Bill O'Reilly

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Bill O'Reilly explains that no one can talk to Glenn Beck and refuses to attend the Rally to Restore Sanity. (9:03)

>> Jon: WELCOME BACK TO THE

SHOW.

MY GUEST TONIGHT -- MY GUEST

TONIGHT NEEDS NO INTRODUCTION

AND YET WE'RE GOING TO GIVE HIM

A NICE ONE ANYWAY.

HIT IT, MY FRIEND.

♪ WHAT A SHOW WHAT A GUEST, WHAT

A NIGHT ♪

WE'VE GOT O'REILLY ♪

HE'S OUT OF SIGHT ♪

♪ OH, HE'S SHARP AS A TACK HE'S

NUMBER ONE, THE BEST OF THE

BEST, HE'S BILL O'REILLY ♪

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> Jon: YEAH.

YES!

YES!

COME AND JOIN US.

WE WILL DONE.

WE WILL DONE.

>> VERY WELL DONE.

VERY WELL DONE.

>> Jon: PLEASE HAVE A SEAT.

>> OKAY.

[LAUGHTER]

>> Jon: HAVE A SEAT, ENJOISM.

>> HOW ARE YOU DOING?

>> Jon: I'M DOING VERY WELL.

>> GOOD.

>> Jon: YOU KNOW WHY I DID

THAT?

WHEN I CAME ON THE SHOW.

SHOW THEM THE CLIP.

>> STEWART IS BACK.

IT'S INEXPLICABLE BUT HE'S HERE.

>> Jon: WHAT ABOUT HI, JON,

GREAT TO SEE YOU?

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO HOS PILL

TALITY?

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO WELCOMING A

GUEST INTO YOUR HOME MAKING THEM

FEEL COMFORTABLE.

WHAT IS THIS, STEWART BACK, DID

YOU BRING ME SOMETHING TO

STPHAOET YOU FWHEE I MEAN --

SOMETHING TO EAT?

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

IT HURT NOT JUST HERE BUT HERE

AND HERE.

>> YEAH.

>> Jon: THE BOOK IS PIN

TKHRETS HEADS AND -- PINHEADS

AND PATRIOTS.

>> EXCELLENT.

>> Jon: YOU CAN'T SAY THAT

ABOUT YOUR OWN BOOK.

I READ IT TODAY.

>> YOU DID READ THIS BOOK?

>> Jon: 19 MINUTES IT TOOK ME.

>> YOU WHIPPED THROUGH IT?

WHAT WAS THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE

BOOK FOR YOU?

>> Jon: THE REPRINT OF YOUR

INTERVIEW WITH PRESIDENT BARACK

OBAMA THAT TAKES UP THE LAST 50

PAGES.

>> RIGHT.

>> Jon: I REALLY THOUGHT --

>> WHY DID WE DO THAT J WHY?

>> WHY DID WE REPRINT THE

INTERVIEW?

>> Jon: I DON'T --

>> YOU READ IT MY --

>> Jon: WHEN YOU GRADED OBAMA

PINHEAD V PATRIOT.

YOU GAVE HIM PATRIOT POINTS.

>> ABSOLUTELY.

>> Jon: ENERGY LEVEL PATRIOT.

>> GOOD HAIRCUT.

>> Jon: AND YOU SAID HE WAS

NOT HUGO CHAVEZ.

>> RIGHT.

>> Jon: DID I READ THE BOOK OR

DID I READ THE BOOK.

>> I GAVE HIM HIGH MARKS FOR ITS

DRONE PROGRAM.

HE SENT IN DRONES TO KILL AL

QAEDA.

>> Jon: ANYTHING ILLEGAL YOU

LIKE.

>> IT'S NOT ILLEGAL YOU ACLU

SYMPATHIZER.

IT'S ABSOLUTELY LEGAL.

[LAUGHTER]

I WANT TO WARN COLBERT THERE'S A

DRONE ON THE WAY.

>> Jon: NO.

DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT.

THAT'S TERRIBLE.

>> JUST WAITING FOR HIM TO BE

ALONE.

>> Jon: THAT'S NOT EVEN, NO.

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT WAS A PINHEAD

REMARK.

>> WAS IT?

>> Jon: THAT WAS NOT A PATRIOT

REMARK.

SPEAKING OF BUDDIES, I WAS OVER

AT THE FOX NEWS --

>> WE NOTICED YOU WERE THERE.

>> Jon: THE BUNKER, THE TEMPLE

OF DOOM.

TEMPLE OF MORTAR.

[LAUGHTER]

I HAVE TO ASK YOU -- YOU KNOW I

WAS COMING ON TO PROMOTE THE

BOOK.

YOU WERE KIND ENOUGH TO HAVE ME

AND I ENJOY BEING ON THE

PROGRAM.

YOU ARE OVER THERE THE FAIREST

PERSON --

>> FAIREST PERSON OVER THERE.

>> Jon: BY A MILE.

>> THE FAIREST PERSON IN THE

TEMPLE OF DOOM.

>> Jon: THAT'S RIGHT.

>> OKAY.

[LAUGHTER]

I HAVE TO PUT THAT ON MY RESUME.

>> Jon: YOU REALLY SHOULD.

SO I WANTED TO COME ON THE GLENN

BECK PROGRAM WITH MY BOOK AND

THEY WOULDN'T HAVE US.

>> THEY DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

>> Jon: I KNOW BUT WE

CALLED --

>> I TOLD BECK I SAID HAVE

STEWART HE IS PRETTY FUNNY.

>> Jon: HE HE SAID NO GO.

>> DOESN'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

YOU SHOWED THE BOOK COVER, "

EARTH: AND WHY ARE WE ON IT"

IS THAT THE NAME OF IT.

>> Jon: IF I MAY --

>> CAN WE ZERO IN ON THE COVER

AGAIN.

THERE YOU ARE SITTING NEXT TO

COLBERT.

>> Jon: NO.

CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING HE DID

THE SAME JOKE ON THE FACTOR.

COLBERT CALLED ME AND SAID THE

MONKEY JOKE, I SAID YEAH, HE

SAID PRETTY FUNNY.

>> I'M GLAD WE GOT THAT IN

BEFORE THE DRONE.

>> Jon: SETTLE DOWN!

I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A

CONVERSATION WITH HIM.

>> WITH GLENN BECK?

NOBODY CAN.

HE'S IN A SEALED ROOM.

>> Jon: IS HE LIKE THE BUBBLE

BOY OF FOX NEWS?

>> HE DOES THE RADIO.

HE GOES BACK IN THE SEALED ROOM.

THEY LET HIM OUT FOR TV AND HE

GOES BACK.

YOU CAN'T SEE HIM.

HE'S LIKE ELVIS AND HOWARD

HUGHES.

YOU CAN'T.

>> Jon: DO YOU REN NOW IN THE

OLD DAYS OF FOX NEWS YOU WERE

THE FIRE -- NOW YOU ARE THE DAD.

GLENN, RELAX EVERYTHING WILL BE

FINE.

YOU DENTED THE CAR.

IT WILL BE OKAY.

>> THE LAST TIME YOU WERE ON YOU

SAID I WAS THE THINNEST KID IN

THE FAT CAMP TRYING TO GIVE ME A

COMPLIMENT WHICH WAS --

>> Jon: HIGH PRAISE.

>> TERRIBLY INSULGT.

EVERYBODY HATES YOU IN THE

TEMPLE OF DOOM.

I'M SURPRISED YOU GOT OUT OF

THERE ALIVE.

>> Jon: WHEN YOU GO OVER

THERE.

I LEAVE I TAPE THE O'REILLY

FACTOR.

AS I LEAVE PEOPLE ARE LINING THE

HALLWAYS LIKE BRUBAKEER STYLE

WITH THIS LOOK IN THEIR EYES

LIKE, TAKE US WITH YOU.

[LAUGHTER]

CRAZIEST THING I EVER SAW.

>> I UNDERSTAND IT.

[LAUGHTER]

IT'S HARD TO WORK IN THE DOOMED

TEMPLE.

>> Jon: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO

DO -- I WATCHED YOU INTERVIEW

SARAH PALIN AND I GET THE SENSE

FROM WATCHING YOU THAT YOU ARE

NOT CONVINCED YET THAT SHE WOULD

BE A REAL GOOD PRESIDENT.

>> I'M NOT CONVINCED ANYBODY IN

AMERICA WOULD BE A REAL GOOD

PRESIDENT AT THIS POINT YONCH IS

PERHAPS BILL O'REILLY TALKING

ABOUT HIS OWN FUTURE?

>> NO, I'M NOT.

TALK ABOUT PINHEADS, I MEAN --

GET INTO THAT RACKET.

YOU HAVE TO BEG FOR MONEY.

YOU NEED $150 MILLION FOR RUN.

>> Jon: WHY IS IT SO CORRUPT.

HERE IS WHERE WE CAN COME TO AN

AGREEMENT.

WE MAY NEVER AGREE ON POLICY.

CORRUPTION.

CORRUPTION.

I DON'T LIKE CORRUPT MEDIA.

I DON'T LIKE CORRUPT FINANCES.

I WOULD BE WILLING -- WHAT ARE

THE RIGHT WING TORT REFORM AND

YOU GET TO BUY INSURANCE IN

DIFFERENT STATES.

ALL THAT STUFF IS FINE.

WHEN ARE WE GOING TO DEAL WITH

THE CORRUPTION AT THE HEART OF

KNEES PROBLEMS.

>> I'LL ALLEY WITH YOU.

>> Jon: DID YOU JUST PROPOSE

GAY MARRIAGE TO ME?

MAN SHALL NOT ALLY WITH OTHER

MAN.

>> YOU ARE A EXPERT YOU'LL MAN.

>> Jon: I HAVE READ LEVTITCUS.

I STAY IN A LOT OF HOTELS.

I READ THE BIBLE QUITE

FREQUENTLY.

>> REALLY?

>> I LIKE TO SCARE MY KIDS

BEFORE BED.

[LAUGHTER]

>> OH, LORD.

[LAUGHTER]

>> Jon: LET ME ASK YOU THIS.

>> THE CORRUPTION YOU ARE RIGHT.

IT'S A CORRUPT SYSTEM BECAUSE

THESE PEOPLE HAVE TO RAISE MONEY

AND THEY'VE GOT TO -- YOU KNOW,

EVERYBODY COMING IN SAID WE'LL

GIVE YOU THIS BUT YOU HAVE TO DO

THAT.

>> Jon: IT'S LIKE AN

INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX BETWEEN THE

GOVERNMENT, THE LOBBYISTS, THE

MEDIA.

>> EVERYBODY IS DIFFERENT YOU

DON'T GENERALIZE LIKE.

THAT THEY SPEND SO MUCH TIME

RAISING MONEY AND KISSING BUTT

BUT THEY DON'T THINK ABOUT

PROBLEM SOLVING.

THE LIBERAL PINHEADS ARE JUST AS

BAD AS THE RIGHT WING PINHEADS.

>> Jon: NOBODY IS SUGGESTING

THAT PINHEADS OF EITHER SIDE IS

PLEASANT.

>> THE GOOD PEOPLE NUMBER ONE

DON'T WANT TO PUT THEMSELVES

THROUGH THE EXERCISE BECAUSE

THEY GET RIPPED UP BY PEOPLE

LIKE YOU.

>> Jon: I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE

A RALLY FOR THOSE PEOPLE TO

RESTORE SANITY.

WILL YOU COME TO THE RALLY TO

RESTORE SANITY.

COME TO THE RALLY.

COME TO THE RALLY.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

COME TO THE RALLY!

ARE YOU COMING?

>> YOU HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK

HERE.

>> Jon: WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A

BREAK.

>> WHEN WE COME BACK I'LL TELL

YOU WHY I'M NOT COMING.

>> Jon: CAN I TELL YOU WHY I

WANT YOU TO COME?

>> NO.

>> Jon: I WANT TO SEE IF THE

RALLY TO RESTORE SANITY WORKS.

>> YOU AND COLBERT DON'T WANT ME

TO COME BECAUSE IF I COME

THERE'S A BIG CROWD AND YOU

WON'T GET ANY CREDIT.

YOU WANT TO BE ALONE.

LET'S LET STEWART AND COLBERT

STAND ON THEIR OWN FOUR FEET.

THEY DON'T NEED ME.

MAKE SENSE IT'S A HALLOWEEN

THING AND I DON'T HAVE A

COSTUME.

>> Jon: I APPRECIATE YOU

MAKING US PULL US UP BY OUR OWN

BOOTSTRPS.

>> DON'T PIGGY BACK ON ME AND

BECK.

YOU ARE IN ON YOUR OWN.

IF SIX PEOPLE SHOW UP I'M ALL

OVER YOU.

YOU'LL BE ON VACATION FOR A

MONTH.

>> Jon: IF YOU ARE OUT THERE

NOT FOR ME, NOT FOR AMERICA, BUT

TO MAKE HIM EAT HIS WORDS.

PINHEADS AND

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