Cuccinelli vs. McAuliffe

  • Aired:  11/04/13
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Al Madrigal investigates a pair of remarkably unpopular Virginia gubernatorial candidates. (4:53)

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>> Jon: WELCOME BACK.

NOW -- I WILL SAY THIS, NEWYORK'S MAYORAL RACE NOT THE ONLY

ELECTION TOMORROW. IN VIRGINIAVOTERS WILL DECIDE BETWEEN TWO

TRULY REMARKABLE GUBERNATORIALCANDIDATES OF THEIR OWN.

[ LAUGHTER ]SOMEBODY HERE IS FROM VIRGINIA.

AL MADRIGAL HAS MORE.

>> VIRGINIA. THE STATE HAS GIVENUS SOME OF OUR MOST HONORED

LEADERS. AND IN TOMORROW'S GOVERNOR'S RACE SHE COULD GIVE

BIRTH TO ANOTHER.

REPUBLICAN KEN CUCINELLI ORDEMOCRAT TERRY McAULIFFE.

>> THESE TWO CANDIDATES AREAMONG THE WORST I'VE EVER SEEN.

>> APPARENTLY NEITHER IS FIT TOLEAD.

>> FOR VIRGINIANS IT'S A CHOICEBETWEEN A FAR RIGHT WING TEA

PARTY SOCIAL CONSERVATIVE AND ADEMOCRAT WHO HAS BEEN GUILTY OF

SLEAZY BUSINESS DEALS ANDQUESTIONABLE FUNDRAISING..

>> Reporter: PROFESSORWE'VE HEARD THIS BEFORE.

HOW BAD COULD THEY ACTUALLY BE?

>> I'VE NEVER SEEN UNFAVORABLERATINGS THIS HIGH FOR BOTH

OF THE MAJOR PARTY CANDIDATES.

LESS THAN 30% OF VIRGINIANS HAVELESA FAVORABLE VIEW OF EITHERAVE

CANDIDATE.

IF THEY WERE THAT BAD I HAD TOSEE IT FOR MYSELF, SO I HEADED

TO THEIR FINAL DEBATE. >> THEY ARE TRYING TO OUTLAW

COMMON FORMS OF CONTRACEPTIONAND WANT TO MAKE THE PILL

ILLEGAL.

>> TERRY SAID YOU HELP ME, IHELP YOU.

IT'S POLITICS.

>> Reporter: THEY SEEM LIKEYOUR RUN OF THE MILL JERKOFF

POLITICIANS.

>> TWO (bleep).

[LAUGHTER]>> MAYBE I JUST WASN'T PAYING

CLOSE ENOUGH ATTENTION.

THIS SEEMED FAMILIAR.

THE CUCH IS A TYPICAL TEAPARTYER AND TEFLON TERRY MIXES

POLITICS AND MONEY.

POL>> WITH CUCCINELLI THERE'SSOMETHING CALLED GIFT

GATE WHERE HE ACCEPTED MONEY.

>> YOU MEAN McAULIFFE.

>> THIS IS CUCINELLI. CUCCINELLIDOES THE EXACT SAME THING?

>> ANYTHING ELSE.

>> McAULIFFE HE WAS TAKING HISWIFE AND NEWBORN SON BACK FROM

THE HOSPITAL TO HOME BUT HESTOPPED AT A DEMOCRATIC FUND

RAISER FOR AN HOUR WHILE THEWIFE AND NEWBORN STAYED IN THE

CAR.

>> WHAT?

PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT THIS?

>> YES, HE BRAGGED ABOUT IT INHIS OWN BOOK.

>> SORRY, I JUST VOMITED IN MYMOUTH.

WAIT THERE'S MORE.

>> TERRY McAULIFFE IS A WALKINGNEGATIVE AD.

>> KEN CUCCINELLI IS OUT THERE.

>> HOMOPHOBIC AND ANTI-CHOICE.

>> THERE'S A QUESTION OF PRIVATEJETS AND VACATION HOMES.

>> THIS WILL IS NOT -->> HOLY (bleep) THIS IS A

NIGHTMARE.

EVEN MAJOR NEWSPAPERS AREENBORISSING NONE OF THE --

ENDORSING NONE OF THE ABOVE ANDGUY WHO IS NOT EVEN RUNNING.

>> YOU SEE WHY SO MANYVIRGINIANS ARE FLUMMOXED.

FLUMMOXED?

IS THAT A SOUTHERN TERM THAT MEANS THE SAME AS

(bleep)?

>> I HAD ONE VOTER TELL ME ITWAS A CHOICE BETWEEN A HEART

ATTACK AND CANCER.

>> TOMORROW VIRGINIANS WILLENTER A POLLING STATION AND

ACTUALLY HAVE TO PICK A HEART ATTACK OR CANCER TO

BE THE GOVERNOR.

WHAT INVOLUNTARY LOOKS OFHORRIBLE DISGUST RUN ACROSS EACH

VOTERS FACE WHEN MAKING THISDECISION. TO FIND OUT

WE MADE TWO DRINKS A TERRYMcAULIFFE, A GREASY MIX OF BEAT

JUICE, VINEGAR, ANCHOVIES, ANDCOMMERCIAL WASTE, AND THE

KEN CUCINELLI, A HAZARDOUSCOMBINATION OF IRISH CREAM,

VINEGAR, LIME JUICE, AND ANENTIRE BOTTLE OF WINDEX.

WE TOOK OUR SAMPLES TO THESTREETS.

FIRST UP THE CUCINELLI.

LET'S SEE THAT AGAIN IN SLOWMOTION.

HOW ABOUT THE McAULIFFE.

DID YOU JUST VOMIT RIGHTTHERE?

>> JUST A LITTLE.

>> NO ONE WAS PREPARED TO MAKETHE CHOICE.

WHICH ONE WOULD YOU RATHER DRINKFOR THE NEXT FOUR YEARS?

>> THEY ARE BOTH HORRIBLE.

I LOVE VIRGINIA BUT I DON'T KNOWWHAT PART OF VIRGINIA THIS

REPRESENTS.

PERHAPS WE WE HAVE TO FIND MORESUITABLE STAND-INS FOR PEOPLE

TO INGEST. BECAUSE NO CREDIBLECHOICES RAN IN YOUR STATE.

THE POLLS SAY 36% OF LIKELYVOTERS WILL CHOOSE POND SCUM

WHILE 43% ARE SUPPORTINGDOG

POOP.

WHAT DOES THIS SAY ABOUT THECURRENT STATE OF POLITICS.

IT WAS OUT OF THE MOUTH OF BABESWHERE TRUE WISDOM CAME.

>> I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MANYPEOPLE EAT DOG POOP.

>> CRAZY WORLD WE LIVE IN?

>> YES, IT IS.

>>YES IT IS, SON. YES IT IS.

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