Landlord Joe Biden

  • Aired:  08/02/11
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In these financially difficult times, Joe Biden makes some extra coin by renting his backyard cottage to Secret Service agents. (2:02)

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>> Jon: WELCOME TO "THE DAILY

SHOW".

MY NAME IS JON STEWART.

GREAT SHOW TONIGHT.

JASON BATEMAN IS HERE.

I'M NOT SURE WHAT MOVIE HE IS

PROMOTING BECAUSE AS FAR AS I'M

CONCERNED HE IS IN ALL OF THEM.

[LAUGHTER]

AND IN ALL OF OUR HEARTS.

BIG DAY TODAY.

THE SENATE PASSED AND PRESIDENT

OBAMA SIGNED A MEASURE TO RAISE

THE DEBT CEILING AND CUT

TRILLIONS IN FEDERAL SPENDING.

THE REPUBLIC LIVES TO FIGHT

ANOTHER DAY.

THE ECONOMIC WOES ARE NOT OVER.

IT'S BAD OWL THERE.

OUR BAD IS IT IF YOU WERE

INVOLVED IN A COMEDIC RESPONSE?

[LAUGHTER]

I'LL SHOW YOU.

>> VICE PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN HAS

ANOTHER JOB, LANDLORD.

[LAUGHTER]

>> Jon: THAT'S NOT SO ODD.

I WOULD HAVE GUESSED GREETER AT

SOME TYPE OF RIVERBOAT CASINO OR

BARTENDER AT A HAUNTED HOTEL.

BUT THESE ARE DIFFICULT TIMES.

EVERYBODY IS TRYING TO MAKE

EXTRA COIN.

NOT LIKE IT'S COMING OUT OF OUR

POCKETS.

>> RECORDS SHOW BIDEN CHARGES

RENT TO THE SECRET SERVICE

AGENTS WHO PROTECT HIM IN HIS

FAMILY.

THE GOVERNMENT SHELLING OUT

$2200 A MONTH TO RENT A COTTAGE

NEXT TO BIDEN'S MANSION IN

DELAWARE.

>> Stephen: FIRST OF ALL --

>> Jon: FIRST OF ALL, $2200 A

MONTH TO LIVE IN A COTTAGE IN

HIS BACKYARD UNTIL DELAWARE.

HOW COME HE IS A GOOD NEGOTIATOR

RENT.

HOW DO YOU COLLECT RENT FROM THE

GUYS YOU DEPEND UPON TO SAVE

YOUR LIFE.

GUYS, IT'S AUGUST 1, WHERE IS

THE RENT?

SORRY I LEFT MY CHECKBOOK IN MY

OTHER BULLET PROOF VEST.

ASK ME TOMORROW WHEN I'M JOGGING

ALONGSIDE YOUR CAR TO PROTECT

YOU.

I DON'T CARE HOW CLOGGED YOUR

SINK IS, NOBODY NEEDS TO SEE

THIS.

[LAUGHTER]

SEE WHAT TH

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