GOP - Special Victims Unit

  • Aired:  07/27/11
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Conservative pundits hate it when liberals play the victim card because it distracts from the real victims: conservatives. (6:24)

YOU KNOW, I ACTUALLY FEEL SORRY

FOR THE PUNDITS AND ANCHORS WHO

HAVE ADDED THIS STORY TO THEIR

FILE OF GRIEVANCES THAT ARE

PERPETRATED AGAINST THEM.

NOT BECAUSE I THINK THEY ARE

ACTUALLY VICTIMS OF PERSECUTION,

BUT BECAUSE I KNOW THAT THE

SENSE OF GRIEVANCE AND

VICTIMIZATION THAT APPEARS TO

PERVADE THEIR EVERY WAKING

MOMENT IS ACTUALLY SOMETHING

THEY HATE... IN OTHERS.

>> LIBERALS DO MAKE THEMSELVES

OUT TO BE VICTIMS.

>> VICTIMIZATION, SAYING YOU

GUYS ON THE LEFT COME UP WITH.

>> LIBERALS WANT THE PLAY

VICTIM.

>> THEY PLAY THE VICTIMHOOD CARD

ALL THE TIME.

>> Jon: ALL THE TIME!

[LAUGHTER]

VICTIMS PLAY THE VICTIM CARD.

LIBERALS PLAY IT EVEN WHEN

THEY'RE PLAYING YACHT EASY,

WHICH -- YACHT EASY, WHICH

DOESN'T USE CARDS.

IT'S ANNOYING.

I GUESS THE REASON CONSERVATIVES

HATE IT WHEN LIBERALS PLAY THE

VICTIM CARD IS THAT IT DISTRACTS

FROM THE REAL VICTIMS,

CONSERVATIVES.

>> WHERE ARE WE RIGHT NOW WITH

THIS ONSLAUGHT OF PERSONAL

ATTACKS ON CONSERVATISM?

>> WE TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT ALL

OF THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN

VICTIMIZED BY THE VENOM OF THE

MAINSTREAM MEDIA'S LIBERAL BIAS.

>> IT IS THE LAST ACCEPTABLE

FORM OF MISOGANY IN THIS

COUNTRY, HATRED AND PREJUDICE

TOWARDS CONSERVATIVE FEMALES.

>> THE LAST BASTION OF RACISM IS

AGAINST ANY BLACKS OR HISPANICS

WHO VOW TO BE CONSERVATIVE.

-LAST ACCEPTABLE PREJUDICE IS

ANTI-CATHOLICISM.

>> CHRISTIANITY OR CHRISTIANS

ARE ACTUALLY THE LAST ACCEPTABLE

PEOPLE WHO CAN BE DISCRIMINATED

AGAINST.

>> CONSERVATIVES ARE ALEN ON

COLLEGE CAMPUSES AND THEY'RE OUT

IN THE WOODS.

>> CHRISTIANS FEEL ALONE AT

CHRISTMAS RIGHT NOW IN THIS

SOCIETY THAT WE LIVE IN BECAUSE

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE TOLERANT OF

EVERY RELIGION, OH, EXCEPT

CHRISTIANITY.

[LAUGHTER]

>> Jon: GRETCHEN, IF YOU EVER

FEEL ALONE AT CHRISTMASTIME,

HEAD OVER TO A CHINESE

RESTAURANT.

THEY'RE JAMMED.

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

I JUST... IT'S KIND OF A FUNNY

THING.

SEE, WHAT HAPPENS AT CHRISTMAS

IS THERE'S NOT A WHOLE LOT

THAT'S OPEN, SO JEWS ULTIMATELY,

JUST DON'T ASK BERNIE GOLDBERG.

THEY'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WAS

TALKING ABOUT.

I'M SORRY.

I HAD NO IDEA.

I HAD NO IDEA... NO, IT'S TRUE.

STAY WITH ME.

I HAD NO IDEA THAT LIFE FOR

CONSERVATIVES WAS SO DIFFICULT

IN THIS COUNTRY.

TELL ME A LITTLE BIT IF YOU

WOULD ABOUT THE BAD PEOPLE

HOLDING YOUR KIND BACK.

>> LIBERALS DO NOT BELIEVE IN

FREE SPEECH.

>> LIBERALS DON'T CARE ABOUT

BLACKS.

THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT WOMEN.

THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT GAYS.

>> LIBERALS ARE GODLESS PEOPLE.

THEY DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD.

>> LIBERALS LOVE DICTATORS.

>> SHE HAS FIVE KIDS.

LIBERALS DON'T HAVE FIVE KIDS.

>> ON THE FAR LEFT, THOSE COOKS,

THEY'RE INSANE.

THE LEFT IS UNITING WITH

ISLAMISTS.

>> THE SECULAR SOCIALIST LEFT.

>> FAR LEFT-WING REPTILES.

>> PROGRESSIVISM IS A CANCER.

>> THE RADICAL LIBERAL LEFT FAR

LEFT HATE MACHINE.

>> THE BLAME-AMERICA FIRST

CROWD.

>> SO VICIOUS, SO MEAN, SO

CRUEL, AND I DON'T HEAR THIS

COMING FROM CONSERVATIVES ABOUT

LIBERALS.

[LAUGHTER]

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

>> Jon: YOU DON'T?

[WHISPERING] YOU SHOULD WATCH

THE SHOW TONIGHT.

WE MADE A BIG MONTAGE.

THAT, MY FRIENDS, THAT'S MY

FAVORITE, THAT ONE RIGHT THERE.

SO VICIOUS, SO MEAN, SO CRUEL,

AND I DON'T HEAR IT COMING FROM

CONSERVATIVES ABOUT LIBERALS.

THAT IS, IF I MAY SAY, SOME OF

THE MOST FREE-RANGE, ORGANICALLY

GROWN, DISINGENUOUS

IDEALOGICALLY MARINATED

UNSELF-AWARENESS I'VE EVER SEEN

IN THE WILD.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S WOKEN ME

UP.

ED TO REALITY OF WHAT SOME

PEOPLE FACE IN THIS COUNTRY,

JUST FOR THEIR POLITICAL

BELIEFS.

YOU KNOW, IF YOU WANT TO LEARN

MORE ABOUT THE HATEFUL

HYPERBOLIC NAME-CALLING AND

MALICE MONGERING THAT PEOPLE ON

THE RIGHT FACE EVERY DAY IN THIS

COUNTRY, VISIT YOUR LOCAL

LIBRARY AND CHECK OUT SOME OF

THESE INFORMATIVE TITLES.

WHILE YOU LISTEN TO THE LIST,I'M

JUST GOING TO ENJOY A LITTLE

SNACK.

[LAUGHTER]

>> JOINING US NOW FROM

WASHINGTON, SYNDICATED COLUMNIST

MICHELLE MALKIN, THE AUTHOR OF

THE BOOK "UNHINGED CRN EXPOSING

LIBERALS GONE WILD."

>> FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR JONAH

GOLDBERG IS HERE.

>> "ARGUING WITH IDIOTS."

>> ANN COLTER IS THE CHURCH OF

"GODLESS: THE CHURCH OF

LIBERALISM."

>> HOW ISLAM AND THE LEFT

SABOTAGE AMERICA.

>> HOW THE LEFT SWIFT BOATED

AMERICA, THE LIBERAL MEDIA

CONSPIRACY TO MAKE YOU THINK

GEORGE W. BUSH WAS THE WORST

PRESIDENT IN HISTORY.

>> YOUR TEACHER SAID WHAT?

DEFENDING OUR KIDS FROM THE

LIBERAL ASSAULT ON CAPITALISM.

>> "NEW YORK POST" COLUMNIST'S

NEW BOOK "THE HOLLYWOOD HACK,

LIMOUSINE LIBERALS AND

PANDZERING POLITICIANS WHO ARE

DESTROYING AMERICA."

>> Jon: NOT DONE.

>> "HOLY ALLIANCE: RADICAL SLOSM

AND THE AMERICA LEFT."

>> "LEFT TURN: HOW LIBERAL MEDIA

BIAS DESTROYS THE AMERICAN

MIND."

>> "GUILTY: LIBERAL VICTIMS AND

THEIR SAUL ON AMERICA."

>> "DEMONIC: HOW THE LIBERAL MOB

IS ENDANGERING AMERICA."

>> "LOSING OUR LIDGE: LIBERAL

MEDIA'S ATTACK ON CHRISTIANITY.

"

>> "ONE-PARTY CLASSROOM: HOW

RADICAL PROFESSORS INDOCTRINATE

STUDENTS AND UNDERMINE OUR

DEMOCRACY."

BOY, THE TITLES OF BOOKS ARE

JUST GETTING SO LONG NOW.

[LAUGHTER]

>> Jon: I KNOW THOSE BOOKS

SOUND BAD, BUT CONSIDER THIS:

WITHOUT BOOKS LIKE THOSE, WHAT

WOULD WE GET OUR GRANDPARENTS

FOR THEIR BIRTHDAYS?

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