The Daily Show Olympics Moment

  • Aired:  02/11/14
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Sportscaster Bob Costas learns the dangers of washing one's face with toxic Russian water. (1:50)

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>> Jon: WELCOME TO "THE DAILY

SHOW."

MY NAME IS JON STEWART.

OH, WE HAVE A FINE PROGRAMTONIGHT.

MY GUEST ELIZABETH KOLBERTAUTHOR OF THE SIXTH EXTINCTIONABOUT

HOW WE AS A SPECIES DOOMEDOURSELVES.

IT'S A BEACH READ REALLY.

[LAUGHTER]BUT FIRST, WE WANTED TO WISHGOOD HEALTH TO

YOUNG BOB COSTAS.

HE DROPPED OUT OF TONIGHT'SCOVERAGE DUE TO A NASTY EYE

INFECTION.

I TOLD HIM, BOB, DO NOT WASHYOUR FACE WITH THE WATER.

[ LAUGHTER ]BUT BOB IS ALL, I'M EIGHT-TIME

SPORTSCASTER OF THE YEAR BOBCOSTAS SURELY MY EYES EYES ARE

IMPERVIOUS TO RUSSIAN TOXINS.

LOOK AT THE POOR EYE.

[ LAUGHTER ]HE'S A GOOD MAN WE'RE GOING TO

HELP HIM OUT.

TO LIFT SOME OF THE BURDEN FROMBOB'S PINK, GOOPY SHOULDERS,

HERE IS TONIGHT'S "THE DAILYSHOW" OLYMPICS MOMENT.

♪ THAT DOESN'T SEEM VERY

SENSITIVE.

HERE WE GO.

I CAN DO THIS.

YESTERDAY SAW CANADIAN

SKIER ALEX BILODEAU WIN HISSECOND STRAIGHT GOLD IN MEN'SMOGULS.

HERE IS ALEX IN THE LEAD ANDTHIS OTHER DUDE IS CATCHING UPSO HE SHOT HIM RIGHT

THERE THE OTHER GUY DIED AND HEFELL OFF A CLIFF.

[ LAUGHTER ]SO ULTIMATELY A BIG VICTORY FOR

THE GUY WHO SHOT THE OTHER GUY.

[LAUGHTER]BOB, STAY AND REST THOSE PEEPERS

WE'VE GOT THESE GAMES COVEREDFOR YOU.

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