Intro - Jon Has the Bubons Again

  • Aired:  02/22/11
  •  | Views: 136,656

Jon wants everyone with children at home to buy an autoclave. (1:07)

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>> Jon: WELCOME TO "THE DAILY

SHOW," MY NAME IS JON STEWART.

OH, WE HAVE A SHOW FOR YOU

TONIGHT.

WE'VE PLANNED A SHOW FOR YOU

TONIGHT THAT I THINK YOU'RE

GOING TO ENJOY.

OUR GUEST TONIGHT IS THE GREAT

ANDERSON COOPER, HE'LL BE

JOINING US.

ANDERSON COOPER "360" DEGREES?

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

HIS SHOW IS A TITLE AND A

RECIPE.

(LAUGHTER)

TAKE ANDERSON COOPER, THEN 360

DEGREES, ROAST.

I HAVE THE BOUBON AGAIN.

(LAUGHTER)

IT'S THE SECOND TIME IN THREE

MONTHS.

LET ME SAY THIS TO ANYBODY OUT

THERE WITH CHILDREN AT HOME.

BUY AN AUTOCLAVE.

(LAUGHTER)

BECAUSE THESE PEOPLE ARE... THEY

SMEAR THINGS.

(LAUGHTER)

AND YOU DON'T KNOW.

YOU'RE JUST HAVING BREAKFAST.

(LAUGHTER)

YOU DON'T KNOW THAT THAT'S NOT

CREAM CHEESE.

(AUDIENCE REACTS)

OH, I'M SORRY

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