Indecision 2013 - Hey, I'm Votin' Here Edition - Anthony Weiner's Concession

  • Aired:  09/11/13
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Anthony Weiner concedes defeat in the mayoral race and John Oliver bids farewell to the Carlos Danger era. (4:48)

ON THE AGONY OFDEFEAT SIDE, FORMER

CONGRESSMAN TURNED SOCIALMEDIA PIONEER ANTHONY WEINER.

>> WE HAD THE BEST IDEAS.

SADLY, I WAS AN IMPERFECTMESSENGER.

[LAUGHTER][APPLAUSE]

[CHEERS]>> Jon: "AN IMPERFECT

MESSENGER," IS AU.P.S. GUY WHO DINGS UP

YOUR PACKAGE A LITTLE BIT.

YOU'RE MORE LIKE IF THEU.P.S. GUY SHOWED YOU HIS

PACKAGE AND THEN TOLD YOUHE WAS GOING TO (bleep)

YOU SO HARD YOUR TITS ALMOST HITYOU IN THE FACE.

>> Jon: HERE'S THETHING...

[APPLAUSE][CHEERS]

>> Jon: I'M TRYING TOSLEEP.

KEEP IT DOWN.

I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!

[BOOS]>> Jon: OH, YOU LOVE

AFRO JON.

LOOK, WEINER HAD TO HAVEKNOWN HE WAS GOING TO

LOSE.

SO, YOU KNOW, HOW BADCOULD HIS NIGHT HAVE BEEN.

>> THE CONCESSION PARTYFELT LIKE A CIRCUS.

FIRST, SYDNEY LEATHERSSHOWED UP, THE WOMAN WHO

PUBLICIZED HER ONLINERELATIONSHIP WITH WEINER

IN JULY. AIDS EVENTUALLY SNUCKHIM INTO THE BAR THROUGH A

NEIGHBORING MCDONALDS.

THE SECURITY TEAM SCUFFLEDWITH REPORTERS.

THE CANDIDATE'S RESPONSE,A RAISED MIDDLE FINGER

THROUGH THE WINDOW JUSTBEFORE DRIVING OFF.

>> Jon: OKAY, HE ISLEARNING.

AT LEAST NOW HE IS JUSTFLASHING HIS FINGER.

I MEAN, THAT'S BABY STEPS.

FOR MORE ON THE END OFANTHONY WEINER'S MAYORAL

CAMPAIGN, WE GO LIVE TOJOHN OLIVER.

JOHN THANK YOUSO MUCH FOR JOINING US.

>> Reporter: YOU KNOW,JOHN, IT IS REALLY

BECOMING ALMOST A CLICHEIN AMERICAN POLITICS.

A HARD-FOUGHT POLITICALCAMPAIGN ENDED WITH A MAN

BEING CHASED THROUGHMcDONALD'S TO AVOID HIS

AMATEUR PORN STAR VIRTUALMISTRESS STALKER

BEFORE BIDDING THE LOCALMEDIA A HEARTY [BLEEP]. IT'S A

DANCE AS OLD AS TIME.

>> Jon: IT IS NOT REALLYHOW IT SEEMS A MAYORAL

CAMPAIGN USUALLY ENDS.

IT IS MORE LIKE AN EPISODEOF "COPS" WOULD END.

>> A GOOD ONE.

>> Jon: TELL ME THETRUTH, ARE YOU GOING TO

MISS HIM A LITTLE BIT?

>> NO, NOT A LITTLE BIT.

>> Jon: A SMIDGEON?

>> NO.

I'M NOT GOING TO MISS HIM.

>> Jon: YOU'RE NOT GOINGTO MISS THE DANGER?

>> NO.

♪♪♪DANGER ♪

>> Jon: YOU'RE NOT GOINGTO DO IT?

>> NO, I'M NOT GOING TO DOIT, JON.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

[APPLAUSE][CHEERS]

>> NO.

NO.

>> Jon: WOW!

WOW!

>> WAIT.

I'M STANDING OUTSIDEMcDONALD'S.

>> Jon: YOU REALLY ARE"HARRY POTTER."

DO THE (bleep) DANCE.

>> I'M NOT DOING THE(bleep) DANCE.

AND I'LL TELL YOU WHY.

NO, NO, NO.

[APPLAUSE][CHEERS]

>> HOLD ON.

>> Jon: WHY NOT, OLIVER,WHY NOT?

>> IT DOESN'T FEEL RIGHTANYMORE, JON.

SURE, IT WAS FUN WHEN HEWAS STILL RUNNING FOR

OFFICE, BEING A DICK TOEVERYONE HE MET.

I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE ITSME, BUT SOMEWHERE BETWEEN

HIM SPRINTING PAST THEDOLLAR VALUE MENU AND HIS

LONELY CAR RIDE HOME WITHONLY HIS MIDDLE FINGER TO

KEEP HIM COMPANY, I KINDOF LOST THE STOMACH FOR

THIS.

>> Jon: WHAT, ARE YOUCOMEDIAN OR A HUMAN BEING?

>> CAN'T I BE BOTH?

>> Jon: NO.

>> OKAY, I'LL DO IT.

BUT I'M NOT GOING TO ENJOYIT.

[LAUGHTER]>> IT'S NOT THE SAME. HE'S A

PATHETIC INDIVIDUAL.

>> Jon: JOHN OLIVER,EVERYBODY.

LET HIM HEAR IT.

[APPLAUSE][CHEERS]

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