Fried & Prejudice - Paula Deen's Diagnosis

  • Aired:  06/20/13
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Jessica Williams offers suggestions to help Paula Deen control her racist cravings. (2:53)

SAUCE OFF HER PLATE.

FOR MORE ON THIS WE ARE

JOINED BY JESSICA WILLIAMS.

JESSICA.

>> HI.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> PAULA DEEN CLEARLY HAS

SAID SOME PROFOUNDLY

OFFENSIVE THINGS.

WHAT IS NEXT?

>> JOHN, I THINK WE ALL NEED

TO TAKE A STEP BACK AND CALM

DOWN.

THIS WOMAN HAS A VERY

SERIOUS CONDITION.

>> THAT'S RIGHT, WE

MENTIONED THAT EARLIER.

SHE HAS DIABETES.

>> NO, NO, NO.

I'M TALKING ABOUT HERR

DISEASE.

PAULA CLEARLY SUFFERS FROM

EITHER TYPE 1 OR TYPE II

RACISM.

>> WOW, I DIDN'T REALIZE

THERE WERE TWO DISTINCT

TYPES.

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

TYPE 1 RACISM IS INHERITED.

IT RUNS IN FAMILIES.

AND THERE IS REASON TO

BELIEVE THAT DEEN'S ANCESTORS

HAD A STRONG STRAIN OF THE

RACISM GENE.

SHE RECENTLY WENT ON A

GENIOLOGY SHOW AND FOUND OUT

ABOUT SOME FAMILY HEIRLOOMS.

>> LET ME SHOW YOU THIS

DOCUMENT HERE, SEE.

>> SLAVE INHABITANTS.

35, THAT'S A LOT.

>> YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE

IS A LOT?

ONE, ONE SLAVE IS A LOT OF

SLAVES, PAULA GENE.

JUST ONE, ONE.

(APPLAUSE)

>> THAT'S FAIR.

SO IF HER FAMILY-OWNED

SLAVES THAT'S PRETTY STRONG

EVIDENCE THAT HER RACISM IS

TYPE 1.

>> NO, IT COULD STILL BE

TYPE II.

>> WHAT IS THAT, THAT IS

ADULT ONSET RACISM.

>> EXACTLY.

THAT'S A LIFESTYLE DISEASE

THAT YOU DEVELOP ONLY AFTER

YEARS OF CLOGGING YOUR BRAIN

VEINS WITH PURE SATURATED

DIXIE NOSTALGIA.

>> IS THERE A CURE.

>> NO, BUT DONE WORRY THESE

DAYS RACISM IS RARELY FATAL

DEFEND-- DEPENDING ON WHO

YOU EXPRESS IT IN FRONT OF.

EVEN IF ARE YOU DIAGNOSED

LATE LIKE PAULA YOU CAN

STILL TAKE RESPONSIBILITY

AND MANAGE YOUR SYMPTOMS.

>> THAT SOUNDS GREAT.

HOW WOULD YOU DO THAT.

>> WELL, TREATMENT OF RACISM

HAS COME A LONG WAY.

TODAY PEOPLE LIKE PAULA CAN

CONTROL THEIR RACISM

CRAVINGS WITH A NIGGERETTE

PATCH.

>> I'M SORRY, I THINK

MAYBE --

>> NO, A NIGGERETTE PATCH.

>> OH BOY.

>> YOU CAN GET THEM

OVER-THE-COUNTER AT ANY

STUCKEYS OR PIGGLY WIGGLYLY.

YOU SEE THE PATCH HELPS TO

SUPPRESS THE WORD TO BLURT

OUT ANYTHING OFFENSIVE BY

REGULATING ACTIVITY IN THE

BRAIN'S RACISM CENTER KNOWNS

AS THE ANYDDALA.

>> YOU ARE SAYING WITH HELP

PAULA DEEN COULD LIVE A FULL

NORMAL LIFE.

>> SURE, AT LEAST UNTIL SHE

CLOAKED ON A SAUSAGE FRITTER

OR VAT OF BUTTER.

>> THANKS, JESS KA.

YOU HAVE SHOWN REMARKABLE

SYMPATHY FOR SOMEONE WHO

SAID SUCH HORRIBLE HURTFUL

THINGS.

>> PLEASE, PAULA DEEN'S

PEOPLE AREN'T HURTING BLACK

PEOPLE AS MUCH AS HER

RECIPES ARE.

>> THAT'S A FAIR POINT,

JESSICA WILLIAMS, EVERYONE.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BAC

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