The New Adventures of Old Christie

  • Aired:  01/22/14
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Hoboken Mayor Dawn Zimmer questions the Christie administration's dispersal of Hurricane Sandy funds, and Bob McDonnell struggles to follow his own advice. (4:42)

THERE'S NO WAY THE NEW JERSEYSTORY HAS THE FUN

DETAILS.

THE NEW JERSEY STORY CANNOT HAVETHE FUN DETAILS OF PRESCRIPTION

STRENGTH GRAFT UNLESSESCRIPTIONEX-MISSISSIPPI GOVERNOR HALEY

BARBOUR WANTS TO WEIGH IN ONTHE VERACITY OF THE HOBOKEN

MAYOR'S CLAIMS.

>> THE NEWS MEDIA IS WILLING TOLEAP AT ANY FARFETCHED STORY

WHERE THE BASIS OF FACT ISUNBELIEVABLE.

THIS IS A LADY MAYORWHOA WHOA, LADY MAYOR?

I BELIEVE THEY PREFER TO BECALLED MAYORMOISELLES,

MAYOR-ETTE OR MAYOR.

[ LAUGHTER ]THE MAYOR OF HOBOKEN HAS BEEN

ACCUSED.

WHAT EVIDENCE DO YOU HAVE OF THETHREATS.

>> I WROTE IN MY JOURNAL AT THETIME BECAUSE I WAS TOTAL -- I

MEAN I WAS UPSET.

>> Jon: YOU WROTE IT IN YOURJOURNAL.

FIRST OF ALL, AS WE HEARDEARLIER YOU ARE NOT A MAN,

MAYOR, YOU DON'T HAVE A JOURNAL.

YOU ARE A LADY MAYOR, YOU HAVE ADIARY.

[LAUGHTER]BUT -- BUT.

>> I COULDN'T BELIEVE WHAT SHEWAS SAYING TO ME. I TALK

ABOUT EVERYTHING WITH GOVERNORCHRISTIE AND WHAT HAS HAPPENED

HERE AND IT ENDS WITH ME TALKINGABOUT MY HUSBAND AND HOW MUCH I

LOVE HIM.

>> Jon: I DIDN'T KNOW DIARIESHAD A B STORY.

THIS HAS RISEN TO THE LEVEL OFMUST BE BROUGHT TO LIFE ON OUR

SHOW.

JESS?

♪ >> DEAR DIARY, I MET WITH THE

LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR TODAY SHETHREATENED TO WITHHOLD THE MONEY

FOR HOBOKEN. IT REMINDED ME OF JUST HOW MUCH I WANT TO GO

HOME AND GET HOBONKIN WITH MYHUSBAND.

WHO I LOVE VERY MUCH AS YOU KNOWFROM PREVIOUS ENTRIES.

THANK YOU.

[ APPLAUSE ]>> Jon: SO MAYOR ZIMMER'S

DIARY OUTLINES THAT CHRISTIE'SLIEUTENANT GOVERNOR KIM GUADAGNO

THREATENED HER. HER RESPONSE?

>> I THOUGHT I HAD A GOODRELATIONSHIP WITH THE MAYOR OF

HOBOKEN.

THE MAYOR ONCE TOLD ME THERE WASAN EMPTY HOLE AND SHE ASKED ME

HELP HER FIND A COMPANY TO FILLIT.

WE DID.

[ LAUGHTER ]>> Jon: YOU KNOW IN NEW JERSEY

THAT COULD MEAN SO MANY THINGS.

MAYBE ONE OF THEM GOOD.

[ LAUGHTER ]I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW WHAT LADY

MAYOR ZIMMER THOUGHT OF THAT

EXCHANGE.

>> DEAR DIARY, TODAY I FEELPOSITIVELY HO-BROKEN.

THANK GOD FOR YOU DIARY MYTRUSTY OUTLET FOR RECORDING

THINGS I'LL LATER NEED TOPRESENT AS HARD EVIDENCE.

SPEAKING OF WHICH IT'S DATENIGHT.

WINK, WINK AROOOGA, HUBA, HUBAMOMMY LIKEY.

THANK YOU.

[ APPLAUSE ]>> Jon: BACK TO VIRGINIA.

WHY WOULD POSSIBLE PRESIDENTIALCONTENDER BOB McDONNELL AND

HIS WIFE MAUREEN RISK EVERYTHINGFOR A SPORTS CAR AND SOME

ADMITTEDLY HIGH ENDANTI-INFLAMMATORY MEDICATION.

>> LET ME READ ONE OF THEE-MAILS FROM MRS. McDONNELL.

I NEED TALK TO YOU ABOUTINAUGURAL CLOTHING BUDGET.

I NEED ANSWERS AND BOB ISSCREAMING ABOUT THE THOUSANDS

I'M WRACKING UP IN CREDIT CARDDEBT. WE'RE BROKE.

>> Jon: SO THEY HAD MONEYPROBLEMS. WE ALL KNOW WHAT

NEEDS TO HAPPEN HERE. SOMEONENEEDS TO SIT THEM

DOWN AND GIVE THEM STRAIGHT TALKABOUT FINANCIAL RESPONSIBILITY.

>> YOU CAN'T SPEND MORE THAN YOUHAVE.

>> SPENDING IS OUT OF CONTROL ATA LOT OF LEVELS OF GOVERNMENT.

>> WE HAVE TO LIVE WITHIN OURMEANS.

>> UNTIL WE MANAGE THEGOVERNMENT'S MONEY LIKE PEOPLE

MANAGE THEIR OWN MONEY.

>> Jon: YOU HAVE TO WONDERWHAT WAS GOING THROUGH HER MIND

AROUND THAT TIME.

PERHAPS JESSICA WILLIAMS CANENLIGHTEN US WITH THIS.

♪ >> DEAR DIARY, VITAMIN BOY

BETTER COME THROUGH WITH THATDRESS I WILL (bleep) SHOVE

THOSE HORSE PILLS SO FAR UP HISASS HE WILL WISH HE NEVER PAID

FOR MY DAUGHTER'S WEDDING OROTHER DAUGHTER'S WEDDING. AND

THOSE PLANE TRIPS AND INCREDIBLYEFFECTIVE AND MUCH NEEDED

ANTI-INFLAMMATORYS.

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