War on Christmas - Bill O'Reilly Fires Back

  • Aired:  12/08/11
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Bill O'Reilly responds to Jon's declaration of war on Christmas. (2:01)

>> Jon: WELCOME TO THE DAILY SHOW, MY NAME IS JON STEWART.

WE HAVE A GOOD GUEST,

REPUBLICAN STRATEGIST ED GILLESPIE WILL BE JOINING US, I WILL ASK HIM ABOUT THE

GOP REPUBLICAN FIELD AND I WILL SIT BACK AND WATCH HIM WEEP, WEEP, LIKE A CHILD,

WILL WEEP.

(LAUGHTER) OH, WHERE ARE YOU, JEB BUSH?

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COMEDY CENTRAL (LAUGHTER) QUICK OFF THE TOP.

A COUPLE NIGHTS AGO I RESPONDED TO THE WAY CHRISTMAS SELL BRANTS FEEL WHEN THEY ARE UNABLE TO

CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS AT ALL TIMES AND ALL PLACES.

AND I ADDRESSED OUR NATION THUSLY.

>> MY FELLOW AMERICAN,

TONIGHT I HUM BELOW COME BEFORE YOU TO DECLARE WAR ON CHRISTMAS.

>> THAT WAS TWO DAYS AGO.

NOW LOOK AT ME.

(LAUGHTER) LOOK HOW WAR AGES A MAN.

THAT IS WEIRD, HOW CAN I AGE IN TWO DAYS.

IS THAT-- WELL, LAST NIGHT ONE OF SANTA'S UNUSUALLY LARGE ELVES FIRED BACK.

>> OUR PAL JON STEWART IS FOLLOWING THE VARIOUS CHRISTMAS CONTROVERSIES VERY CLOSELY.

>> NO, THERE IS NO QUESTION THAT MR. STEWART IS GOING TO HELL.

(LAUGHTER) (APPLAUSE) (LAUGHTER)

>> Jon: I KNOW.

(LAUGHTER) BUT HERE'S WHAT YOU AND YOUR MIGNONS DON'T UNDERSTAND,

O'REILLY.

YOUR HELL DOESN'T SCARE ME.

I MAKE MY LIVING WATCHING FOX NEWS EIGHT HOURS A DAY.

(LAUGHTER) I'M ALREADY IN HELL.

(LAUGHTER) BOOM!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) BOOM!

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