IN GERMANY YOU CANNOT

ESCAPE THE SIMILARITIES

BETWEEN WHAT HITLER AND HIS

CUT THROATS DID BACK THEN AND

THE HATE-FILLED BLOGS, WHAT

THEY'RE DOING NOW.

>> THERE IS AN OBAMA SUPPORTER,

HE'S GOT THIS BOOK AND THIS

VIDEO OUT THAT ARE PROPAGANDA

PIECES.

THEY WOULD MAKE JOSEPH

GOEBBELS PROUD.

>> YOU HAVE A MEDIA GUESS TAP

OWE AND A POLITICAL GUESS TAP

OWE IN MOVE ON DOT-ORG.

>> THE FAR LEFT, THE ZEALOTS

ARE NAZIS.

>> AMERICA IS REPEATING THE

MISTAKES OF THE WEIMAR

REPUBLIC.

>> I DON'T THINK ANY

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HUFFINGTON

AND THE NAZIS.

>> I STILL DON'T THINK SHE WAS

A NAZI.

I SAID THERE'S NO DIFFERENCE

BETWEEN WHAT THE TWO DO.

>> Jon: NO DIFFERENCE?

COME ON.

NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN

HUFFINGTON AND THE NAZIS?

.

WELL, FUNNY ACCENT.

ARDENT FOLLOWERS.

MISLEADING BANNERS.

THEY DID BOTH FIGURE OUT

INGENIUS WAYS TO GET PEOPLE TO

WORK FOR FREE.

HMMM: YOU KNOW WHAT?

FINDING PEOPLE ON FOX NEWS

MAKING NAZI COMPARISONS IS TOO

EASY.

I ISSUE A CHALLENGE HERE.

LIVE ON THIS PROGRAM TO MY

STAFF.

FIND SOMEONE ON FOX NEWS

ALLUDING TO THEIR POLITICAL

OPPONENTS AS USING NAZI

TECHNIQUES.

WITHIN 24 HOURS MEG AND KELLY

SAYING IT DOESN'T HAPPEN ON

THAT NETWORK.

I IMAGINE THIS WILL BE

DIFFICULT.

I WILL GIVE MY STAFF THE

AMOUNT OF TIME IT TAKES ME TO

MAKE A DELICIOUS TART.

IT'S ONE OF MY NAMED... I'M

SORRY.

YOU ALREADY FOUND IT?

>> I KNOW THE PROGRESSIVES ARE

USING PROGRESSIVE TACTICS, NOT

NAZI TACTICS.

THE REAL ANSWER IS THE NAZIS

WERE USING EARLY AMERICAN

PROGRESSIVE TACTICS.

THAT'S NOT MY OPINION.

THAT'S HISTORIC FACT.

>> Jon: YOU KNOW, I SHOULD

KNOW.

I'VE BEEN DRAWING THE WRONG

CONCLUSIONS FROM HISTORIC

FACTS FOR YEARS.

ALL RIGHT, STAFF.

YOU WANT TO DANCE.

YOU THINK YOU CAN FIND STUFF.

LET'S DANCE.

FIND ME SOMEONE ON FOX MAKING

ALMOST THE EXACT SAME GOEBBELS

COMPARISON TO THEIR POLITICAL

OPPONENTS.

IDEALLY SOMEONE WE'VE ALREADY

SEEN.

THIS IS A TOUGH ONE.

I WILL GIVE YOU UNTIL I FINISH

AN ORGAMI SWAN.

YOU ALREADY GOT IT?

>> THE SOURCE LEWIS MOB

DECEMBER SPIESS FOX NEWS

BECAUSE WE HAVE THEIR NUMBER

AND REPORT ON THEIR

ACCURATELY.

THEY USE THE MOVE-ON WEBSITE

TO SMEAR THIS NETWORK AND

OTHERS WITH WHOM THEY

DISAGREE.

THEY USE TECHNIQUES PERFECTED

BY THE NAZI MINISTER OF

INFORMATION.

THEY LIE, DISTORT, DEFAME ALL

THE TIME.

>> Jon: OKAY, STAFF.

YOU WIN THAT ROUND.

FIND ME THEIR BOSS.

FIND ME ROGER AILS, THE HEART

AND SOUL OF FOX NEWS, THE

BRAINS.

THE BOSS IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE

OPERATION.

FIND HIM.

FIND HIM EXPLICITLY.

FIND HIM EXPLICITLY CALLING

PEOPLE WHO AREN'T NAZIS NAZIS.

YEAH.

DO THAT, STAFF OF... OH, WHERE

IS IT?

I GUESS YOU DON'T HAVE THE

VIDEOTAPE.

DO YOU?

HUH?

I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING IN MY

EAR.

LOOKS MY STAFF... (LAUGHING).

OH, MY GOD.

IT'S GUNTHER, THE NEWS PIGEON.

ROGER AILS DID IT IN A PRINT

INTERVIEW SAYING OF THE NPR

EXECUTIVES WHO FIRED JUAN

WILLIAMS, QUOTE, THEY ARE OF

COURSE NAZIS.

THEY HAVE A KIND OF NAZI

ATTITUDE AND THEY ARE THE LEFT

WING OF NAZISM.

THAT'S CLOSE.

NOW FLY, GUNTHER, BE FREE.

ALL RIGHT.

THIS IS IT.

MY ULTIMATE CHALLENGE.

MEGAN KELLY HAS NOT SEEN

ANYONE EQUATING POLITICAL

OPPONENTS TO NAZI OR NAZI

BEHAVIOR.

FIND ME, OH, STAFF OF MINE,

ACTUALLY DOING IT ON

MS. KELLY'S SHOW.

I GIVE YOU UNTIL I FINISH THIS

HOME PERM KIT TO FIND WHAT

I... ROLL TAPE.

>> BERNIE, DID YOU WATCH IT?

WHAT DID YOU THINK?

>> WELL, TRUE BELIEVERS ALWAYS

MAKE ME A LITTLE NERVOUS.

I AM NOT CALLING THESE PEOPLE

NAZIS I WANT TO MAKE THAT

CLEAR BUT THEY ARE NOT

BEHAVING LIKE LIBERALS.

THEY ARE BEHAVING LIKE BROWN-

SHIRTED THUGS.

>> Jon: AHA!

I'M NOT SAYING THEY'RE NAZIS.

I'M SAYING THEY ARE BEHAVING

LIKE THE SOLDIERS HITLER USED.

AHA!

WELL, MS. KELLY, DON'T YOU

LOOK RIDICULOUS NOW.

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